Cursed Christmas: A Holiday Quiz

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One drink included
One small Christmas gift included

Welcome to Cursed Christmas — the festive quiz night where traditions get roasted, Santa is slightly drunk, and your future is predicted with questionable accuracy.
Expect laughter, chaos, tiny gifts, and zero wholesome energy.

1. The Christmas Lie Detector
Every round we throw three “festive traditions” at you — two are real, one is pure nonsense.
Your team has to argue, fight, and somehow agree on which one we invented.
Warning: the real ones are usually worse than the fake one.

2. Gift From Hell
We found the strangest Christmas gifts the internet is selling this year.
No context, no explanation — just the photo.
Your team decides what the object actually is.
The fun part? You’re often more creative (and more disturbing) than the real answer.

3. Drunk Santa’s Story Generator
Santa has had enough.
We give you the beginning of his unhinged holiday monologue — your team finishes the story.
Short, sharp, ridiculous.
We read the best ones out loud. The audience votes on whose version is the most chaotic.

4. Christmas Movies Without Christmas
We take a well-known Christmas movie and strip every holiday reference out of the plot.
You get the bare storyline — nothing festive left.
Your team guesses which film it used to be.
It’s harder than it sounds and twice as stupid.

5. Christmas Around the World (Badly Explained)
Real holiday traditions from different countries… described terribly.
Think: “A man in a costume chases children with an object he shouldn’t legally own.”
Guess the country or the tradition.
Prepare to be ashamed of how confidently wrong you can be.

6. Reverse Carols: Wrong Lyrics Edition
We reverse Christmas songs, twist the lyrics, and give you options that all sound wrong.
Your team picks the “correct” line.
This round is pure chaos — nobody ever gets full points and everyone blames the audio.

Bonus: Christmas Predictions
Draw a card.
Receive a very questionable prophecy about your December energy, emotional stability, or upcoming disasters.
These predictions are intentionally unhelpful — but weirdly accurate.

Bonus: Tiny Christmas Gifts
Each table gets a small gift.
Some are cute.
Some are cursed.
All of them are very on-brand for Cursed Christmas.

How It Works
You’ll play in teams (we form them on the spot).
Zero Christmas knowledge needed — just imagination, sarcasm, and a functioning sense of humor.
The winning team gets a dumb prize + bragging rights until New Year.
Chaos is guaranteed. Dignity is optional.