F* YOUR SOULMATE (“F” as in “Find,” obviously.)

We said FIND. The asterisk is for your thoughts, not ours.

A speed-friendship game for the disturbingly compatible.

This is a test run of a new Socialising for Horrible People event.
Translation: it’s free this time, but it won’t be forever — so show up, behave horribly, and help us make history.

You’ll sit with strangers.
You’ll get absurd, morally disturbing, and occasionally stupid questions — straight from the Pick Your Poison and Disturbed Friends decks.
Each question has only two options.
You’ll pick one. Defend your logic.
If your partner chooses the same awful answer for the same awful reason — congratulations, you’ve found your Horrible Twin.

If not… well, enjoy being alone with your superior ethics.

It’s not therapy. It’s not networking. It’s not speed anything.
It’s just one night of dark humor, strange chemistry, and unfiltered honesty.

🖤 40 seats only.
Free this time — because you’re our test subjects.
Bring a friend. Or don’t. We’ll pair you with someone equally questionable.