Vampire Election Protection

LIBERALS: Hope for the best, and prepare for the worst.

Join us on election eve for emotional support and camaraderie. This election, which will determine the course of our county's future, will be determined by a small number of swing state voters, will be close, may be an electoral college victory, or a Supreme Court decision—and, even in the event of a clear Kamala win, will be contested.

I made a vow to myself, that in the worst case scenario, I wouldn't let a vampire suck my lifeblood, and leave me a sad and sullen creature, unable to experience the beauty and good things that remain a part of my life.

Suck all he may, he can't suck sunsets, good books, good wine, music, close family and friends, or cat videos.

So, come armed with jokes, poetry, images, and short video clips revealing the beauty, humor, love, and hope for all mankind that we all share. We will talk, laugh, look, watch, and share our feelings. But we will rise above. This is our garlic and cross!

And if Kamala wins, we'll celebrate!