About us
Welcome to Friendly Football!
Do you like to play football, but relaxed and not with a group of competitive, over-motivated 20 years old men? Are you a bit lazy, a bit old, a bit unfit or not so talented?
Than Lousy & Lazy Football is the right thing for you!
We are a group of friendly people who just want to have a relaxed kick (and maybe a drink afterwards) All gender, all ages (18+) and all nationalities welcome.
The meetup is aimed at lousy & lazy players, as the title says. And we have some specific rules. Not everybody understands this lousy and lazy policy and not everybody reads the rules.
If you are a good player and still love to play with us, it´s not enough to just be lazy. You should understand the idea behind the "lousy & lazy" policy - and play accordingly.
In recent months, the level has increased. We want to avoid injuries and instead keep the fun factor high. Therefore, we will pay even more attention to give preference to lazy & lousy players. We ask for your understanding.
Upcoming events
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Bad at football
Mauerpark, Gleimstraße 55, Berlin, DEDo you like to play football - but relaxed and not with competitive or aggressive players? Are you a bit lazy, a bit old, a bit unfit or not talented at all? Are you tired of insecure bros who only want to show off their skills? Then "Bad at football" is the right thing for you!
We are a group of friendly people who just want to have a relaxed kick. All genders, ages (+18) and nationalities welcome. Feel free to join the waitlist even if it seems long - sometimes we make the event larger and play on two pitches (24 players, four teams), depending on demand.
Note: We do not allow high-studded football boots during our sessions. To avoid injuries, we only play with "Multinocken" (multistuds) or shorter. Please have a look here: link.
Rules for lazy & lousy football
- Don’t be competitive
- No hard tackling/sliding challenges
- Support new players by giving them the time and space to play the ball
- Don’t dribble past multiple players (trying to take on a player is fine but at no point should you be trying to dribble past multiple players).
- Don’t close down the defenders too quickly. Give the team a chance to play the ball out.
- Rotate the goalkeeper
- Be a teamplayer
Waiting list:
The more terrible your skills the better your chances to get a spot.4 attendees
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