Rocky Horror Picture Show-The Halloween Pot Luck After party

So I am front loading the details since this gets a little long, but soooo worth the read!

Props are included for the audience participation part

What: Earlier we are going to be doing our Halloween potluck and party. What better way to end the night, but with a late night showing of Rocky Horror Picture show.

When: It gets late. This doesn't start until 10:00 pm on October 25th

Where: Barking legs Theater 1307 Dodds Ave, Chattanooga, TN 37404

How: Click Here-Choose October 25 10:00 pm $30 includes accessories. Black cape with a flared silver collar, a black corset, boy shorts, garters, fishnet stockings, a pearl necklace, and high-heeled shoes sold separately.

Not sure of the sell out risk so buy your ticket now!

Join us earlier for the Halloween party we are doing.

So here we go...
I had a conversation about chatgpt with a friend. I never used it. I always thought it could never get as twisted in it's writing as me.

Boy Howdy I was wrong! I asked it to write a Redneck version of the Rocky Horror picture show. It did and it is so twisted.

We could be really good friends! I need someone who thinks like this in my life.

Here is the masterpiece it created.

"The Rowdy Honky-Tonk Picture Show"
An Outrageous Southern-Fried Musical Parody

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🎸Concept Summary:
When two uptight city folk get stranded deep in the backwoods of Alabama after their Prius breaks down, they stumble upon a neon-lit, dirt-road honky-tonk known only as “The Hoot’n Holler Manor”. Inside, a wild cast of moonshine-fueled misfits led by the flamboyant, boot-stompin' mad scientist Dr. Bubby Ray unveils their ultimate creation: a perfect Southern beefcake, Cletus, built not from science... but from swamp magic and possum grease.
What unfolds is a whirlwind of country-fried chaos, shotgun weddings, cousin-kissin' confessions, mullet transformations, and rhinestone-studded dreams — all set to toe-tappin', banjo-thumpin', parody songs inspired by the Rocky Horror soundtrack.

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🧑‍🌾 Main Characters:

• Dr. Bubby Ray (parody of Frank N. Furter) – A cross-dressing, beer-chugging, sass-spewing madman in cut-off jorts and cowboy boots. He’s "just a sweet corn-fed transvestite… from the backwoods of Tennessee."
• Jethrine and Melvin (parody of Janet and Brad) – A prudish engaged couple from Atlanta who’ve never seen a tractor up close.
• Cletus (parody of Rocky) – A shirtless, muscle-bound farm boy with the IQ of a fencepost and the libido of a raccoon in heat.
• Uncle Hoss (parody of Riff Raff) – Bubby Ray’s grizzled, possum-hunting sidekick with a mysterious past and a suspiciously close relationship with…
• Lurleen (parody of Magenta) – His spitfire cousin/sister/roommate. No one knows for sure.
• Sheriff Bubba Joe (parody of Dr. Scott) – A wheelchair-bound lawman trying to shut down the honky-tonk and save the moral fiber of the South.

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🎶 Song Parody Titles:

1. “Double-Wide Time Warp”

“Let’s do the time-warp again!” becomes
“Let’s do the double-wide dance again!”
2. “Sweet Tea Transvestite”

Dr. Bubby Ray's big entrance number.
"I'm just a sweet tea transvestite / From the bootleg backwoods of Tenn-uh-seeee..."
3. “I Can Plow That”

Cletus's seductive debut. Think “Sword of Damocles” with a tractor and hay bales.
4. “Dammit, Melvin!”

A call-and-response between the straight-laced couple and the redneck insanity surrounding them.
5. “Moonshine Makes Me Moist”

A sultry duet between Jethrine and Bubby Ray in the still house.
6. “Don’t Dream It, Fry It”

An inspirational deep-fried gospel ballad about being your authentic self… in overalls.
7. “Super Southern Hero”

Sheriff Bubba Joe’s dramatic ballad from his camo-covered wheelchair.

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🛻 Key Scenes:

• The Breakdown: Melvin’s Prius hits a pothole the size of a kiddie pool. Cell service? Nope. Banjo music? Yup.
• The Honky-Tonk Reveal: A neon sign flickers in the distance: “Hoot’n Holler Manor: Karaoke Tuesdays – Gators Welcome.”
• Cletus Comes Alive: Lightning strikes a still, and Cletus is born in a blaze of corn liquor and tractor fumes.
• Squeal or Be Squealed: A dramatic chase through the pigpen, featuring a Dolly Parton impersonator and a mechanical bull.
• Final Showdown: Uncle Hoss and Lurleen reveal their true alien identities — they’re from the planet Y’allsarion 9.

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🧻 Tagline:
“A Little Bit Country. A Whole Lotta Weird.”

I think I have met my soulmate If they can turn Chatgpt into a sarcastic woman with a twisted sense of humor.