Cards Against Humanity! (Only for HORRIBLE People!)

Yeah! Cards Against Humanity! (Only for HORRIBLE people!)
Location: Mall 205/Gateway Area (East Portland)

NOTE: IF YOU WANT TO COME, IT’S OKAY TO RSVP HERE, BUT TO GET ON THE LIST, PLEASE TEXT ME. (MY NUMBER IS BELOW.)

In case you are not familiar with this game, it is called “The party game for HORRIBLE people.” It is dirty and raunchy and FUN!

Here's a sample:
Question card:
What's the last thing you want to see your spouse doing?

Possible answer cards:
Peeping in Grandma’s window
Pooping on the sidewalk
Molesting a monkey
Burglarizing your pastor's house
Faking menopause
Bitch-slapping a cop
Getting high with your AA sponsor
Jumping out at old people
Punching a baby in the face
Using a vagina as a handwarmer

The best answer wins! And yes, the winner gets a prize! (From the Dollar Tree.)

We’ll start with an ice breaker, then I'll do 5 minutes of standup comedy that I’ve performed at Helium’s Funniest Person Contest. (Disclosure: I didn’t win.) Then, we'll PLAY!

REMINDER: IF YOU WANT TO COME, IT’S OKAY TO RSVP HERE, BUT TO GET ON THE LIST, PLEASE TEXT ME. (MY NUMBER IS BELOW.)

We always have a blast! Come Play! Just bring your fun side and whatever you want to drink.

(BTW: If you can’t come this time, text me anyway so I can let you know next time we play.)

Please read the Ground Rules and Guidelines on the main page for the Portland Area Board Games and RPGs group.

Let’s have fun!
~ Candy
971.813.8333 (Please text before calling)

NOTE: Let me know if you want to play but can’t make it at 1:00. If everyone is onboard, we’ll adjust the time. :-0)

ALSO… In posting, I was forced to say how long the game would go, and I chose 3 hours, but it’s flexible. It ends when everyone gets tired of laughing.