Functional Programming

Most hackathons are about coming up with innovative new ideas and making plausible startup prototypes. This one is different. This one is about making terrible hacks! **Take some time to make your bad ideas a reality.** This year, **InterAccess** will be hosting TerribleHack! It will be on **Sunday April 26** from 11am to 6pm. InterAccess is a gallery and studio that also graciously hosts Creative Code Toronto events. Check out their gallery while you're at the event! For more info, see https://terriblehack.website/

Beautiful soul, I am holding a Blue Lotus Tea and Life force, Light Language and Light Body Activation. Spots, are limited - the last few events were sold out. Join me if you feel the call. **Why Blue Lotus?** **Healing Powers** * **Nervous System Regulation:** Blue Lotus acts as a natural nervous system stabilizer, calming anxiety, stress, and overactive mental chatter. * **Physical Healing:** Traditionally used to relieve physical ailments, including muscle cramps (menstrual pain), heart palpitations, and gastrointestinal issues. * **Antioxidant Properties:** It contains flavonoids that protect cells from damage and act as anti-inflammatories. **Manifestation Powers** * **Amplification of Intention:** Blue Lotus is used to amplify manifestations, particularly those related to self-love, emotional healing, and spiritual insight. * **Flow State:** The plant is believed to help individuals access and activate a flow state, aligning them with the universe to manifest their deepest desires and open new beginnings. * **Heart-Opening:** The alkaloids interact with dopamine receptors to soften the heart, allowing for a "gentle surrender" that lets the invisible become visible, a key principle of manifestation. **In-Person Light Body Expansion Activation** Join us for a powerful in-person Light Body Expansion Activation — an immersive energetic experience designed to awaken your life force energy and expand your consciousness. This session combines **Kundalini (life force) Activation and Light Language transmission**, creating a space where deep healing, emotional release, and expanded awareness can unfold naturally. As you lie comfortably on your mat, you will receive a transmission of energy that supports the awakening of your own inner life force and the expansion of your energetic body. Participants often enter deep meditative or altered states as the body responds to the vibrational frequencies of sound, energy, and light language. These frequencies communicate directly with your consciousness, activating the body’s innate intelligence and natural healing capacity. This experience supports a deeper connection to your authentic self while helping release energetic blockages and limiting patterns. **During the session you will experience:** • A heart-opening ceremony to deepen connection and receptivity • Demonstration of the activation process • Full Light Body Expansion Activation energy transmission • Light Language channeling and vibrational sound frequencies • Somatic and energetic release as the body responds to the energy • Closing integration and sharing circle **Participants may experience:** • Spontaneous body movements or energetic sensations • Emotional release such as laughter, tears, or deep peace • Visual or intuitive insights • Expanded states of consciousness • Activation of the voice through humming, singing, or light language **Potential benefits:** • Release of emotional and energetic blockages • Expansion of awareness and consciousness • Greater intuition and clarity • Reconnection with your inner guidance and purpose • Increased creativity, joy, and emotional freedom All you need to do is lie down, relax, and allow the energy to guide the experience. Last three events were sold out. Please book your spot early [here](https://lightbodyexpansion.com/class/4)

Join your community of fellow Intuitives and MBTI nerds for a casual evening of engaging conversation. We get together every second Sunday – with a mix of regulars and new friends. There is no fee to attend, though we ask that you support the venue by ordering something to eat or drink. **Feel free to contact event host B. via Facebook/Meetup messenger, or text/call 416-712-8635 for directions**. About the venue: The Pint Public House Nearest Subway: Union Station Map / Directions: https://maps.app.goo.gl/G5GfXDSQXeifJ5ot5 We make an effort to find pubs that are quiet and introvert friendly, with a section to ourselves. We make no effort to muffle our extroverts, but should they get out of hand, our resident INTJ will use their death stare, to pull them back in line.

