Twister's Revenge + Twisted Pair

8 PM - Twister's Revenge - Twister is an artificially intelligent monster truck that's gained self awareness and is out for REVENGE! Actually no... that would make for a much cooler movie. It's pretty much just Knight Rider with a big wheeled truck and no David Hasselhoff. This is the "normal" B movie I'm showing to lull you into a false sense of security so you'll be even more shocked by...

10 PM - Twisted Pair! NEIL BREEN IS BACK AND THERE'S TWO OF HIM. And he has a green screen and lots of really, really, really bad special effects. He seems to have joined the #MeToo era in the creepiest way possible - the movie has a theme about domestic violence. This required Neil Breen to find women who'll accept money to kiss him (at least I hope it was for the money), but apparently he didn't pay them enough to get slapped so the "violence" is so fake he almost should've used CGI. Still, it's a worthy addition to the Breen Cinematic Universe.