Coed Lazy & Lousy Phootball [Soccer] - 3rd Anniversary

Exactly three years ago on the first Sunday of September I hosted the "Coed Lazy & Louzy Phootball - Inaugural Kickoff."
6 people showed up including yours truly. Hopefully a few more show up this time. ;-)

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Everyone and anyone is welcome to join no matter your level of experience.
However, self-awareness is key. If you're an experienced player, bring it down a notch. Our target group is beginner to moderate level players.
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A few simple rules:

• Be on time! No-shows and late cancellations will be removed from the group.
• NO cleats! You will NOT play if you wear cleats.
• Pass often, shoot seldom.
• Be your own ball boy! If you send shots flying, go get the ball.
• No slide tackles!
• Kick-ins instead of throw-ins, but ball must be passed on the ground.
• There are no offsides, but don't cherry pick.
• Rotate goalkeeper.
• Goalkeepers, no punting or dropkicking!

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