About us
The Patapsco Hikers has moderate hikes most Thursdays centered in Howard, Baltimore, and Carroll counties. Most hikes are 7-10 miles in length and involve 500 – 1500 feet of climb at a pace of 2.5 – 3 mph. We also have occasional, easier (five miles or so, less than 800 feet of climb) hikes on Mondays.
Upcoming hikes are posted on the internet on Sunday or Monday for the following Thursday, weather permitting. We typically start at 9:30 sharp and end around 1 PM or so with an optional lunch at a modest nearby venue or trailside.
Note that the hike description gives the estimated length and cumulative climb of the hike along with some descriptive elements (rocky, rooty, muddy, etc). Please judge carefully if this hike will be a pleasant experience for you (we want to come back) or an unpleasant struggle that will kill your enthusiasm for hiking.
Hikes are limited to 10 attendees. “Yes” RSVP’s are required for each hike. We ask you to donate $1 per hike to pay Meetup fees but no one will be turned away if they choose not to donate.
Well-mannered dogs are permitted but only with prior approval from the group organizer.
Please note that I do not answer my phone unless I know who's calling. You can send me a message through the Meetup website.
WARNING Patapsco Hikers (PH) takes a common-sense approach to hiking/walking. We encourage participants use their best judgement and err on the side of caution when participating with the group. This is an outdoor activity and mishaps do occur.
By registering for any hike, you agree to the following waiver of liability:
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“I am aware of the risks inherent in outdoor activities. Therefore, I will be responsible for my own well-being while participating in the activities of the Patapsco Hikers, and while traveling to and from these activities. I agree that the Patapsco Hikers Meetup Group, its officers, representatives, other participants and trip leaders are not liable individually or collectively for any injury, disease, sickness, loss, or damage to my person or property, direct or consequential, arising out of the activities of the Group. Neither I nor anyone in my household is currently in quarantine, is awaiting the results of a corona-virus test, or has a fever, or any flu-like symptoms.”
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Featured event
Play Dodgebow aka Dodgeball Meets Hunger Games (drinks after at Heavy Seas)
We are doing the 11:30 time slot, which means PLEASE be there by 11:20...if you have never done this before it is a lot of fun! If you buy your ticket in the next two days you can get 39 % off through Groupon, sometimes they have deals. Tickets Here
NO Athleticism, or experience, needed...itis chill non-athletic fun :)...You hide behind targets and shoot arrows tipped with Styrofoam at each other....what is not to love? Come see what the fun is all about :)
Do you like dodgeball? Do you like Laser Tag? Did you enjoy the Hunger Games? Have you ever wondered what would happen if you combined them? If so this event is for you! If you have never played you really need to give it a go.....
We will be in the 11:30 time slot, so buy your ticket for that slot. You will need to go to the site and buy your ticket ahead of time and this is limited to 24 people for that time. This time slot is available to the public so get your ticket now. Price is $25 which includes equipment needed for playing. Come dressed in workout/sports/yoga/active wear.
Afterwards we can head over to Heavy Seas to celebrate our badassery!!
[Buy here 11:30 time slot) https://baltimore.dodgebow.com/product/dodgebow-individual-tickets/
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Upcoming events
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Snowtubing at AvalancheXpress
Heritage Hills Resort, 2700 Mount Rose Ave, York, PA, USBuy ticket here in advance, it will sell out
❄️ Snow Tubing Shenanigans at Avalanche Express ❄️
Because gravity is free and joy is mandatory.
Join us for a glorious day of snow tubing at Avalanche Express, where the hills are icy, the tubes are fast, and dignity is optional. No skills required—just the ability to sit in a tube, scream a little (or a lot), and walk back up the hill questioning your life choices.
Whether you’re a thrill-seeker chasing speed, a casual slider living your best winter life, or someone who just wants to watch their friends wipe out in slow motion, this is the event for you.
What to Expect:- Multiple tubing lanes engineered for maximum giggles
- A conveyor lift that does most of the uphill work (bless)
- Cold air, warm laughs, and questionable selfies
- Applause for strangers, competitive trash talk, and repeat runs because “one more time” is a lie we all believe
What to Bring:
- Warm clothes (layers are your friend)
- Gloves (highly recommended unless you enjoy frozen fingers)
- Waterproof boots if you have them
- A sense of humor and zero concern for looking cool
Good to Know:
- This is a weather-dependent, outdoor event
- Tubing is beginner-friendly—no experience needed
- Expect a mix of adrenaline and mild chaos
Come slide, laugh, and embrace winter the way nature intended: hurtling downhill in a giant inflatable donut with strangers you’ll call friends by the end of the day.
