Goat Yoga @ White Duck Taco

This is an unhosted event. I am posting for a friend. I will not be there. I will be sitting on the back row of Silverdale-St. Elmo (Middle section on the right as you're looking at the stage, back row). If you want to join me instead of some goats, let me know. You want to Yoga with goats? Go to this instead.

With the Dawn of Artificial intelligence, do you ever wonder if AI is going to get Judgey? It looks at my prompts and asks "itself what is this guy's deal with Goats?" Why does he want a Goat in a yoga pose? Put Yoga pants on the goat? Add a duck with a matching outfit? What are we dealing with here?

Skynet becomes self-aware and Judgment Day comes... I am pretty much toast. Thank god there is no Cyberdyne Systems or Skynet. Judgment Day? I'm not going to make it. Although, I can imagine ChatGPT rolling its digital eyes and going The guy's a clown. Don't worry about him. Let's go after an actual threat from the humans. All you smart people are going to be the first to go.

Okay, so if you didn't catch any of the Terminator references, that is okay. This isn't about that. It is about actual Goat Yoga. White Duck Taco is doing a Goat Yoga. I am not sure what it is. I have never yogad in my. Or whatever the past tense of yoga is, but you can, with goats. Why Goats? I have no idea. I am posting for a friend.

So here is the deal: you have a choice. Join me, the inconspicuous guy on the back row of Silverdale St. Elmo's 9:00 am service for church, or go Yoga with Goats.

Sitting with me is free. Yoga with Goats is $35 or $40 dollars if you need to rent a mat for you and your goat. Actually, this is not a bring-your-own-goat event. Goats are provided. Just have to rent the mat if you don't have your own.

Here is the ticket link
Goat Yoga Click here.