Tenth o May Oddest and Soddest

Pazzers?
What s a pazzer??
You re a pazzer....
Your momma was a pazzer...
Your father was a panzer....
Pazzer may be Sask speech for perogies...
They have a whole different language over there....
Something about toques....
Or was it chocolate milk...?
Anyway...
Here we go....
Another strange pub....
Maybe a jewel in the sand....
Or a snake....
Maybe the food is ......ok.....
Maybe the bathrooms work.....
Maybe someday pigs will fly....
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