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**Weekly stand-up comedy open mic night, featuring short sets from multiple comedians. FREE ENTRY!** Every Thursday at 9pm at Updown Bar ! Free tickets https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-open-mic-luxembourg-tickets-1216566646589 If you want to go on stage, just show up, sign up and go up ! Follow us on instagram for the most recent events ! https://www.instagram.com/luxembourgcomedy/

**Brace yourself, Luxembourg: SMUT SLAM IS BACK.** Luxembourg's only community dirty storytelling open mic returns on Thursday, June 18 with the theme of "TERRA INCOGNITA." When you don't have a map, when the map is wrong, when you don't know where you're going, but holy shit, you're enjoying the ride... these are the times that make ASTONISHING stories, and we want to hear! Thursday 18 June \* doors at 18:30, slam at 19:30 Location: Rocas café-théatre, 33 Rue des Capucins, 1313 Ville-Haute Luxembourg Tickets: €15/adv, €20/door, available at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/smut-slam-luxembourg-terra-incognita-tickets-1983260725217 Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, special prizes, amazing guest judges, and also THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions! Prizes from the Smut Slam Armoire of Mystery and Uberlube 18:30 -> arrive early to secure a seat and enjoy a lovely drink 19:30-22:00 -> a good old-fashioned Smut Slam (with one intermission) SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky six to eight names will be drawn at random. RULES: - no notes - no costumes or props - only five minutes AND - the story must be real and have happened to you. IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination. All activities depicted must be CONSENSUAL! NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Don't worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: - No interrupting. - No heckling. - No necking in the front row. WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams! \*\*\* Smut Slam Luxembourg encourages attendees to test before coming to the show, and to wear a mask indoors. This remains one of the best ways to protect yourself against getting sick from COVID or any of the other airborne diseases going around. \*\* As always, we are closely watching current COVID-19 rates, and as things change, one way or the other, we may loosen or tighten our pandemic protocols. We will never surprise you with changes, but tell you in advance, so you can make informed decisions. Smut Slam keeps both comfort and well-being in mind, for the community! EVENT LANGUAGE: English SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, event producer, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, writing grant applications, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art. Read about the Smut Slam worldwide network at http://www.smutslam.com PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/document/d/120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXpUT21mwsDCryMsRhAj74nJjs/edit?usp=sharing Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you! ACCESSIBILITY NOTES: coming soon

A relaxed evening of movement, fresh air, and connection. We’ll go for an easy run together (around 5–6 km at a comfortable pace), followed by some light stretching, gentle movement, and relaxation. No pressure, no performance, no specific level required. The intention is simply to move, enjoy being outdoors, and feel good in our bodies. After the run, we’ll slow down with a few minutes of stretching, breathing, and presence. Please bring: • water • a yoga mat or something comfortable to sit on 📍 Meeting point: Glacis (between the theatre and the public toilets) 🕕 Thursday at 18:00 As always, everyone is welcome. Come as you are and move at your own pace 🌿 💬 WhatsApp group for updates + community: https://chat.whatsapp.com/FXXDRxOGXXtKGnMErWo48M

Two hours that can transform your life Join Gurudev Sri Sri Ravi Shankar, one of the most authentic voices in spirituality today, for an unforgettable evening of wisdom and meditation. In just two hours, you’ll discover timeless insights about the mind, happiness, relationships, and the deeper meaning of life – not from a book, but through a living master. This is more than an event. It’s an inner journey where clarity replaces confusion, peace flows naturally, and joy arises from within. An experience that might change the way you see yourself and life forever. 400 people registered already Registration: https://www.events-artofliving.eu/gurudev-luxembourg

L’ASTM et le CITIM,, ont le plaisir de vous inviter à une conférence intitulée : ### «Enseigner en 2026 : mission impossible face à des publics dont l'attention est de plus en plus volatile ? » Jeudi 18 juin à 12h30 à L’Altrimenti (Salle Rheinsheim) 5 avenue Marie-Thérèse, Luxembourg Centre (Plan d’accès [ici](https://map.geoportail.lu/addresses/Luxembourg/Avenue%20Marie-Th%C3%A9r%C3%A8se/5/?lang=fr)) Alors que les algorithmes de recommandation saturent notre quotidien, tant privé que professionnel, les études convergent : la "guerre de l’attention" fragilise nos facultés de concentration et favorise l’apathie. Si ce phénomène nous touche tous, il est particulièrement délétère pour les jeunes, dont le cerveau est encore en plein développement. Pourtant, rien n'est une fatalité. Des méthodes de transmission existent pour reconquérir ce précieux "temps de cerveau disponible". Jean Lou Fourquet, spécialiste de ces enjeux, nous proposera des pistes pour réinsuffler le goût de l’apprentissage et apprendre à apprivoiser la frustration nécessaire à tout effort intellectuel. Au-delà du savoir pur, il s'agit de remettre au centre de l'éducation des valeurs de solidarité, de sobriété et de lenteur, en opposition au culte de l'immédiateté et de l'individualisme. Avec l'intervention de : Jean-Lou Fourquet, formateur et co-auteur de l’ouvrage [La dictature des algorithmes](https://www.tallandier.com/livre/la-dictature-des-algorithmes/) co-écrit avec Lê Nguyên Hoang, qui analyse comment les algorithmes de recommandation favorisent les contenus clivants et sensationnels et comment nous pouvons bâtir un système de recommandation favorable à l’intérêt général. Entrée libre, mais inscription nécessaire sur : [events@citim.lu](mailto:events@citim.lu)

