🔥 A Spicy Dude Event at Machi Sushi Hibachi — Macho, Wasabi & Masculi-Bachi

### 🔥🔥 A Spicy Dude Event at Machi Sushi & Hibachi 🔥🔥

📅 Saturday, March 7 | 🕔 5:00 PM
🔥 THIS EVENT IS ON PURPOSE. 🔥
No confusion. No apologies.
We threw this into the March mix on purpose — for the fellas who don’t mind getting a little adventurous. 😏🍣
This is not comfort food.
👉 This is a PALATE TEASER. Bold flavors. Big heat. A little edge. 🔥💪
And speaking of adventurous…
Legend has it John Waters once considered making a movie called “The Divine Roll.”
See… even he was adventurous. 💅🍣👑
Now let’s talk sushi and gay territory 😄
Sushi is kind of like brunch… it comes with the gay territory.
Ask RuPaul and Elton John.
They stopped inviting Cher because she always orders the sashimi. 🍣💅
Still unsure about sushi?
✂️ Consult your hair stylist.
They’ve already decided you’re ready — and they’re rarely wrong. 😉
If you like sushi, you’re going to LOVE Machi Sushi & Hibachi.
If you think you don’t like sushi — trust us — there is a roll on this menu for you. Guaranteed. 🍣✨
👉 Bring your appetite — wasabi welcome. 🌶️🔥
And hey… if you have to pass because sushi just isn’t your thing — that’s okay.
Even Liberace wasn’t a sushi fan.
He preferred his houseboy whip up some hearty biscuits & gravy instead. 🍳😄
There’s always another event coming —
but don’t forget… we will miss ya. 😉
💋 If sushi makes your heart flutter, Machi is calling.
If not… Liberace’s biscuits send their regards. 😘