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Bring a flotation device

Alright meetup people, summer is around the corner so let’s take a dip at the rock pools located at the Malibu Creek State Park. I know summer is not until June 21st, but this is the best title I could come up with for this event. Bring a flotation device like an inner tube, and I will bring a portable pump. We will do a short hike to the rock pools, and then get in the water. In honor of the Olympics 2028, we might even have people race in their inner tubes for the ultimate bragging rights. Also, no dogs allowed at this state park. So sign up for this event, because this will be more exciting than riding the tractor around the farm.

Goal #1: Meet me at the Official Meetup Spot
Goal #2: Hike to the Malibu rock pools (half a mile)
Goal #3: Bust out those inner tubes
Goal #4: Lets have some inner tube races

-Person in charge:
-Your fearless leader: Nestor Q.
“My momma raised no fool.”

Driving to the event:
-Type in “Malibu Creek State Park”
-Choose your path wisely
-Parking is $12 per day or $3 per hour
-Plenty of parking
-Or you can find parking outside for free
-Park at your own risk

Official Meetup Spot:
-The restrooms closest to the trail to the rock pools (aka the second big parking lot)
-I will upload a photo of where I will be waiting.

I will upload the following documents as photos
(a) The Official Meetup Spot
(b)The Official Plan of Action
(c) The Official Checklist
(d) List of people banned from my events

What to bring:
-A positive attitude (mandatory)
-A sense of adventure
-An inner tube or flotation device
-Plenty of water
-Extra clothes
-Sunscreen
-Bug spray
-Towel
-Hiking shoes or shoes with good grip
-Lunch: sandwich, fruit, almonds, chips, etc.

-Save the date more details to come out
-Long live this meetup group
-We need more Meetup organizers - sign up today.
-You’re not alone, you just haven’t met the right people.
-Nostradamus had a vision of this event when he took his hot girlfriend to some rock pools back in 1588 A.D.
-Share the event with your friends, coworkers, neighbors, siblings, Zoom pals, roommates, mailman, Instagram followers, bartender, bank teller, waiter, hair stylist/ barber, Starbucks barista, TikTok followers, step-brothers and step-sisters, cashier, pets, cousins, exes, etc.

Past meetup performance is not indicative of future results

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