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Hallo liebe Java User Group Mitglieder! Diesmal haben wir zwei Bonner Kollegen zu Gast: * Martin Stoller: **Backend-Performance in Hochlast-Systemen: Lösungsansätze aus dem Data Engineering** * Andreas Monschau: **Zehn goldene Regeln, um dein Softwareprojekt zuverlässig zu ruinieren** Wir freuen uns euch zu sehen (virtuell oder vor Ort). Dank an [codecentric](https://www.codecentric.de/standorte/nuernberg) für Location, Bier und Pizza! ================= Viele Hochlast-Systeme beginnen als kleine, unscheinbare Prototypen - gebaut mit bewährten Mitteln wie relationalen Datenbanken, objektorientierter Business-Logik und klassischen Request-Response-Architekturen. Doch was passiert, wenn diese Systeme plötzlich nicht mehr Tausende, sondern Millionen von Requests bedienen oder Terabytes an Daten verarbeiten müssen? In der Praxis zeigt sich häufig: Klassische Optimierungen wie Caching, horizontale Skalierung oder effizientere Algorithmen stoßen irgendwann an ihre Grenzen, weil sie innerhalb desselben Paradigmas bleiben. Dieser Vortrag zeigt, warum echte Skalierbarkeit oft ein Umdenken erfordert. Anhand eines durchgehenden Praxisbeispiels wird schrittweise demonstriert, wie sich ein System von einer latenzoptimierten Request-Response-Architektur hin zu einem durchsatzoptimierten, analytischen System entwickelt. Dabei werden zentrale Konzepte aus dem Data Engineering greifbar gemacht - darunter Precomputation, Batch Processing, deklarative Verarbeitung und Denormalisierung - und in den Kontext klassischer Backend-Entwicklung eingeordnet. Die Teilnehmenden lernen, typische Grenzen traditioneller Architekturen zu erkennen und erhalten ein alternatives Denkmodell, um High-Throughput-Systeme gezielt und nachhaltig zu skalieren. ================= Softwareprojekte sind chaotisch, anstrengend und voller Überraschungen. Und ganz ehrlich: So soll es auch bleiben. Ordnung würde ja nur den Spaß verderben. Trotzdem gibt es immer wieder Menschen, die glauben, man könnte Projekte wirklich zu Erfolg führen… unglaublich, oder? Damit dir so etwas nicht passiert, zeige ich dir in diesem Vortrag, wie du ein Softwareprojekt in 10 einfachen Schritten zuverlässig an die Wand fährst. Die „goldenen Anti-Pattern für maximalen Projektschaden“ entstammen jedoch nicht meiner Fantasie, nein, sie werden in der Realität täglich mit beeindruckender Konsequenz praktiziert. Und das Beste: Sie wirken nachhaltig. Manche dieser Muster entfalten ihre volle Zerstörungskraft erst Monate später. Nachdem du alle Regeln kennengelernt hast, kannst du selbst entscheiden: Möchtest du sie weiterhin anwenden, oder vielleicht doch etwas verändern? Solltest du allerdings inspiriert sein, eines dieser Anti-Pattern künftig noch konsequenter zu leben… dann sollten wir uns nach dem Talk dringend unterhalten. ================= Dein Vortrag bei der Java Usergroup Nürnberg! Hast du dich in letzter Zeit in deinem Projekt oder privat mit einem interessanten Thema beschäftigt? Vermutlich ist das nicht nur für dich selbst interessant! Hast du Lust, selber einmal einen Vortrag bei der Java-Usergroup Nürnberg zu halten? Wir sind nicht nur auf Java-Themen fokussiert, sondern beschäftigen uns gern mit und um alles über Software Entwicklung und IT. Wir wollen bei der JUG nicht nur bekannten Speaker\*innen eine Plattform geben und die neuesten State-of-the-Art Technologien vorstellen. Wir freuen uns auch besonders, wenn wir Themen aus unserem technologischen (Arbeits-)alltag Raum geben zu können. Melde dich gerne bei uns, wenn du dazu Lust hast, wir geben wenn gewünscht gerne auch Hilfestellung bei der Vorbereitung!

