About us

Tired of swiping through boring profiles on dating apps? Us too.
Welcome to How I Met Your… Dog (Not Kid) — a social group for singles in their 30s and 40s in the Dallas area who are proudly living (or planning) a childfree lifestyle and who either have dogs or just really love them. No babies, no diaper talk — just tacos, tequila, tail wags, and maybe a little flirting.

We’re young(ish), professional(ish), and totally over kid-centric conversations. From checking out new restaurants and salsa dancing to quirky art exhibits and spontaneous happy hours, we’re all about fun, low-pressure hangs with like-minded, dog-loving, childfree singles.

No babysitter required — just good vibes, open minds, and maybe a treat or two for the pup. 🐶🍸🎨