Drink & Discover-Camp Fear Children's Discovery Museum
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So yes, I used AI to do the Photo. I used a photo from Trivia Night. It randomly put some of us in costume, others not so much.
Halloween is the only holiday that doesn't make sense. One lady shows up as a flesh-eating zombie in Fishnets and three-inch heels. For the people trying to get out cheap to avoid legal trouble, your Temu costumes are not Wolverine. It is Angry Yellow Cat man. The Barbie Costume becomes Plastic Malibu Girlfriend... Okay, that last one could be misconstrued.
So you can dress up in Highly Flammable Polymers or not. I am probably going as that really cool dude who is the head of Chattanooga Outdoor Adventures. You do you. Other scary costumes could be a boss who wants to talk to you on Friday at 4:30.
There could be Unisex costumes for the singles, like the walking red flag. The Ghoster, a white sheet with a texting conversation that ends with "Let's do that again soon..." The time stamp is three months ago. Or the list of requirements in a mate, which is literally another sheet covered with thousands of requirements in 10-point font. Or the Dating app. Your mask is a profile picture that has been through the filters a few dozen times.
Or just go with the Catholic School Girl and the Priest. I have a weakness for the classics. Or teacher.
Don't matter to me, but let's do the Adult Halloween event at Children's Discovery. The theme is Camp Fear, so while we're an outdoor group, this is outdoor adjacent... Okay, that one is a stretch.
Here is the schtick.
The Museum transforms into Camp Fear for one night only as adults become campers in an after-hours experience featuring drinks, games, puzzles, and a mystery inspired by classic ‘80s summer camp adventures
7-10 p.m.
Adults 21+ only
$35 for general admission (includes 1 drink ticket)
$25 zero-proof admission
$5 for additional drink tickets
Buy your tickets now before they vanish like that person who was texting you on a dating app. They will be serving alcohol, so bring your Tinder, Hinge, or Match date and buy a few extra drink tickets. They may start to look like their profile picture. Actual results may vary. I make no promises.