Hello Friends! This time, we're going to explore a forest I've seen many times from the balcony of a dear friend during his legendary house parties, and I've always wondered whether there's a good hiking trail. Today I looked that place up, and indeed, there's one: Bertrange Autopedestre. No idea whether it's a new AP or whether I just did not see it before, but let's check it out, hiking boots on the ground! 🥾🥾 I've added an experimental part, to get to an adequate distance. After around 8km, there is a spot that looks suitable for our lunch break. 8km, Beatrice, not before! **Meeting Point:** We will meet near the bus stop "City Concorde", in Bertrange/Helfent, and we will start right after the bus arrives. https://maps.app.goo.gl/Lug56zn6Ywy8zEYc9 **Public Transport:** You can take Bus 6 from "Hamilius", leaving at 10:36, towards "Bertrange Gemeng". **Carpool:** If you can offer a seat or look for one, here's the link to the carpool: https://groupcarpool.com/t/sy9f4d There should be plenty of parking available on the City Concorde parking lot. **Please note:** It's tick season. Be careful, use some repellent product, and check yourself after the hike. As usual, the hike is at your own risk, and please take enough water for yourself. Looking forward to hiking with you! Jens

Ready for a different kind of afterwork? Want to get buzzed with inspiration? **Join our Meaningful Afterwork!** A relaxed and uplifting space for meaningful conversations inspired by the Bahá’í Writings. Together, we explore deep questions about life, purpose, and the world around us, connecting spiritual insights with the realities of everyday living and the challenges of society. An open, co-created, and collaborative space for reflection, discussion, and consultation, where everyone is welcome to be a protagonist, share, listen, and think together. And because meaningful connection also happens around the table, this is also a potluck-style gathering: feel free to bring something to share! Food for the soul… and for the body ;) Come as you are. Bring your openness and curiosity, meet new people and recharge your spirit! The Details: * 📅 **Date:** Friday, 19th June * ⏰ **Time:** 6:30pm * 📍 **Location:** 17, Allée Léopold Goebel, Luxembourg City In case you have further questions, feel free to contact us via email ([meaningfulafterwork@gmail.com](https://meaningfulafterwork@gmail.com "https://meaningfulafterwork@gmail.com")). Warmly, Your Meaningful Afterwork Team P.S.: As spaces for the upcoming Meaningful Afterwork will be limited, please sign up via the link below to let us know if you’re coming, if you’re bringing a colleague, and what treats you might be bringing for the potluck: 🔗 [https://forms.gle/vFYNFihGy4tL3zTd9](https://forms.gle/vFYNFihGy4tL3zTd9)

Hello everyone! This Saturday I'm gonna do a very beautiful hike in Steinfort that I found on All Trails app and wanted to see if there are people that would like to join me :) Please pay attention: This is a hike for for people that can maintain an average speed of 6 km/h, so that we finish the 17.2 km in around 3 hours. So, please join me only if you know you can keep this pace! Other than that, it is an easy terrain with an elevation gain of 412 m. Public Transportation: We take bus 812 from Kirchberg, Gare routiere Luxexpo at 08:20 (direction Eischen Denn Mairie) and we get off at Steinfort, Gemeng. The bus is to arrive at 09:02 and so we can start the hike shortly after. Carpooling: For those coming by car and would like to offer some seat to fellow hikers, you can use this link to register your car: https://groupcarpool.com/t/qnv875 Disclaimer: The hike is at your own risk. Please come prepared (hiking shoes, at least 1.5 litres of water, suncream, hat, sunglasses,...) And I repeat, please join this hike if you know you can keep an average pace of 6 km/h :)

