Board games for Neurotic Manchildren - Bärenpark

This week we play Bärenpark.

“Up to two thousand pounds in weight and over ten feet tall, the bear is considered the biggest and heaviest terrestrial carnivore in the world.” — BGG Description

In this game, players compete on building bear parks. Ah bear park, what a foreign concept. They are mysterious creatures from the other side of the planet. Are bears real you might ask.

So It’s almost like building Jurassic Park.

Highly recommend learning the game beforehand. We will play the game from 12:30 pm to 3:00 pm. If it isn’t finished, we will continue until 3:30 pm. If we have more than 4 players we play Munchkin.

I don’t recommend shutup & sitdown’s videos because those are reviews, not game teaching. But I really love their content maybe because they British they super mean and being unnecessarily aggressive is always hilarious.

Oh yeah and I have autism pls be patient with me☝️🤓🧢.

You can find me at the end of the long table. I always wear black choker, black suspender and black fingerless gloves (optional because it’s summer now). I’m a short Asian non-binary woman who wears He-man bob haircut.

And I will send you messages once I’m there.

Btw remember to edit rsvp if you can’t make it.