Regular People Sipping Water + Walk: Park in Suburb

The hot girls are up to shenanigans, and 👏🏻 we 👏🏻 can't 👏🏻 let 👏🏻 them 👏🏻 have 👏🏻 all 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 fun, so this event is for everyone else.

Who can come to this?
Not-a-hot-girl ✅
Guy ✅
Dog ✅
Kitten ✅
Rabbit ✅
Squirrel 😏
Pet rock ✅
Hot girl 🤔 (you'll need to brib - uhh, lobby - your case)

We'll start our Sunday with a little movement, sunshine, and new friends 💕

We’ll meet at the park and walk in circles as normal people do - a relaxed, social walk with gorgeous views of overpriced apartments and condos where the people can't stop talking about how much money they contribute to their 401k and the prestige of the company they work at.

After the walk, we’ll meet somewhere ??? if there's interest (Great Mall and Trader Joe's are just a few minutes away) for our post-walk reflection.

We won't get coffee, because we don't need that stuff to survive until lunchtime. Matcha? We don't do that here. Light bite? There's grass in the park.

🌟 Schedule:
9:00 AM — Meet at McCandles Park
9:10 – 10:55 AM — Social walk + a few photo stops when we talk blurry photos where you can't see anything 📸

10:55 AM — Optional post-walk reflection somewhere

💖 What to Bring:
👟 Comfy walking shoes (barefoot is better for strengthening your feet but wtv)
👒 Sunnies or a hat (or full on hiking sun protection)
💧 Water bottle (or a gallon guzzler)
✨ Your glow + good vibes (or not, idc)

This park is close to public transit stops, so you can save yourself the misery of driving next to Bay Area drivers by taking BART or VTA. It's about 15 minutes walking from the Great Mall VTA station (5 minutes on a bike/e-scooter) and about 20 minutes walking from the Milpitas BART station (9 minutes on a bike/e-scooter - prob less if you cross the road instead of making a U-turn).

Photo credit: https://mrcrec.com/mccandless-park-gallery

SAFETY DISCLAIMER
The organizers of this meet-up are unpaid volunteers and not expert guides. All participants agree to assume 100% responsibility for their own safety, conduct, and well-being and recognize that possible hazards exist while participating in outdoor (or any other) activities, and agree to participate solely at their own risk. If you RSVP “Yes” and/or attend any of our events, it shall be conclusively presumed that you understand and agree to this policy.