Summer solstice 2026 is on June 21. We will have this epic ride just a few hours before. **What we will do together** Cycle from Luxembourg gare **(front of Police station)** to Thionville, Schengen, Wasserbillig, Echternach, Diekirch and **finish** at Mersch gare. Hydration **breaks** and other stops as needed. If we maintain an average speed of about 20 km/hour and have a cumulative stop time of 90 minutes, we can finish the ride in 10 hours. **How to prepare** Do carbohydrate loading for 2 to 3 days before the event. **Getting home from ride finishing point.** There are trains from Mersch to Luxembourg Gare every 30 minutes. **What to bring** 1\. Your bike in tip top condition \(**all** bike types are welcome). But keep in mind that we aim to maintain an average speed of 20km/h. 2\. Energy snacks\. 3\. Lots of fluids to stay hydrated\. 4\. Packed food\. **You’re going to need it.** There are petrol stations along the way, where you can refill your juice bottles and snack pouches: Schengen, Wasserbillig, Echternach, Diekirch. **Disclaimer** This is **not** a typical Easy Spinner event. We will be on the saddle for more than 8 hours. If you decide to participate in this event, you are responsible for your own property and health. This distance (163 km) requires **VERY** ***high exercise tolerance/endurance/fitness.*** The organizer will **NOT BE RESPONSIBLE** for damages to the property or the health (including cycling injuries) of the participants. The organizer will be responsible for navigating the cycle route from the start point to the finish point. **Weather conditions.** Updated 13/06/2026 ( https://www.accuweather.com/en/lu/luxembourg/228714/daily-weather-forecast/228714?day=7 ) Party sunny and partly cloudy, **34** degree Celsius with **0%** chance of rain. Total rain forecast is **0mm**. If the forecast becomes worse, the organizer **may** cancel the event 6 hours before the start time or earlier. The **terrain** is 96% Asphalt/paved. 113km of which is cycle ways. **Komoot link**: https://www.komoot.com/tour/2308206860?share_token=aYcGhdusDUeOGY3PvmtV5LUPnJf3793Wt1vGWGYv1DGFGIHGAK&ref=wtd **Want to join our WhatsApp group? Use this link:** [https://chat.whatsapp.com/LmB9eTUkPb918blGeGaqZy?mode=ac_t](https://chat.whatsapp.com/LmB9eTUkPb918blGeGaqZy?mode=ac_t)

Outdoor calisthenics workouts are a fantastic way to build strength, improve fitness, and enjoy the great outdoors 😁🦾 Calisthenics is a form of strength training that uses the resistance of your body and gravity to help strengthen your muscles and improve your coordination, endurance, and mobility. It’s a workout that relies on body weight with little or no equipment. In fact, almost all common bodyweight exercises are considered calisthenics exercises. Some examples include: - airsquats - pushups - pullups - frogstand -handstand -musclup -backlever aso 😁 Whether you’re a beginner or an advanced athlete, calisthenics provides a holistic approach to fitness. 🏋️‍♂️💪

Join a relaxed women's Pilates session in the park 🧘‍♀️🌳 A free, community-led session focused on strength, stretching, and wellbeing - suitable for all levels ✨ 10:30 by the ‚Bonne Nouvelle' *I finished a teacher course and currently working towards my Pilates certification

### Meet Your Muslim Neighbors Curious about Islam? Looking to meet your Muslim neighbors? We warmly invite you to visit Mubarak Mosque for an open and welcoming community experience. **What to expect:** • Guided tour of Mubarak Mosque • Meet local Muslim families and community members • Open Q&A about Islam and Muslim beliefs • Learn about the Ahmadiyya Muslim Community • Light refreshments and friendly conversation Whether you are exploring a new faith tradition, interested in interfaith dialogue, or simply looking to connect with your neighbors, all are welcome. 📅 **Saturday** 🕑 **2:00 PM – 3:00 PM** 📍 **Mubarak Mosque** 4555 Ahmadiyya Drive, Chantilly, VA 20151 **Love for All, Hatred for None** *** ### Event Name Suggestion Instead of just **"Mubarak Mosque Open House"**, consider: **Mubarak Mosque Open House – Meet Your Muslim Neighbors** This tends to perform better on Meetup because it immediately tells people why they should attend.

New players are always welcome to come try it out! What you need: A bathing suit. Preferably something light and tight. We have extra gear for new players. But if you have your own pair of flippers, a snorkeling mask, and a snorkel then bring them along. Please bring this signed and completed form to practice: https://cdn1.sportngin.com/attachments/document/c7dc-2321473/USOA_Waiver_2022-07-07.pdf Unless you are already a member of USOA: https://www.underwater-society.org/page/show/4284471-usoa-registration To find us: You can tell the front desk that you are here for underwater hockey and they will let you in for free. You can ask them for help finding the pool. If no one is at the front desk just walk past it and there will be a set of stairs on the left. Take the stairs and take a right at the bottom of the stairs. The men's and women's locker rooms are straight ahead, and you will need to go through them to access the pool deck. Once you are out on the pool deck you will be exactly where we practice. Agenda: First 15 minutes: Arrival at the pool, getting gear from the shared gear bin, dividing into two teams, getting gear on. Minutes 15-30: Getting in the water, teaching any new players the basics Minutes 20-70: Scrimmage/practice. Minutes 70-75: Putting away club gear, putting the lane lines back in place, clearing the pool deck. (optional) afterwards: Go to a local restaurant for food, drinks, and socializing.

Let’s get together and fellowship at this open mic night! It’s a chill event and a great place to meet new people. Feel free to share your talent or even a testimony if you’re moved to 🤗. After the event ends, we’ll head over to the Wegmans in Reston for games! Wegmans- 11950 Hopper St, Reston, VA 20191

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