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This month we have a visiting speaker from think-cell, Sebastian Theophil, who will talk to us about error handling in C++26 (with sprinkles of C++23). We also have space for a shorter talk, or lightning talks. If you would like to speak - even for just five minutes, please drop something into cppldn.uk/speak. **think-cell** will also be supporting the group by providing pizza and drinks - thanks **think-cell**! Thanks, also, to **Maven Securities** for hosting us again, this month. **As usual we'll need your full name for the door list, so we'll be asking for this on registration** (as this may be different to your username). This data will only be used for the door list/ registration and not published anywhere or used for other purposes. If you'd like to speak at a future event please get in touch at [cppldn.uk/speak](http://cppldn.uk/speak). **Here's the approximate schedule:** **18:30** *Doors open* **19:00** "Intro and news" - *Phil Nash* **19:10** *"compile_assert - Compile time C++ assertions" - Jonathan Grant* I present compile_assert(expression, message), a new C++ keyword proposal for enforcing assertions at compile time within ordinary (non-constexpr) functions. compile_assert provides advanced asserts at compile time, not runtime. Used for bounds checking, parameter validation and data validation at compile time. All three major compilers (GCC, Clang, MSVC) are supported with a sample implementation. The example implementation does this by using GCC’s attribute error which works with Clang. **19:25** "Compile-Time Data Layout Transformation with C++26 Reflection" - *Arturs Kalnins* We’ll use C++26 static reflection and injection to convert an AoS into a SoA at compile time, live on the latest GCC, with zero macros and zero boilerplate. **19:40** *break* **20:00** "To Err is Human: Robust Error Handling in C++26" - *Sebastian Theophil* A walk through the new error handling features in C++26 — including \`std::expected\`, \`std::stacktrace\`, contracts, and more — and how they can help us write more robust, maintainable code. **21:00** *Conclusion, and moving on somewhere else* \-\-\- **About the speakers** *Sebastian* has been working at think-cell since it was founded in 2002. In the last few years, among many other things, he has ported think-cell to run on macOS. He also maintains the typescripten project, which lets programmers call JavaScript libraries from C++ code compiled to WebAssembly in a convenient and type-safe way. He enjoys leaving his desk from time to time to talk at international C++ conferences. *Jonathan* has been a Software Engineer since 2003, worked in the video games industry and also embedded space for a long time at Renesas in safety critical systems for the automotive sector in C and C++. He also develops bespoke machine learning software in C++. He has a BSc Computer Science and an MSc Software Engineering. *Arturs* is a C++ software engineer with a background in aerospace engineering, where he developed a strong foundation in mathematics and systems thinking. He builds reliable, high-performance systems across embedded software, networking, and distributed platforms, with a particular focus on modern C++ (23/26), Rust, and performance-critical design. He enjoys tackling complex engineering challenges, designing clean abstractions, and contributing to the standards and practices that help teams deliver robust systems effectively.

**🕙 Time** We meet at **10:00 AM** and will start walking shortly after. The walk lasts around **60–75 minutes**. **📍 Where to Meet** We’ll meet at the **Clapham Common Bandstand**. A message with the **exact spot and a visual cue** (what I’m wearing) will be posted in the event comments on the morning of the walk.

Join the Offline Women for a screen-free Ramadan Iftar. An evening to disconnect from the digital world and connect with other women in the beauty of presence, gratitude, and community. Faith is a big part of who I am. It is the heartbeat of my life and the true motivation that keeps me running this community. This gathering takes place during Ramadan, a holy month of fasting, reflection and community. Iftar is the meal at sunset that signifies “breaking the fast.” The beauty of this tradition lies in the shared experience of that first bite. Fasting allows us to enter the space with a collective sense of discipline and gratitude which is why we highly encourage you to hold the Islamic fast on the day of this Iftar. On this date, the fast starts at 04:42 AM and ends at 05:51 PM. Here's a guide if you don't know the rules of the Ramadan fast: [Fasting during Ramadan explained | Omar Suleiman and Lex Fridman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiyRLRhXqwM) In keeping the Islamic tradition, where the host finds great blessing in feeding their guests, the cost of the meal is fully covered. For those of us who pray, the restaurant also provides a dedicated prayer space on-site so we can fulfil our prayers comfortably. Like in all of our gatherings we will leave our phones tucked away to enjoy a low-key, friendly atmosphere. By putting down our screens, we create the space to simply be present with one another and share in the meaningful experience of breaking bread together. Spots are limited to ensure the group remains small, intimate, and everyone has a great time connecting face-to-face.

