Gorka Morka "Lite" Waaagh!!!! Miniatures Game

This is a story of the savage alien race of Orks and of a disaster-stricken world that lies in the abandoned depths of space. It is a world of desert sands and splintered rock, where crude and barbaric warriors have raised an implacable idol to their angry god. That god is GORKAMORKA, the embodiment of the Orks’ insatiable lust for conquest. Gorkamorka is a heartless and bloodthirsty god, whose metallic shape rises over the shanty town that sprawls before his feet. Upon this arid and wind-swept world the Orks live and fight for Gorkamorka, battling across the wastes aboard ramshackle fighting machines, enslaving the other races of their planet and binding them to the service of their god. Humans, mutants and lesser creatures must survive as best they can. Some serve the Orks and seek their favour. Others defy them and struggle to survive in the face of their wrath.

Think Mad Max with angry, green, mutant, semi-psychotic, potato men!

I've had this game since 1997. I've played it with the kids a couple of times but haven't touched it for decades. That being said, I want to get into a "Lite" version of the game that's heavy on fun and light on "DaRoolz". I'd like to relearn this game with you.

We'll be playing an Ork vs Ork scenario. "I gotz da fort in da dezert and youse scumboyz wantz it."

You don't need to bring anything but your curiosity, enthusiasm, a sense of humor (preferably sick and twisted), and a willingness to run over things or make them go boom. I'll provide everything you need to trash me and me boyz.

I hope to see you and, as always, thanks for being gamers!