Pittsburgh Santarchy (Santacon) 2019 Sat Dec 7th UPDATED! Ho! Ho! Ho!
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HO HO HO!
Santa has decided that Pittsburgh Santarchy is starting at
The Grist House Brewery because they are having FIREFEST!
A CELEBRATION OF BEER N FIRE!
FIREFEST FB EVENT: https://www.facebook.com/events/2421219361529861/
SO LETS HELP MAKE IT FESTIVE! HO! HO! HO!
Pittsburgh Santarchy 2019 21+ event
*You are responsible for the amount of alcohol you choose to consume on the crawl and your food, drink, and transportation costs. Please do not drink and drive! Use Lyft, Uber, the T, cabs, and, of course, the magical water sleigh. Yinz are magical creatures and make your own fun n remember a whole bunch of XXXmas Archtypes n weird creatures are FUN, one or two are not!
Remember it is a magical day, give gifts! that delight, of wonder and WTF!
🦌🎁🤶🎄🎅
This is the PUBLIC FB Event for Santarchy Pittsburgh.
ANYONE CAN BE INVITED. COSTUMES MANDATORY!
Remember a couple Christmas characters are Meh... a whole bunch is AMAZING!
Santarchy KETCHUP Points
(Get it... Ketchup = Catch up n'at)
In between Ketchup points YINZ are on your own.
REMEMBER SANTARCHY IS ABOUT THE CRAWLS NOT ABOUT THE BARS! GIVE GIFTS be elfing awesome, make peoples days, DON'T BE A JAGOFF!
Santa pays for his own and tips well! N'at!
1:30PM - 2:30pm GRIST HOUSE BREWERY! FIREFEST! Then invade Millvale and MAKE PEOPLE'S DAYS! AND MAKE THEM GO WTF! GRIST HOUSE BREWERY 10 SHERMAN STREET MILLVALE PA
4:30PM SHARP!!! get you Elfing Arse to Allegheny Cemetery Main Entrance for a GROPE PIC! YINZ JAGS (you wonderful magical creatures) HAVE 5 minutes ($ 4:35pm sharp no matter the ELFING WEATHER) to get here cause Rudolph is freezing his reindeer nuts off waiting for YINZ for a GROPE (Group for you muggles) photo ! Then we go on our magical way and do your own magical things in Larryville!
6:30 PM SANTA HAS TO GO TO CHURCH (BREW WORKS) from there do what yinz want. We are visiting the BAR, eat here if yinz want...
Visit the Famous local establishments of Brewers Bar, CHEERLEADERS Mrs Claus requested this one. (santa is trying to get cover chargewaived), Donnies Place and Leather Central for the reindeer.
8:15pm DON"T MISS THE BOAT! Yinz Jags did not know Santa was a PIRATE in a previous life Argh!!! We will Scuttle the FANTASY yacht for $5 a person and bar on deck n tour the 3 rivers N'at! we are at ONE LOCKWALL MARINA. GET ON THE BOAT YINZ SCURY ICEHOLES! N BANANAS (like every year we get an infestation of the Fckers)
11pm Redbeards Mountain Resort and Yacht Club in Mt. Washington. How in the Heck are we getting here? that's on yinz n'at! Be inventive.
MIDNIGHT- Meet on MT. WASHINGTON OVERLOOK BY MONONGAHELA INCLINE for one last GROPE PIC before Santa dances his Arse off at Sloppy Joes In Mt. Washington!
SANTARCHY GUIDELINES!
- BE AWESOME TO KIDS (LIL AND BIG) make their days!
- GIVE GIFTS (Cool n nice gifts to kids, STRANGE AND WILD ONES FOR ADULTS).
- OKAY TO MESS WITH ADULTS MINDS but DON'T GET ARRESTED!!!
- KEEP UP WITH GROUP (THE SCHEDULE WILL BE GIVEN OUT TO THE PEOPLE WHO SHOW UP AT THE GRIST HOUSE BREWERY AND WE WILL ALSO TELL YOU WHERE TO GO VIA TWITTER @DamnSanta FOR YINZ THAT SHOW UP LATE).
Remember the Four F*cks of Santarchy!
- Don't F*ck with the POLICE!
- Don't F*ck with Security!
- Don't F*ck with kids! It's their holiday, keep it awesome!
- Don't F*ck with Other Santarchists! Help your own!
Santarchy FAQ:
Q: Is this some sort of political statement?
A: No, it's fun. Remember fun?
Q: What are you protesting?
A: S%$tty holiday parties.
Q: Who's in charge?
A: Santa!
Q: Which Santa?
A: The one with the beard.
Q: Which Santa with a beard?
A: That's it, you're on the naughty list.
Q: Where are you going?
A: Nobody knows but Santa.
Q: Can I join you?
A: Get into a costume and we'll talk.
Q: But I don't have a costume?
A: Buy us all a round of drinks and we'll talk.