Off-Key Offsite

Product people. Dive bar. Karaoke. No polish required.

Your roadmap slipped. Sales promised a feature that doesn’t exist. Leadership wants it “AI-powered” by Q1.

There’s gotta be a song for that!

AI & Product Colorado is teaming up with CO Product for Off-Key Offsite, a karaoke night for everyone who has ever smiled through a stakeholder review.

And we're asking you to help build a songbook that pairs the most painful moments of product life with songs that truly understand you. Find your situation, pick your track, grab the mic.

Product Songbook
🎤Sales sold a feature that doesn’t exist: Oops!... I Did It Again (Britney Spears)
🎙️Caught between engineering and the exec team: Stuck in the Middle with You (Stealers Wheel)
🎤Sprint planning, again: Here I Go Again (Whitesnake)
🎙️Your ninth “quick sync” of the day: Under Pressure (Queen & David Bowie)
🎤The CEO read about AI agents over the weekend: Video Killed the Radio Star (The Buggles)
🎙️Launch day: Livin’ on a Prayer (Bon Jovi), Push It (Salt-n-Pepa)
🎤Your feature got cut: Another One Bites the Dust (Queen).
🎙️Prioritization: Should I Stay or Should I Go (The Clash).
🎤Saying no to a VP: Hit the Road Jack (Ray Charles).
🎙️Waiting on estimates: Waiting on the World to Change (John Mayer).
🎤Back-to-back meetings: Stayin’ Alive (Bee Gees).
🎙️Left off the launch announcement: Don’t You (Forget About Me) (Simple Minds).
🎤Bug in prod on a Friday: Ring of Fire (Johnny Cash).
🎙️Tech debt you were told was “temporary”: Toxic (Britney Spears).
🎤The pivot: Changes (David Bowie), Ex's & Oh's (Elle King)
🎙️Nobody uses the feature you fought for: All by Myself (Eric Carmen / Celine Dion).
🎤Surviving the reorg: I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor).
🎙️Your AI prototype in the demo: Mr. Roboto (Styx).
🎤The quarterly plan: Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen). No explanation needed..

What to expect

• Karaoke, with a sign-up sheet at the bar. Belt it, mumble it, or duet with a stranger who suddenly feels like a stakeholder you actually like.
• Real conversations. The best product networking happens when nobody is performing for LinkedIn.
• Zero pressure. Sing, cheer, heckle lovingly, or hold a drink and nod along. All of these count as participation.

Who it's for
Anyone in or around product: APMs to CPOs, first-time PMs to founders hiring their first one. If you've ever defended a prioritization decision to someone holding a pitchfork, you're one of us.

The fine print

• Dress code: whatever you wore to standup
• Talent: not required (mildly discouraged)
• Deliverables: none. Vibes only.

Ship it. Sing it. Regret nothing.