Itsy Bitsy Teen Weeny Yeller Polka Dot Linguini #7

Linguini...?
Famous for its pasta with a middle east flavor....
The station sits as the last pub on deerfoot before lethbridge....
So alot of biz serving desparate pasta lovers who dont mind alittle tumeric on their linguini.....mmmmmmmm
This is also a good place to meet boys from the many internet dating sites.....so i m told.....
Here s how it works:
The boy in question....
Hereby called 'the target' ...
Is told to wait at the bar wearing only one identifying item.....
Say......a toolbelt.....
Other clothing/tools/shoes are discouraged....
This way the girl in question...
Hereby called 'the princess'....
Can safely walk into the pub....observe all the semi naked men at the bar...and select the one with the biggest/bestest/fullest toolbelt of the lot...
Names are not important at this point.
Selected targets are invited to join the princess and several of her friends....relatives....cra reps...
at a table to be grilled further and complete the credit application.....
Results in 2 to 4 weeks.
Wow.....
Looks like a foolproof system...
I wonder tho what could be worn in place of a toolbelt should u not own one or yours was stolen when u were eating yr linguini....
Anyway...
The station.....
Riverbends best meetin place since 2015.....
when they finally got their bathrooms back....