Coed Lazy & Lousy Phootball [Soccer] - 2nd Anniversary

Exactly two years ago on the first Sunday of September I hosted the "Coed Lazy & Louzy Phootball - Inaugural Kickoff."
6 people showed up including yours truly. Hopefully a few more show up this time. ;-)

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Everyone and anyone is welcome to join no matter your level of experience.

However, self-awareness is key. If you're a good player, look around you, some players will be slower than you, have a poor first touch, and send shots flying over the bar from 2 yards out, i.e., yours truly. Take it easy on these players, give them time on the ball, and don't pressure them too much.

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A few simple rules:

• Turf shoes strongly recommended! If you wear cleats, watch on what or whom you step.
• Keep passing to a maximum, but dribbling and long shots to a minimum.
• Be your own ball boy! If you send shots flying, go get the ball, and leave it next to the goal. The game can continue with another ball in the meantime.
• No slide tackles!
• Rotate goalie.
• There are no offsides, but don't cherry pick.