The Zamboni Road Trip

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Ever watched a Zamboni glide across the ice and thought, “That could be me”? Well, here’s your chance. I have FINALLY found a place that is going to teach me to drive a Zamboni, and you’re invited and we have space for more people.

Since I first learned the word Zamboni, I’ve wanted to drive one. Every year when I see one at a Cyclones game, the quest gets renewed. Back in January I even found places that offered Zamboni driving lessons, but we couldn’t make the schedules work. This time, we’re trying again.

Here are the details

• It is a 3 hour drive from Cincinnati.
• We will leave at 8am and carpool I have room in my car for 3 people. If anyone else is willing to drive please send me a text
• We will stop and eat lunch right before we get to the ice rink
• 30-45 minutes of classroom instruction
• 10-15 minutes of seat time on the zamboni
• Digital video of you driving the zamboni
• Digital photo of you on zamboni
• Zamboni keychain

Because space is limited we will be stuck in a car for hours together I am requiring my "Good Human Rule". Meaning you are a good human with a profile that has a clear recent face pic and your real first name.

If you’ve ever wanted to cross “drive a Zamboni” off your bucket list, this is your chance.