What we're about

=== ABOUT US ===
Our target group are terrible, bad and slow players. Our aim is to create a welcoming football environment for people, who are not good players. All genders, ages and nationalities welcome.

We do not allow cleats during our sessions. Anyone wearing cleats will not be allowed to play.

=== GAME PRINCIPLES ===
a) One game with limited numbers on a small field.
b) Pass to everyone, so that everyone gets to play.
c) No hard or strong tacklings (we play by softer standards than regular football).
d) No distance shooting
e) Rotate goal keeper

=== ATTENDANCE ===
a) If you get a spot, attendance is mandatory. No-shows and last-minute cancellations, resulting in a free spot, mean you'll get banned for at least two weeks.
b) Don't show up, if you don't get a spot. Only those with MeetUp RSVPs will play.
c) RSVPs go live seven days in advance.
d) The waiting list is not "1st come, 1st serve". We may give priority to known lasy and lousy players.

=== GROUP RULES ===
a) No-shows and last-minute cancellations are disrespectful to those waiting, attending and organizing. If you are a frequent no-shower, you may be removed from the group.
b) If you are a good player, usually attending more skilled groups and just looking for an opportunity to play, please accept that our kicks are not for you. We reserve the right to remove too strong and aggressive players from the group.
c) Group and events are not commercial. Kicks are hosted by individuals on a voluntary basis. It's completely free and always will be.

Upcoming events (4+)

Mixed Lazy and Lousy Football

Football pitch

=== ABOUT US ===
Our target group are terrible, bad to mid-level players. Our aim is to create a welcoming football environment for people, who are not good players. All genders, ages and nationalities welcome.

We do not allow cleats during our sessions. It is simply too dangerous and hurts badly. Anyone wearing cleats will not be allowed to play. Normal sport shoes will do for our lazy and lousy standard.

=== GAME PRINCIPLES ===
a) One game with limited numbers on a small field. Group size is limited to 21 people.
b) Pass to everyone, so that everyone gets to play.
c) No hard or strong tacklings (we play by softer standards than regular football).
d) No distance shooting
e) Rotate goal keeper

=== ATTENDANCE ===
a) If you get a spot, attendance is mandatory. No-shows and last-minute cancellations, resulting in a free spot, mean you'll get banned for at least two weeks.
b) Don't show up, if you don't get a spot. Only those with MeetUp RSVPs will play.
c) RSVPs go live seven days in advance

=== GROUP RULES ===
a) No-shows and last-minute cancellations are disrespectful to those waiting, attending and organizing. If you are a frequent no-shower, you will be removed from the group
b) If you are a really competitive player, usually attending more skilled groups and just looking for an opportunity to play, please accept that our kicks are not for you. We reserve the right to remove too strong and aggressive players from the group.
c) Group and events are not commercial. Kicks are hosted by individuals on a voluntary basis. It's completely free and always will be.

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Mixed Lazy and Lousy Football

Playground Berlin

=== ABOUT US ===
Our target group are terrible, bad and slow players. Our aim is to create a welcoming football environment for people, who are not good players. All genders, ages and nationalities welcome.

We do not allow cleats during our sessions. It is simply too dangerous and hurts badly.

Anyone wearing cleats will not be allowed to play.

Normal sport shoes will do for our lazy and lousy standard.

=== GAME PRINCIPLES ===
a) One game with limited numbers on a small field. Group size is limited to 14 people.
b) Pass to everyone, so that everyone gets to play.
c) No hard or strong tacklings (we play by softer standards than regular football).
d) No distance shooting
e) Rotate goal keeper

=== ATTENDANCE ===
a) If you get a spot, attendance is mandatory. No-shows and last-minute cancellations, resulting in a free spot, mean you'll get banned for at least two weeks.
b) Don't show up, if you don't get a spot. Only those with MeetUp RSVPs will play.
c) RSVPs go live seven days in advance

=== GROUP RULES ===
a) No-shows and last-minute cancellations are disrespectful to those waiting, attending and organizing. If you are a frequent no-shower, you may be removed from the group
b) If you are a really competitive player, usually attending more skilled groups and just looking for an opportunity to play, please accept that our kicks are not for you. We reserve the right to remove too strong and aggressive players from the list
c) Group and events are not commercial. Kicks are hosted by individuals on a voluntary basis. It's completely free and always will be.

Mixed Lazy and Lousy Football

Football pitch

=== ABOUT US ===
Our target group are terrible, bad to mid-level players. Our aim is to create a welcoming football environment for people, who are not good players. All genders, ages and nationalities welcome.

We do not allow cleats during our sessions. It is simply too dangerous and hurts badly.

Anyone wearing cleats will not be allowed to play.

Normal sport shoes will do for our lazy and lousy standard.

=== GAME PRINCIPLES ===
a) One game with limited numbers on a small field. Group size is limited to 21 people.
b) Pass to everyone, so that everyone gets to play.
c) No hard or strong tacklings (we play by softer standards than regular football).
d) No distance shooting
e) Rotate goal keeper

=== ATTENDANCE ===
a) If you get a spot, attendance is mandatory. No-shows and last-minute cancellations, resulting in a free spot, mean you'll get banned for at least two weeks.
b) Don't show up, if you don't get a spot. Only those with MeetUp RSVPs will play.
c) RSVPs go live seven days in advance

=== GROUP RULES ===
a) No-shows and last-minute cancellations are disrespectful to those waiting, attending and organizing. If you are a frequent no-shower, you will be removed from the group
b) If you are a really competitive player, usually attending more skilled groups and just looking for an opportunity to play, please accept that our kicks are not for you. We reserve the right to remove too strong and aggressive players from the group.
c) Group and events are not commercial. Kicks are hosted by individuals on a voluntary basis. It's completely free and always will be.

Mixed Lazy and Lousy Football

Friedrich-Ludwig-Jahn Sportpark

=== ABOUT US ===
Our target group are terrible, bad and slow players. Our aim is to create a welcoming football environment for people, who are not good players. All genders, ages and nationalities welcome.

We do not allow cleats during our sessions. It is simply too dangerous and hurts badly.

Anyone wearing cleats will not be allowed to play.

Normal sport shoes will do for our lazy and lousy standard.

=== GAME PRINCIPLES ===
a) One game with limited numbers on a small field. Group size is limited to 14 people.
b) Pass to everyone, so that everyone gets to play.
c) No hard or strong tacklings (we play by softer standards than regular football).
d) No distance shooting
e) Rotate goal keeper

=== ATTENDANCE ===
a) If you get a spot, attendance is mandatory. No-shows and last-minute cancellations, resulting in a free spot, mean you'll get banned for at least two weeks.
b) Don't show up, if you don't get a spot. Only those with MeetUp RSVPs will play.
c) RSVPs go live seven days in advance

=== GROUP RULES ===
a) No-shows and last-minute cancellations are disrespectful to those waiting, attending and organizing. If you are a frequent no-shower, you may be removed from the group
b) If you are a really competitive player, usually attending more skilled groups and just looking for an opportunity to play, please accept that our kicks are not for you. We reserve the right to remove too strong and aggressive players from the list
c) Group and events are not commercial. Kicks are hosted by individuals on a voluntary basis. It's completely free and always will be.

Past events (222)

Mixed Lazy and Lousy Football

Friedrich-Ludwig-Jahn Sportpark