👉 RSVP so we know how many brave souls are ready to challenge gravity6 attendeesJerusalem Mill Trail Hike–W/ Optional Lunch at El Salto
Jerusalem Mill Village, 2807 Jerusalem Rd, Kingsville, MD, USA, Kingsville, MD, US📍 Location: Jerusalem Mill Village, Gunpowder Falls State Park
🥾 Distance: 4–6 miles (depending on how lost we get)
⛰️ Elevation: “Pleasantly rolling” (aka: you might sweat)
🕒 Duration: 2 hours
🐶 Dogs: Yes, and they will absolutely out-hike us
Ready to escape your couch and breathe some actual outdoor air? Join us for a hike at Jerusalem Mill, featuring trees, rocks, water, and a mild chance of us pretending we’re in a nature documentary.
We’ll stroll along the Little Gunpowder River, navigate some rocky bits, and heroically conquer a few hills. Expect moderate terrain, beautiful views, and the collective sound of everyone’s fitness tracker buzzing happily.### 🅿️ Meeting Spot
At the Jerusalem Mill Visitor Center parking lot — look for the group of humans who appear mildly prepared for adventure.
### 📝 What to Expect
- Trails with roots and rocks, just to keep things exciting
- Gorgeous river views
- Occasional stops to admire nature (and catch our breath)
- A friendly group who won’t judge your hiking pace… much
### ✔️ Bring
- Water (hydration = survival)
- Good hiking shoes (your ankles will thank you)
- Snacks (because adulting is easier when snacks exist)
- Optional: trekking poles, good jokes, a sense of direction (we’ll only use two of these)
### ⚠️ Notes
- If the weather gets dramatic, we may reschedule.
- Please update your RSVP so we know whether to worry about you or not.
See you on the trail! We promise it’ll be fun — or at least entertaining. 🌿😄
https://www.alltrails.com/trail/us/maryland/kingsville-park-to-jerusalem-mill7 attendees
Play Wallyball (It's the most fun you can have for $5) Pappas for Drinks After
Northeast Regional Recreation Center, 7501 Oakleigh Road, Parkville, MD, USCome play Wallyball...games are from 7:00-9:30...you do NOT have to be there right at 7:00 to join...cost is $5 and you DO need to click the link to register in advance. REGISTER HERE
Closed court volleyball played in racquetball court.
Get ready to bump, set, and spike in a fun and fast-paced environment with our Wallyball Drop-in Sessions! Wallyball is a high-energy variation of volleyball played on a racquetball court, where the walls are in play—adding a dynamic twist to the game. BUY TICKET HERE $5### Program Highlights:
🏐 Drop-in Friendly – Join a game anytime during designated drop-in sessions or pay for the full session.
🏐 All Skill Levels Welcome – Whether you're a seasoned player or new to the game, our sessions are designed for all abilities.
🏐 Great Workout & Social Fun – Improve agility, reflexes, and teamwork while meeting new people.
Grab your sneakers, rally your friends, and hit the court for an exciting way to stay active and engaged!2 attendees
V-Day King and Queen's Hike (Finding Love Optional) (Lunch Independent Brewery)
Rocks State Park - Wilson's Picnic Area, 3805 St Clair Bridge Rd, Jarrettsville, MD, US💖 Love Is in the Air (and on the Trail!) 💖
This Valentine’s season, trade chocolates for fresh air and join us for a heart-lifting hike at King and Queen’s Chair Rock State Park. Whether you’re coupled up, flying solo, or just deeply in love with nature, this hike is all about good vibes, great views, and a little trail magic.
We’ll make our way through scenic forest paths before reaching the iconic King and Queen’s Chair overlook—a perfect spot to pause, snap photos, and soak in views that’ll make your heart skip a beat. Expect laughter, light conversation, and a relaxed pace that leaves room for connection (with others and with the outdoors).
💕 Who this hike is for:- Singles, couples, friends, and nature-lovers of all kinds
- Anyone who believes the best dates involve boots and breathtaking views
🌹 What to bring:
- Sturdy hiking shoes
- Water and snacks (bonus points for sharing something sweet!)
- Layers for the weather
- A Valentine’s spirit—romantic or not 😉
Let’s celebrate love in all its forms—self-love, friendship, community, and the great outdoors. Come hike with us and let the trail do the matchmaking. 💫
Charm City Social Club
King and Queen's Hike
Independent Brewery12 attendees
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