About us
The Patapsco Hikers has moderate hikes most Thursdays centered in Howard, Baltimore, and Carroll counties. Most hikes are 7-10 miles in length and involve 500 – 1500 feet of climb at a pace of 2.5 – 3 mph. We also have occasional, easier (five miles or so, less than 800 feet of climb) hikes on Mondays.
Upcoming hikes are posted on the internet on Sunday or Monday for the following Thursday, weather permitting. We typically start at 9:30 sharp and end around 1 PM or so with an optional lunch at a modest nearby venue or trailside.
Note that the hike description gives the estimated length and cumulative climb of the hike along with some descriptive elements (rocky, rooty, muddy, etc). Please judge carefully if this hike will be a pleasant experience for you (we want to come back) or an unpleasant struggle that will kill your enthusiasm for hiking.
Hikes are limited to 10 attendees. “Yes” RSVP’s are required for each hike. We ask you to donate $1 per hike to pay Meetup fees but no one will be turned away if they choose not to donate.
Well-mannered dogs are permitted but only with prior approval from the group organizer.
Please note that I do not answer my phone unless I know who's calling. You can send me a message through the Meetup website.
WARNING Patapsco Hikers (PH) takes a common-sense approach to hiking/walking. We encourage participants use their best judgement and err on the side of caution when participating with the group. This is an outdoor activity and mishaps do occur.
By registering for any hike, you agree to the following waiver of liability:
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“I am aware of the risks inherent in outdoor activities. Therefore, I will be responsible for my own well-being while participating in the activities of the Patapsco Hikers, and while traveling to and from these activities. I agree that the Patapsco Hikers Meetup Group, its officers, representatives, other participants and trip leaders are not liable individually or collectively for any injury, disease, sickness, loss, or damage to my person or property, direct or consequential, arising out of the activities of the Group. Neither I nor anyone in my household is currently in quarantine, is awaiting the results of a corona-virus test, or has a fever, or any flu-like symptoms.”
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Featured event
Let's Play Wiffle Ball- I'll Bring Beer (Post Game smack talk at Das Beer Hall)
This will be a fun chill game allowing you to return to those simpler days of youth, anyone can play.....and to remind you that you're still an adult I will bring the beer and sodas :)
⚾ Adult Wiffle Ball Showdown: Where Legends Are Questionable and Muscles Are Optional
Ready to relive your backyard glory days… but with slightly creakier knees and stronger opinions about stretching? Join us for an epic Adult Wiffle Ball Meetup—a highly competitive, mostly serious, occasionally coordinated athletic event. We will play a 9ish inning game of 10-on-10 Wiffle Ball...and maybe make a side bet where the losing team buys the first round of cheap beer :)
What to Expect:
- Dramatic home runs that travel a majestic 37 feet
- Pitchers who insist that was “definitely a curveball”
- Outfielders rediscovering muscles they forgot existed
- Strategic time-outs for hydration, snacks, and life reflection
Skill Level:
All levels welcome! Whether you were a Little League MVP or someone who mostly remembers holding a juice box, you’ll fit right in.
Official Rules (loosely enforced):
- Trash talk must remain funny and mildly self-deprecating.
- If you pull a muscle, you automatically become team coach.
- Spectacular failures will be celebrated with applause.
- Anyone who brings snacks is immediately team captain.
What to Bring:
- Yourself
- A sense of humor 😄
- Comfortable clothes for light athletic activity (or enthusiastic standing)
- Optional: lawn chairs, drinks (adult version welcomed), and your best “I almost had it!” excuse
Why You Should Come:
Because adulthood shouldn’t mean giving up ridiculous fun, plastic bats, and arguing over whether that was totally a foul ball.
