Matcha Madness!

All proceeds donated to Meals on Wheels Atlanta!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
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The City of Atlanta is experiencing a widespread affliction!
Symptoms include:
• Chronic burnout
• Creative fatigue
• Restlessness after sundown
• An unshakable need for something soothing
Medical experts have identified the cause: a severe Matcha deficiency.
Fortunately, relief has been found.
On March 13, a secure treatment center will open inside Freeside Atlanta. This location has been designated a safe haven for those seeking rest, restoration, and ritual. The cure is known as Matcha Madness.
Upon arrival, patients will be admitted for a guided recovery experience, including:
- A freshly prepared matcha latte - clinically proven to calm the nervous system and restore balance.
- A salted brown butter cookie - warm, grounding, and essential to the healing process.
- A curated movie screening - to quiet the mind and stabilize the spirit.
This treatment is available to all who feel the effects of the ailment. No prior diagnosis required, only an open mind and a ticket.
Space is limited. Treatment is first come, first served.
If you or someone you love has been affected, report immediately to Matcha Madness at Freeside Atlanta.
Relief is waiting.