On April 26th we start with a heart opening Blue Lotus Ceremony that heals your heart and activate your pineal gland. During this safe transmission, your Kundalini-Life Force energy awakens, connecting you to your energetic body and expanding your awareness, consciousness, and alignment with your truest potential. We have limited spots available and spots get booked early. Book your spots early [here.](https://lightbodyexpansion.com/class/4) As Dr. Joe Dispenza says, *“When you change your energy, you change your life.”* This session allows you to shift energy, recalibrate your systems, and experience transformation. ### **What You’ll Experience** * **Physical:** spontaneous movement or sensations (heat, energy flows) * **Emotional:** laughter, crying, release of blocked emotions * **Visual/Astral:** images, visions, or astral journeys * **Vocal / Light Language:** humming, singing, or spontaneous speech * **Bliss States:** joy, ecstasy, and deep internal alignment *** ### Benefits * Somatic healing & emotional release * Greater clarity, courage, and alignment * Enhanced relationships & workplace opportunities * Consciousness expansion and neurological transformation * Manifestation and energetic empowerment ### **How It Works** * **Kundalini- Life Force Activation:** Awakens your body of light, co-activating your nervous system for deeper awareness. * **Light Language Activation:** Your body responds to energy codes, unlocking innate healing and communication. * Sessions expand your light body and guide you to your highest potential over time. *** ### **Class Guidelines** * Lie down, surrender, and allow the energy to flow through you * Open to adults 18+, except pregnant women in the 3rd trimester or those with psychosis/mania * Avoid alcohol, drugs; eat light or juice 1–2 hours before; optional water fasting * Integration tips will be emailed post-class ### **About Radia** Radia has guided 350+ students across Toronto, Costa Rica, and Tulum, hosting 95+ classes. With 13+ years of spiritual experience and deep knowledge in neuroscience, quantum physics, and Eastern energy practices, she is the founder of Light Body Expansion (LBE) Energy School. Book on Meetup or on the [website](https://lightbodyexpansion.com/class/4)

Event by Recovery Without Borders Location: 32 Cranfield Rd, Toronto, ON M4B 3H3 Charity Art Auction – Heavy Hues, Together in Colour is a daytime, alcohol‑free art and music event in East York, bringing together original artwork, live performances, curated fashion, and local vendors under one roof. Discover: \- A charity art auction with original pieces from Toronto‑area artists \- Live acoustic sets throughout the afternoon \- Curated fashion and accessories plus select vendors A special functional mocktail bar from DNA Drink Solutions (12–2 PM) serving crafted alcohol‑free drinks Proceeds help support participating artists, core event costs, and The Gatehouse, a local community organization offering peer‑based support and programs. 🎨 Full event details, artist lineup, and schedule: https://recoverywithoutborders.org/heavy-hues-together-in-colour 🎟 Tickets (free, pay‑what‑you‑can, and supporter options): https://www.zeffy.com/en-CA/ticketing/charity-art-auction-heavy-hues-together-in-colour-sunday-april-26th-toronto-live-music-and-substance-free Sunday, April 26, 2026 12:00–6:00 PM (DNA Drinks 12:00–2:00 PM) 32 Cranfield Rd, East York (Toronto) Come browse, bid, listen, and explore—while supporting local creators and a thoughtful, substance‑free community space. 🔗 https://linktr.ee/recoverywithoutborders 📧 Email: Toronto@recoverywithoutborders.org Be sure to check our May event: https://www.facebook.com/events/816740714a807447 #HeavyHuesTogetherInColour #ArtAuctionForChange #ArtForMentalHealth #TraumaInformed #ChildhoodSexualAbuseAwareness #AddictionRecovery #RecoveryWithoutBorders #TheGatehouse #SoberEvents #AlcoholFreeToronto #SupportLocalArtists #ExpressiveArts #ArtHeals #CommunityCare #EndTheStigma #MentalHealthMatters #TorontoEvents #CharityEvent #NonProfit #LiveMusic

\*These classes are not a language exchange, but instead are meant to be a step in between so that students feel confident maintaining in depth and grammatically correct oral conversations outside of class\* \***Meetup event numbers only tend to show new students registering and do not include returning students attending class.** **Per class, there is an average of 7 students.** The first 2 classes are free and then only cost between $18 and $36 depending on which type of class you want to continue with\* These French, English (For Spanish and French speakers only), and Spanish classes are primarily meant for adults who are travellers, or who are planning to live in a French, English, or Spanish-speaking country. The classes are primarily oral-based through guided conversations. They will teach you how to handle conversations in situations such as **"Going to the Convenience Store"**, **"Making Plans"**, **"Negotiating Prices"**, and **"Going out for a Drink"**. To ensure that students get used to using the language automatically, students will learn to maintain contextual conversations with timing before moving on to the next lesson. Call (647)787-9953, e-mail us info@monkeylingo.ca, or visit monkeylingo.ca for more information! **Online and private classes are also available!** No other language classes are as conversational as these ones. We guarantee it! Cheap parking can be found using the "Spot Hero" app.