Come swing, laugh, and prove once and for all that athletic greatness is at least 40% confidence and 60% pretending you meant to do that. ⚾🎉
Upcoming events
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Patapsco: Woodstock Trail (5-6 miles) & Lunch at the Inn 1/2 Price Burgers
Woodstock Inn, 1415 Woodstock Road, Woodstock, MD, USHike along the Patapsco River and enjoy scenic views through a nice valley with rolling hills. A few hills to climb that are not too steep. A pleasant hike that is rated as moderate.
Optional: Woodstock Inn after hike. Half Price Burgers !!!
Directions: Woodstock Inn, 1415 Woodstock Rd, Woodstock MD 21163.
Location near Rt 70 and Marriotsville Rd and close to Ellicott City. Meet in the parking lot across from the Woodstock Inn. Park in the lot across from Woodstock Inn or on the side of the roadIf this event is full please check for openings at Charm City Social Club
If you are looking for other events please join us 4/11 for our first annual Wiffle Ball game...all players are welcome, even if you have not played in decades lol Click Here to register11 attendees
Brews On First Is Looking for Coed Spring Kickball Players (More Fun Than Recess
Patterson Park, Baltimore, MD, USWant to get outside and enjoy the Spring, get some exercise, make new friends, and play a game from your childhood? It is even more fun than the recess game you remember (because now you can drink as you chase that big red rubber ball), and it is ONLY $50 for the season, which is cheaper than VOLO. If you would like to join our team please feel free to email me dhanford@bcps.org or text 410-215-8289
Brews On First is looking to field a Free Agent Team for the Spring Kickball Season. We play Thursday nights starting the 2nd Thursday in April on the turf at Patterson Park...the season is 7 games PLUS Playoffs....games are between 6:45 and 8:45....team will be kept small so everyone gets maximum playing time,....if you have to miss a game or two don't worry..If you don't have experience don't worry...if you have a red ball phobia, well probably worry..it is a chill somewhat competitive team (i use that term somewhat loosely lol)....if you have a friend who wants to play please have them register too. Drinking of cheap beer while playing is optional!
If you have any questions you can email me at mtbiker21234@gmail.com...or register here
2 attendeesLet's Play Wiffle Ball- I'll Bring Beer (Post Game smack talk at Das Beer Hall)
Harford Hills Elementary School, 8902 Old Harford Road, Parkville, MD, USThis will be a fun chill game allowing you to return to those simpler days of youth, anyone can play.....and to remind you that you're still an adult I will bring the beer and sodas :)
⚾ Adult Wiffle Ball Showdown: Where Legends Are Questionable and Muscles Are Optional
Ready to relive your backyard glory days… but with slightly creakier knees and stronger opinions about stretching? Join us for an epic Adult Wiffle Ball Meetup—a highly competitive, mostly serious, occasionally coordinated athletic event. We will play a 9ish inning game of 10-on-10 Wiffle Ball...and maybe make a side bet where the losing team buys the first round of cheap beer :)
What to Expect:- Dramatic home runs that travel a majestic 37 feet
- Pitchers who insist that was “definitely a curveball”
- Outfielders rediscovering muscles they forgot existed
- Strategic time-outs for hydration, snacks, and life reflection
Skill Level:
All levels welcome! Whether you were a Little League MVP or someone who mostly remembers holding a juice box, you’ll fit right in.
Official Rules (loosely enforced):- Trash talk must remain funny and mildly self-deprecating.
- If you pull a muscle, you automatically become team coach.
- Spectacular failures will be celebrated with applause.
- Anyone who brings snacks is immediately team captain.
What to Bring:
- Yourself
- A sense of humor 😄
- Comfortable clothes for light athletic activity (or enthusiastic standing)
- Optional: lawn chairs, drinks (adult version welcomed), and your best “I almost had it!” excuse
Why You Should Come:
Because adulthood shouldn’t mean giving up ridiculous fun, plastic bats, and arguing over whether that was totally a foul ball.
Come swing, laugh, and prove once and for all that athletic greatness is at least 40% confidence and 60% pretending you meant to do that. ⚾🎉2 attendees
Past events
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