PORT RESTAURANT OPEN MIKE NIGHT! IT'S FREE! THAT MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY!

It's Open Mike Night at the Port Restaurant! And it's FREE FREE FREE FREE. THAT MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY! BUT BUY SOMETHING. THESE ARE GOOD FOLKS. They have a nut, m'kay?

Karaoke! Bring your own instrument and perform (I am bringing my grand piano!)! Do magic tricks! Tell jokes! Comedy monolgues! Or Karaoke! And hang out with us!

You name it! This is YOUR NIGHT (your name goes here) to be in THE LIGHTS! This is your chance for your FIRST STEP TOWARD FAME! Or if you are FAME-ISHED you can order dinner!

You will be HOSTED by MARIE, AKA MOLLY the enigmatic yet enchanting chantruse!

IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME, ASK THE WAITRESS WHERE THE MEETUP GROUP IS LOCATED. THAT WILL BE US. IF THE WAITRESS JUST SHAKES HER HEAD AND WALKS AWAY, kind of sorrowful, YOU ARE AT THE WRONG VENUE! WRITE THIS NOTE ON A CARD SO YOU DON'T FORGET! DON'T MAKE ME CONTINUE USING CAPITAL LETTERS! My thumb is killing me, holding the shift button whilst I type!