YOUR EX’S TEARS: RETRO KARAOKE NIGHT by Socialising for Horrible People

Not your average karaoke. And thank God.
Let’s be honest. Most karaoke nights are awkward.
Someone hogs the mic.
Someone actually tries to sing well.
Someone performs Celine Dion like it’s an audition for The Voice.
And the rest of us are either trapped, bored, or waiting 2 hours for our turn.
This isn’t that.

At Your Ex’s Tears: Karaoke Night, there is:
• No stage. You sing from your seat (or your corner).
• No solos. Everyone sings the same song together.
• No clapping. We don’t applaud pain.
• No waiting. You get a mic. You sing. You’re in it the whole time.

🎤 What you’ll get:
Custom-made karaoke tracks — edited specifically for this night. Some remove choruses. Some lower vocals. Some just get weird.

TEAROVISION™: Competitive emotional group performance.
One table gets tiaras, fans, flower crowns, and bubble guns.
Another table judges.
No rules. Just vibes and glitter-based theatrics.

Retro Chinese karaoke mics – golden, glowing, and ready for emotional damage.

A corkboard of regrets – where you can anonymously answer questions like “What should you have said to your ex but didn’t?”

A sad disco setlist you won’t find in any regular karaoke bar:
Total Eclipse of the Heart
Careless Whisper
Smooth Operator
Never Gonna Give You Up
Stumblin’ In
Stayin’ Alive
Sunny
Yes Sir, I Can Boogie
One Way Ticket
Cheri Cheri Lady
You’re My Heart, You’re My Soul
It’s Raining Men
Easy Lover (if we’re brave enough)
(If there’s a song you desperately want included, write it in the comments. We might say yes. Or we might laugh and ignore it.)

This is karaoke redesigned for the emotionally competent and the beautifully unstable.

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