Pittsburgh Santarchy (SANTACON)! Sat Dec 1st Ho! Ho! Ho!

Santarchy Pittsburgh (Santacon) 2018!
Sat Dec 1st

START: Hofbrauhaus Pittsburgh: Lets Polka with Santa!

REMEMBER SANTARCHY IS ABOUT THE CRAWLS NOT ABOUT THE BARS! GIVE GIFTS be elfing awesome, make peoples days, DON'T BE A JAGOFF!
Santa pays for his own and tips well!

Santarchy KETCHUP Points
(get it Ketchup = Catch up)
HO! HO! HO!
MAIN SANTARCHY FACEBOOK PAGE: https://www.facebook.com/events/2007155132896441/
REMEMBER Santarchy it's about the CRAWLS not about the Bars! N'at!
Be WILD, FUN and Amazing!
Remember a couple XXXmas characters are Meh... a whole bunch is AMAZING!
In between Ketchup points YINZ are on your own.
Remember the Four F*ck's of Santarchy! Ho! Ho! Ho!

1:30pm-2:30pm Hofbrauhaus
*Santa's takeover the South Side! REMEMBER TO EAT! Have your songbook ready for carols at the SS Works tree after Hofbrauhaus
BE PREPARED to give out gifts! Cute stuff for the lil Kids, crazy stuff for the adults!

4:30pm: Jingle Bar and Pirata
*Jingle Bar is OPENING EARLY just for Santarchists!!! Spread additional love and cheer by supporting the Alzheimer's Association by donating a $5 holiday card at Jingle Bar!
IMPORTANT: Delight kiddos in Market Square village and PPG Ice Rink with gifts!

7:00 pm to 8:00pm: Images Bar or Blush REMEMBER YOU MUST BE AT CONVENTION CENTER DOCK BY 8:20PM!
*This is your chance to get on the naughty list if you've been good all year!

8:20pm: CONVENTION CENTER DOCK!!!
*DON'T BE LATE or YINZ will miss out on an epic adventure for all of Santa's helpers!

10:00pm: McFadden's
*Santa's storm the North Shore! Show your costume and get a wristband for free cover and drink specials on beer and well drinks until midnight!

MIDNIGHT: Roberto Clemente Statue - 6th Street Bridge
*Don't lose your songbook! It's Santarchy Carol time!

12:30am: Unofficial after party moves to Bar 11
*Santa challenges you to make it!

SANTARCHY GUIDELINES!

1. BE AWESOME TO KIDS (LIL AND BIG) make their days!
2. GIVE GIFTS (Cool n nice gifts to kids, STRANGE AND WILD ONES FOR ADULTS).
3. OKAY TO MESS WITH ADULTS MINDS but DON'T GET ARRESTED!!!
4. KEEP UP WITH GROUP (THE SCHEDULE WILL BE GIVEN OUT TO THE PEOPLE WHO SHOW UP AT HOFBRAUHAUS AND WE WILL ALSO TELL YOU WHERE TO GO VIA TWITTER @DamnSanta FOR YINZ THAT SHOW UP LATE).
5. WE ARE MIXING IT UP THIS YEAR TO SOME AMAZINGLY DIFFERENT THINGS So pay attention to TWITTER @DamnSanta and if you are ON TIME and at HOFBRAUHAUS at the beginning you will have a partial schedule!

Remember the Four F*cks of Santarchy!

1. Don't F*ck with the POLICE!
2. Don't F*ck with Security!
3. Don't F*ck with kids! It's their holiday, keep it awesome!
4. Don't F*ck with Other Santarchists! Help your own!

Santarchy FAQ:

Q: Is this some sort of political statement?
A: No, it's fun. Remember fun?

Q: What are you protesting?
A: S%$tty holiday parties.

Q: Who's in charge?
A: Santa!

Q: Which Santa?
A: The one with the beard.

Q: Which Santa with a beard?
A: That's it, you're on the naughty list.

Q: Where are you going?
A: Nobody knows but Santa.

Q: Can I join you?
A: Get into a costume and we'll talk.

Q: But I don't have a costume?
A: Buy us all a round of drinks and we'll talk.

ps. Santa is a veteran of the Santa Banana Wars of DC. No fights pranks yes, yelling yes! NO FIGHTING!

Remember that Santa is ON TIME until 2:00pm, at which point the herd will be shepherded toward its next watering hole\awesome fun place and then time loses all meaning. DO NOT BE LATE.