Adventure, adrenaline, and novelty

Kayaking Adventure in the Pine Barrens w/ optional Water Guns

Sun, Jun 28 · 9:30 AM EDT

Mick's Canoe and Kayak Rental, 3107 County Rd 563, Browns Mills, NJ, US

>> This event is cross-posted across two other groups, so we anticipate a large turnout! <<

Get ready for a fun, relaxing, and slightly wet day out on the water! I used to host these kayaking trips pre-COVID and they were always an absolute blast. Whether you want to leisurely paddle or engage in an epic water gun battle, this is the perfect summer getaway.
We will be doing an approx. 3-hour kayak trip down the Oswego River. It’s scenic, relatively calm, and beginner-friendly, though you will need a basic level of physical fitness and coordination to paddle. It is not a race, you won’t be paddling for 3 hours non-stop. Most of the time the river’s flow just takes you, but there are branches that you may need to navigate around. There are a few large “beaches” to stop along the way. Whoever is at the front of the group you can just make a decision for all and pick a nice spot to stop, relax, explore, eat, hang out…or ambush your friends.

### 🔫 Rules of Engagement & River Safety

To keep things fun and safe for everyone, we have a few ground rules:

• Armed Forces Only: Only shoot people who are also carrying a water gun. If someone is unarmed, leave them in peace to enjoy their paddle!
• Going Overboard: People get excited, and sometimes someone ends up in the river. Don't panic! The river isn't that deep—in most cases, if you tip over, you can literally just stand up.
• The River Tax: Don't bring anything you are too attached to. If you bring expensive sunglasses, car keys, or a phone without a floating waterproof case and/or clipped to you, accept that the river might decide to keep it forever.

### 📅 The Schedule & Meeting Details

• When: Arrive before 9:30 AM, so you can park and gather your belongings.
• Where: Mick’s Canoe and Kayak Rental
• Meeting Spot: Look for me by the picnic tables in front of the building (see the event photo where I circled the spot in red). I’ll begin by making a list of people and their preference (double or single kayaks). FYI part of the fun and social aspect is to (maybe) make a friend if you go in a double kayak…just a suggestion.
• The Plan: Shortly after 9:30 AM, I will go in the office to coordinate our trip. Do not go inside the office by yourself until I give the go-ahead and we go as a group. If you need supplies like watershoes, etc. then yes go in and buy them, but wait to pay for the trip with all of us. After you pay, wait for all of us outside, at the same spot. Once our shuttle(s) arrive I’ll give the signal to start boarding as a group.

⚠️ CRITICAL NOTE ON TIMING: The rental company runs on a strict schedule. The shuttle will not wait for latecomers. If you are late, you will be put on a later shuttle, miss the group, and be on your own for 3 hours. Please give yourself plenty of travel time!

### 📝 Required Homework (Do This Before You Arrive!)

To speed up the check-in process, you must download, print, and pre-fill the liability waiver. Step out of your car with this already in your hand!
👉 Download the Rental Waiver Here

### 💰 Rental Pricing & Payment

You will pay the rental shop directly when we walk in.

| Rental Type | Price (Before Tax) | Notes |
| ----------- | ------------------ | ----- |
| Single Kayak | $55 + tax | Paid individually. |
| Double Kayak | $80 + tax | ($40 per person). Mick's will not split the bill. If you are sharing, please pair up ahead of time and settle up via Zelle, Venmo, or cash between yourselves! |

### 🎒 What to Bring

• ✅ Your pre-filled waiver (in hand!)
• 💧 Plenty of water & snacks for a 3-hour trip (I will likely bring a sandwich).
• 🔫 Water gun (Optional, but highly recommended!)
• ☀️ Sunscreen, sunglasses, and a hat
• 🩴 Water shoes or footwear you don't mind getting wet. Do not wear flip-flops!
• 📱 A waterproof bag/case for your phone/keys

Can't wait to see you all on the river! Let me know in the comments if you have any questions or if you're looking to pair up for a double kayak.

Liability Waiver: By attending this event, you agree that you are solely responsible for your own safety, health, and property. You voluntarily assume all risks—whether social, physical, or environmental—and agree that the organizers and hosts are not liable for any injuries, illnesses, or losses incurred. For physical activities, you confirm you are medically fit to participate.