San Francisco Dating Is BS Group

San Francisco Dating Is B.S. – Bi-Weekly Support Group

Are you emotionally exhausted from trying to "vibe" with someone whose entire personality is “likes hikes and hot pot”?

Have you been ghosted by a 43-year-old man in tech who says he's "not ready for anything serious" — but owns two crypto wallets, a weighted blanket, and a Chihuahua?

Are you starting to believe that love is just a failed A/B test?
Congratulations. You’ve found your people.

What is this group?
This is not a dating event.

This is not a hookup event.

This is not a manifestation circle where we write our soulmates' names in moon blood.

This is a no-bullshit support group for smart, completely over it people navigating the Bay Area’s dystopian dating economy.

Run by Dr. Kali DuBois, PhD — a psychologist— we meet to bullshit and talk about what's going on.

Who is this for?
People tired of polyamory flowcharts disguised as “openness”
People done being trauma-dumped on over tapas
People who are DONE getting ghosted by people with two therapists
People who still believe in chemistry but can no longer swipe without gagging
Anyone who tried to flirt at a co-working space and got HR’d

What we do:
Share stories (the worse the better)
Laugh at the absurdity of modern dating “rules”
Reclaim sanity and self-worth
Possibly start a cult (jury’s out)
End the night feeling validated, not violated

No pressure, no awkward icebreakers, no 3-minute speed dates.
Just real talk with people who get it over a beer.

Bring:
Yourself (and your dating PTSD)
Your stories (bonus points for screenshots)
Your rage, humor, and/or existential despair
A snack if you’re a nurturer
A therapist recommendation if you ghost people (we’ll help you too)

Led by Dr. Kali DuBois, PhD
She’s a psychologist. She’s a straight-talker. She’s been analyzing Bay Area dating dysfunction longer than most men here have been working on their “startups.”
She’s here to cut the crap and make room for something better — or at least funnier.

Join us. Laugh. Heal. Unmatch. Repeat.
Because dating in San Francisco is a nightmare, but it doesn’t have to be a lonely one.

We meet weekly. Location revealed upon RSVP.
No algorithms, no bios, just us.