🌟 International Women’s Day 2026 – Give to Gain 🌟 Join us for an inspiring evening as we celebrate International Women’s Day with this year’s powerful theme, **“Give to Gain.”** This theme recognises the transformative impact of generosity — sharing knowledge, mentorship, and life experiences — and how giving back helps build confidence, accelerate growth, and strengthen leadership for future generations. Please REGISTER https://buytickets.at/thedawnofwomenfashionshow/2050782 **Why attend?** Because when women support women, extraordinary things happen. This event is designed to spark meaningful conversations, encourage knowledge exchange, and empower attendees to uplift one another both personally and professionally. Through honest dialogue and real-world insights, you’ll walk away with fresh perspectives, practical advice, and valuable connections. **Who should be there?** ✔ Professionals and emerging leaders ✔ Founders and entrepreneurs ✔ Women in technology — and those curious about entering the field ✔ Allies committed to advancing gender diversity ✔ Anyone passionate about personal growth, mentorship, and community **What to expect:** ✨ A dynamic panel discussion featuring three accomplished panelists and an experienced facilitator ✨ Authentic conversations on leadership, career growth, and the power of giving back ✨ Opportunities to engage with like-minded professionals ✨ A relaxed networking drinks reception to build meaningful connections **Event Details:** 📅 **Date:** 6 March 2026 ⏰ **Time:** 6:00pm – 9:30pm \(Panel begins at 6:30pm \| Networking drinks from 8:30pm\) 📍 **Venue:** University of Westminster – Marylebone Campus 35 Marylebone Rd, London NW1 5LS Come ready to be inspired, to share, and to grow — because when we give, we all gain. Secure your place and be part of a community committed to lifting each other higher.

**One quick note on how the community works** **L Community is member-funded.** The standard contribution is **£13 per month** to cover the platform, events, moderation, and safeguarding. If £13 isn’t workable for you right now, you can opt out for now. Support can be changed or cancelled at any time. Support the platform: [www.thelcommunity.com/back-us-now](www.thelcommunity.com/back-us-now) **What this is** A relaxed weekly night for drinks, conversation, and meeting other lesbian and bisexual women in real life. Women usually range from their 20s through to their 60s. Most weeks it’s a genuine mix of new faces and returning women, so you won’t be the only person arriving for the first time. Most people come on their own. That’s normal here, and we make sure you don’t feel it. Hosts introduce people, keep things flowing, and make it easy to settle in without pressure. There’s no requirement to drink, talk constantly, or impress anyone. You can arrive quietly, chat a bit, sit back, or leave early. All of that is fine. If you’re feeling nervous, you won’t be the only one. Many women feel that way before their first event and end up staying longer than they expected. **Important** This is a **female-only lesbian space**. That boundary is clear and upheld at events. If that doesn’t work for you, this won’t be the right event. **How to attend** You must register in advance to attend. Register here: [www.thelcommunity.com/meet-mingle/](https://thelcommunity.com/meet-mingle/) **Arriving and support** Table booking is under the name **Jenny**. If you’re nervous, arriving alone, can’t find us, or have any difficulty at all, you can message at any point — days before, on the day, or during the event. If it helps, we can have someone come outside to meet you. **WhatsApp Jenny** WhatsApp only (calls or messages): **+44 7591 386019** Normal calls or texts will not go through on this number. **Staying connected** Registering for an event is separate from joining the wider community. If you’d like to stay connected between events, access the private WhatsApp group, and join the wider network, you can register here: [www.thelcommunity.com/register](http://www.thelcommunity.com/register)

*Bookings available only via Footy Addicts (footyaddicts.com)* You can see full upcoming games list here: https://footyaddicts.com/football-games/women-london [!] We do not use Meetup to confirm the spots any more. --- - This is women only session - All level, abilities welcome - Book your spot online and come to play football THE GAME - Meet 10 minutes before kick-off - 3G artificial grass surface pitch - Astro turf or 3G boots only - Changing rooms & Showers available - No parking available - Closest tube station is Battersea GAME PLAY RULES - Goalkeepers: everybody is playing goalie. We rotate on goal every 6-7 minutes - 1 hour booking - You cannot score in the area - Any kind of aggressive behavior will NOT be tolerated - Make sure you are in a mood to have fun & on time IMPORTANT TO KNOW Everyone must play fair, respect their team-mates and opponents. MARK NO-SHOWS If for any reason you cannot make it to the game you need to modify your RSVP as soon as possible, in order to free your spot. In case you are in the attendance list and you do no turn up for the game, you will be marked as a No-Show.

Join us to meet and mingle with your favourite LBTQ+ womens ! we will have great mingle drinks, play foosball and video games, sing karaoke. The venue also offers dancing options with great music! We will meet at 18:30 for mingle and drinks and to play foosball and video games ! For those of you who want to sing, we will then go to the karaoke room from 10pm for two hours. This event is free ! Also if you say that you are from Lez Meet at the bar you will enjoy Happy Hour price from 18:30 to 20:00 !

