Trip to Mars

Join us for a trip to the red planet! 👽

We don't yet have the technological ability to send people to Mars, but we're relying on it being developed within the next several
hours and be available in Sheffield (meeting location TBC).

Given that this technological development happens, you can expect an out of this world experience! 🌍🚀

Tickets are £20,000,000 each but it wouldn't let me put this as the value on the event, probably thinks we're scammers or something. We don't know the full development costs of the project, but we're pretty sure this is a bargain.

Wear comfortable clothing and pack light, excess baggage charges are likely to be a bit steeper than Ryanair! Also we'll be gone for around 3 years, so you might want to let work know.