\*These classes are not a language exchange, but instead are meant to be a step in between so that students feel confident maintaining in depth and grammatically correct oral conversations outside of class\* \***Meetup event numbers only tend to show new students registering and do not include returning students attending class.** **Per class, there is an average of 7 students.** The first 2 classes are free and then only cost between $18 and $45 depending on which type of class you want to continue with\* These French, English (for Spanish and French speakers only), and Spanish classes are primarily meant for adults who are travellers, or who are planning to live in a French, English, or Spanish-speaking country. The classes are primarily oral-based through guided conversations. They will teach you how to handle conversations in situations such as **"Going to the Convenience Store"**, **"Making Plans"**, **"Negotiating Prices"**, and **"Going out for a Drink"**. To ensure that students get used to using the language automatically, students will learn to maintain contextual conversations with timing before moving on to the next lesson. **Program is also offered in private and online classes**. Call (647)787-9953, e-mail us info@monkeylingo.ca, or visit monkeylingo.ca for more information! **Online and private classes are also available!** No other language classes are as oral as these ones. We guarantee it! Group classes are hosted at **600 Bay Street** every Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. Call (647)904-5285 upon arrival if no one is there to let you in, and someone will come down to let you in. Cheap parking can be found using the "Spot Hero" app.

\*These classes are not a language exchange, but instead are meant to be a step in between so that students feel confident maintaining in depth and grammatically correct oral conversations outside of class\* \***Meetup event numbers only tend to show new students registering and do not include returning students attending class.** **Per class, there is an average of students.** The first 2 classes are free and then only cost between $18 and $45 depending on which type of class you want to continue with\*\* These Spanish, English (For Spanish and French speakers only), and French classes are primarily meant for adults who are travellers, or who are planning to live in a French, English, or Spanish-speaking country. The classes are primarily oral-based through guided conversations. They will teach you how to handle conversations in situations such as **"Going to the Convenience Store"**, **"Making Plans"**, **"Negotiating Prices"**, and **"Going out for a Drink"**. To ensure that students get used to using the language automatically, students will learn to maintain contextual conversations with timing before moving on to the next lesson. **Program is also offered in private and online classes**. Call (647)787-9953, e-mail us info@monkeylingo.ca, or visit monkeylingo.ca for more information! **Online and private classes are also available!** No other language classes are as oral as these ones. We guarantee it! Group classes are hosted at **600 Bay Street** every Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday. Call (647)904-5285 upon arrival if no one is there to let you in, and someone will come down to let you in. Cheap parking can be found using the "Spot Hero" app.

\*These classes are not a language exchange, but instead are meant to be a step in between so that students feel confident maintaining in depth and grammatically correct oral conversations outside of class\* \***Meetup event numbers only tend to show new students registering and do not include returning students attending class.** **Per class, there is an average of 7 students.** The first 2 classes are free and then only cost between $18 and $36 depending on which type of class you want to continue with\* These French, English (For Spanish and French speakers only), and Spanish classes are primarily meant for adults who are travellers, or who are planning to live in a French, English, or Spanish-speaking country. The classes are primarily oral-based through guided conversations. They will teach you how to handle conversations in situations such as **"Going to the Convenience Store"**, **"Making Plans"**, **"Negotiating Prices"**, and **"Going out for a Drink"**. To ensure that students get used to using the language automatically, students will learn to maintain contextual conversations with timing before moving on to the next lesson. Call (647)787-9953, e-mail us info@monkeylingo.ca, or visit monkeylingo.ca for more information! **Online and private classes are also available!** No other language classes are as conversational as these ones. We guarantee it! Cheap parking can be found using the "Spot Hero" app.

This group is for badminton enthusiasts who are passionate about exploring the connections between metabolism, energy, and exercise. We are welcome beginner plus, intermediate and advance level players looking to improve your skill or a seasoned player seeking to optimize your performance on the court, this group is for you! Join us for friendly games. This badminton session is a weekly event and it is followed with dinner together but it is optional. Court fee: It will be informed at the comment section by 4pm. Cost per person is either $162 (for 3 courts) divided by the number of players attended OR $108 (for 2 courts) divided by the number of players attended. My email address will be provided at that time for etransfer.

