Cards Against Humanity UNCENSORED I

€6 · One drink included · Zero dignity required.

TICKETS: here

Circle I — Limbo
Part of Season I: THE NINE

For the next nine months, we descend.

Before desire burns.
Before excess spills.
Before betrayal freezes —
there is Limbo.

The comfortable place where nothing moves.
No punishment. No salvation. Just suspension.

And so we begin there.

Yes, it’s Cards Against Humanity.
Yes, it’s morally questionable.
Yes, you will laugh and immediately reconsider your standards.

But this gathering marks the first circle of the new season.
Each circle leaves a mark.

Participants will receive a physical card from the season — a fragment of the descent.

Expect:
– terrible jokes
– worse people
– good drinks
– curated chaos

Packs in play:
Season’s Greetings • Food • Theatre • Period • Science • 2000s Nostalgia • Human • Expansion 6 • Green Box • Picture Pack 1–3 • AI • Ass • Jew • Blue Box • Red Box • Absurd Box.

If this list scares you — good.

FAQ

Q: €6 with a drink? What’s the catch?
A: You’ll question your morality. Financially, you’re safe.

Q: Do I need to know the rules?
A: If you can read, you’re qualified.

Q: Can I come alone?
A: Absolutely. Half of SHP events are introverts pretending they’re not.

This is Circle I.
The descent begins in March.
Grab your ticket.
TICKETS: here