Chess is often described as a universal language. Yet, for many women and girls, access to that language has historically been limited due to a range of factors, including societal expectations around the role of women, the value placed on their time and hobbies compared to family and work responsibilities, and broader barriers linked to education, employment, and social opportunity. The **London Women Chess Club (LWCC)** was founded to change that. We are a non-profit organisation, awarded by the English Chess Federation (ECF), a community-led chess club dedicated to **empowering all women and girls through chess**, not only by teaching the game, but by creating a safe, supportive environment where confidence, learning, and ambition can grow side by side. **Why the London Women Chess Club exists** Despite chess being open to all, women still make up a small minority of players in clubs, tournaments, and leadership roles. Many women tell us they feel intimidated joining mixed clubs, unsure of their level, or hesitant to play competitively, even when they have talent and passion. LWCC was created to address this gap. Our mission is simple: to **increase participation, confidence, and representation of women in chess**, from beginners to competitive players. **What we do** London Women Chess Club runs regular chess sessions, social play, training, and tournaments across London. Our activities are designed to be welcoming, structured, and encouraging, whether someone is touching the board for the first time or preparing for league and rated play. We focus on: Learning without pressure Progress at your own pace Building confidence through experience Creating a sense of belonging Supporting women to step into competitive chess We also collaborate with libraries, community centres, and chess organisations to ensure chess remains **accessible, inclusive, and rooted in the community**. **More than just a chess club** LWCC is not only about moves and results. It is about: · Personal growth · Mental resilience · Leadership and volunteering · Mentorship and peer support · Representation in sports and mind games Many of our members arrive unsure of themselves, and leave feeling empowered to play matches, enter tournaments, volunteer, arbitrate, organise, and lead. That transformation is at the heart of everything we do. **Looking ahead** · As the club continues to grow, we are actively developing: · New partnerships · More competitive opportunities for women · Volunteer and leadership roles · Sustainable funding and community support We welcome collaboration with individuals, organisations, councils, and sponsors who believe in **equality of opportunity, community sport, and the power of chess as a tool for empowerment**. **If you are interested in women’s chess, community sport, volunteering, or partnership opportunities, we’d love to connect.** Together, we are building a stronger, more confident future for women in chess. ♟️ LWCC is committed to creating a welcoming, respectful environment for all women and girls, in line with equality and safeguarding principles.

https://www.celebrateherevent.com/ Gather your girlfriends, invite your colleagues, and come ready to connect, grow, and celebrate in a powerful way. Feel free to share with special women in your circles, we would be so gracious. We can’t wait to see you there! Workshops, freebies, music, art, massage, hair tinsel, comp. headshot photo, vendors of all modalities. This Sunday, 12-5pm Edison Venues, Gahanna, Ohio You’re officially invited to join us for Celebrate Her — an empowering afternoon designed to uplift, connect, and celebrate women in business, wellness, and community. March 8, 2026 12:00 PM – 5:00 PM Third Floor (Menlo) at Edison Venues 781 Science Blvd., Gahanna, Ohio Enjoy 50+ vendors, inspiring speakers, interactive workshops, shopping, networking, wellness experiences, and so much more. This is more than an event — it’s an experience created to celebrate HER… and that includes YOU. View event details: [https://www.celebrateherevent.co](https://www.celebrateherevent.com/)m

Our monthly PHP meetup. A virtual shindig courtesy of Zoom. Check back here for the details around 6:15 pm

Window functions have nothing to do with the Windows operating system but provide a “window” to a result set when used in SQL queries. They are powerful, set-based methods to view data in unexpected ways. Window functions provide easy, set-based solutions to solve some common problems: * Using running totals * Performing operations in intervals * Identifying data gaps and islands * Performing aggregates without losing detail Many people are confused by window functions and do not know how to use them properly. This session will explore window functions, how they work, and how to use them. Demonstrations with several examples will solidify how window functions can simplify queries and make them more powerful.

**Our March pick is *God of the Woods* by Liz Moore.** **This month’s novel is an award-winning literary mystery that blends family drama with psychological suspense. It explores women’s voices and relationships while delivering an exciting, eerie, and deeply suspenseful story. The book is 576 pages in print or 14 hours and 35 minutes on audiobook.** Early morning, August 1975: a camp counselor discovers an empty bunk. Its occupant, Barbara Van Laar, has gone missing. Barbara isn’t just any thirteen-year-old: she’s the daughter of the family that owns the summer camp and employs most of the region’s residents. And this isn’t the first time a Van Laar child has disappeared. Barbara’s older brother similarly vanished fourteen years ago, never to be found. As a panicked search begins, a thrilling drama unfolds. Chasing down the layered secrets of the Van Laar family and the blue-collar community working in its shadow, Moore’s multi-threaded story invites readers into a rich and gripping dynasty of secrets and second chances. It is Liz Moore’s most ambitious and wide-reaching novel yet.