Tentative based on weather. Time and day may be changed depending on weather Need at least 10 sign ups Weather forecast 11C and sunny You must be able to play strong 3 hit volleyball and have good ball control. The event is $5 cash payment only. You will be partnered with others of the same skill level. Please note that you must know FULL beach rules. You MUST answer the RSVP question to play this event. If your answer is wrong or you do not answer then you will be removed from the event. The question or your response may not show up when using some apps so please RSVP from a computer. Beach Rules - [#1 Beach Volleyball and Social Group Discussions](https://www.meetup.com/beach-vball/discussions/) Since sign ups will be limited it is very important that you show up if you sign up. You MUST provide an email address to sign up for the event in the rsvp question every time you sign up to confirm your sign up. RSVPs will be removed for if email is not included in RSVP King of the court Ladder format will be used Please only join the waiting list if you intend to play if added from the wait list. If your plans change please remove yourself from the wait list. You MUST answer the RSVP question and provide your first name and email address. If you do not answer the question and provide this your RSVP will be removed Since this is a team sport event, the proper number of players is very important. RSVP changes less than 72 hrs before any event that is full/has waitlist or 48 hrs before any events not full will to be considered a late bail-out. Late bail outs or no shows will be assessed a "strike" 2 strikes and you will be suspended from participating in group events. PLEASE DO NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS LEVEL IF YOU ARE A RECREATIONAL PLAYER AND ARE NOT CAPABLE OF CONTROLLING THE BALL TO PASS, SET AND SPIKE. If the event is full, put yourself on the waiting list. Spots can free up the week of the event as people change their minds. Instructions will be sent out 1 or 2 days before the event. In case of rain check the "Bad weather guidelines" in Discussions/messageboard/volleyball discussions

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Come out to Improving for our monthly iOS and Mac meetings. This Month's Presentation: Nothing yet. (You should volunteer). What is Cocoaheads (http://cocoaheads.org/)? CocoaHeads is a group devoted to discussion of Apple Computer's Cocoa Framework for programming on MacOS X and iOS (including the iPhone, iPad and Apple Watch). During monthly meetings, members present on their projects and offer tutorials on various programming topics. What is BuckeyeCocoa (http://buckeyecocoa.org/)? BuckeyeCocoa is a group of Objective-C/Swift developers/enthusiasts. We host monthly Cocoaheads and near-weekly NSCoder meetings in Columbus, Ohio. The meetings are free to attend. Presentations! Presenters welcome! We are always in need of people willing to present material. Any Swift and/or Objective-C related topic is welcome. Times can be 5 minutes (i.e. lightning talks) to a maximum of 2 hours. Interested? Contact info is on the BuckeyeCocoa website. To volunteer for a presentation contact us at @BuckeyeCocoa on Twitter. Follow us on Twitter! @BuckeyeCocoa (https://twitter.com/#!/Buckeyecocoa/) For more information: http://buckeyecocoa.org/

Bring your work or your hobby, hang out, and code with us. Follow @buckeyecocoa for more information.

**Improving Office in Franklinton** Physical location: Improving Office 330 Rush Alley Suite #150 Columbus, OH 43215 Schedule: 6:00 p.m.: Socialize, eat, and drink. Improving will be providing pizza and beverages. 6:30 to 8:00 pm. Main meeting and presentation(s). Topic: This month Chris Pazsint will be talking about Agentic Coding. How does one use CLI Based Agents, and Agentic IDEs such as Cursor, Kiro, Antigravity? How to include agentic coding plugins for IDEs you already love such as Visual Studio Code. We meet on the last Monday of each Month. Presentations are given by members and friends of this group. If you would like to do a presentation (small or large) on a python topic, please contact Central OH Python at centralohpython@gmail.com

**Latest Dojo Location!** **Knotty Pine Brewing** 1765 W 3rd Ave, Columbus, OH 43212 We're going to try a new dojo location for a few weeks and see how it works Dojos are informal Python group study sessions where everyone interested in Python gathers to learn about Python, help others with Python, or just hang out. Everyone is welcome from Python beginners to experts. Bringing a laptop is encouraged (we'll have extension cords and power strips). If there's something you want to learn leave a comment on this invite so we can plan ahead. We're looking for speakers for our Monthly Meetups! Fill out the form if you are interested in presenting to the Python Community. https://forms.gle/ehSfUAC2WgR34Crq9

**How to take control of your subconscious and harness its power!** Join us for an eye-opening lecture where the speaker will break down complex ideas in a clear and practical way. You’ll gain insights into: ✅ The true definition of the subconscious ✅ How it generates unwanted emotions ✅ Its real purpose and function ✅ What determines the pressure it exerts on you And the most important topic: **How do you take control of your subconscious!** But this isn’t just another lecture where you sit and listen passively. It’s interactive and engaging—you can ask questions at any time. 📅 Reserve your spot now! Seats are limited, so don’t wait too long to sign up. Location: 1266 Dublin Rd, Columbus, OH 43215 Hosted by the Hubbard Dianetics Foundation

It feels like we just saw each other 🤷. Join members of the local design and UX community for our monthly breakfast. For May we’re stopping in for Rooh’s popup breakfast/cafe concept. You know someone is getting the lobster yuzu croissant, and that’s not even the prettiest thing on the menu!.