Big Bear River Tubing, Red Chimney Pizza and Morris Vineyard with Wine Slushies

A Too hot to hike Summer Series event.

I called them. This is their opening weekend. They will be open. They just haven't updated their website yet.

The time to meet to Carpool is 9:30 am If you're going to meet at the tubing place give us at least an hour and a half to get there. Meetup intitailly had the start time for 8:00 am. I fixed it.

I found a bear tubing.

I am easily amused.

I will be brief for this one.

Three part day. Tubing, Pizza, and a winery.

My first water event I am posting this year

Meet at Academy Sports, the usual place to carpool. We divide up in cars and head to Tellico Plains to head down the river. Clean and Cheap fun. Keeps me out of trouble. Here is the pricing.

It's cheap to do.

All Day Pricing

• Regular Tubes: $17.99
• Deluxe Tubes: $21.99
  Premium Tubes: $24.99*****

Youth (3-12):

• Regular Tubes: $14.99
• Deluxe Tubes: $17.99
• Premium Tubes: $25.99*

Here is their website
Big BearTubing Company

Okay you know the drill. Swimsuit, water shoes, change of clothes, sunscreen, snacks, water, a dry bag if you have one. a toaster plugged in with an extension cord,

We will probably stop once or twice along the way to chill out.

After a short drive over to eat pizza at Red Chimney Pizza in Tellico Plains

Red Chimney Pizza Facebook
Red Chimney Pizza-Instagram

Looks tasty and has good reviews.

After? An optional stop I will be making and you can join me at is Morris Vineyards. I am going and you should too unless you have to iron your socks and underwear I totally understand.

They have:
Wine Tasting
Wine Slushies
Charcuterie Boards

Here is their website
Morris Vineyards

Then we carpool back to our respective cars and go home.

This very brief write up has been brought to you by the very verbose Michael. It is absolutely killing him not to add more, but he is going to deliver at least one brief write up. I know I can co it. I won't ramble on and on about the things that go through my head. I think some should thank me for being brief. I mean they probably won't, but they should. Am I rambling? I should probably stop now lest I be accuse of going on to long. I really don't think they are too long. It's like life. I could put all the facts in there with none of the flavor. Who wants that? Okay maybe front load some details, but can't I have a little fun along the way? The all the facts none of the flavor is a line I stole from Big Fish. I love that movie. Fun fact: The word "Tellico" is derived from a Muskogee (Creek) word "Taliko" which means "bean". I would've named the place Bean Town. Much more memorable than Tellico.

Anyways I don't really see what they mean about going on to long, but at least I was brief in this one.

You're welcome.