The Long Walk:Socials and Singles. 12km Abbotsford Convent Cafe to Transport Bar
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🐔 Cluck, Preen & Stroll: Melbourne’s Most Egg-cellent Singles and Socials Walk.
Saturday 8th November · 11:00 AM · Abbotsford Convent to Transport Bar via the Fluffy Chickens Children's farm
Feathers and flair on a flirtatious affair, and it's free!
Forget swiping — we’re strutting. Join Eat, Drink, Dance Melbourne for a 12km riverside ramble where the chickens are fluffy, the banter is free-range, and the conversation is cage-free.
🥾 The Route
We launch from the Abbotsford Convent, glide past the Collingwood Children’s Farm (home to Melbourne’s most emotionally and fluffy available poultry), and follow the Capital City Trail along the Yarra — a scenic stretch perfect for flirtation, philosophical detours, and poultry-themed puns.
Giving us the best riverside views of Melbourne to boot!
🍹 The Finale
We land at Transport Bar, where you can sip, snack, and debrief your favorite chicken encounter. Did she wink? Did he cluck twice?
💘 Who Should Come?
- Singles who prefer long walks to long texts
- Social creatures who enjoy riverside repartee
- Chicken enthusiasts, pun lovers, and anyone who’s ever whispered “I’m ready to be pecked by love”
Vibe: Flirty, friendly, and full of intriguing conversation
Bring sunscreen, comfortable walking clothes and shoes, drink bottle 1 litre plus.
🚉 Logistics
- Closest train: Victoria Park Station Hurstbridge Line
- Meet: Abbotsford Convent at 10.45 a m for a 11:00 AM start. Just outside the Cafe. I'll put up a comment on the day how to find me (us)
- Distance: 12km
- Duration: 3–4 hours
- Pace: Relaxed, with plenty of stops for fluff admiration and existential musings
Pending, Our new dating app; Cluckr: Swipe Beak, Find Love