VTH3 Trail #010: A BRASH Spring Awakening

When: Sunday, March 20, 11:30 HST
Where: Water Works Park, Burlington, VT
Hares: Salty CumPiss and Rage Rocket Loves My Socket
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Come on out to VTH3’s first BRASH! Which I think stands for Brunch Hash? Who knows! I probably made that up. Our hares S̸a̶l̶t̴y̸ and R̴a̷g̴e̵ ̶R̶o̵c̶k̸e̸t̶ will also be your waitrons, serving up some kind of trail that is supposed to have things like c̵̪̾o̵̝̓f̸̤̽f̶̥̐e̴̹͆e̶̦̓.

Huh. That’s weird….

We’ll also be celebrating the Spring Equinox and the struggle between darkness and light, death and life. Let the ever increasing daylight cast away the shadows of your sh*tty life and illuminate the monsters we all truly are. The end of these long, winṯ̸̇ē̴̫ŕ̵̗ ̶̛͕days ̴̟͑w̴̞͝i̴̬͂l̷̨̃l̵̻̂ ̶̡͝g̵̼̃ĩ̵̜v̷̞̑e̷̪͐ ̶̩͝b̸͖͌ī̸͇r̸̯͛t̶͎̆h̸͚̆ ̴̥͋to ̸̤͝t̶̼͗ȟ̷͕ḙ̷͐ ̷̗̓s̴̟̃ú̶̟p̴͉͑e̷̳͠r̶̾͜n̴̫͆á̶̹t̴̓ͅu̸̝̒r̸͉͠a̶̻͂l̶̮̉ ̴̤̏that ̵̗̍h̷̙̿ȁ̷̝s̴͉̋ ̷̡̌l̶̢͗a̵̼̾i̸̓ͅn̶̺͊ ̶̬͛d̸͙͗ŏ̷̺r̷͇̋m̷͙̓ā̴̮n̷̦̓t̵͖͊ ̷̻̔f̴̢͌ộ̵ŕ̸͎ ̸̹̚c̴̮̉e̸̗̍n̷̜͊t̸͎̒u̸͙̕r̸̰͋ȋ̸͓ē̶̢s̵̝̾.̴͉͝ M̴͉̈̔a̶̬͂̑̈ÿ̴̡̦͒̿ ̷̢̭̥͓̾̔̾w̶̹̹̏͘e̵̪͌̔̚ ̸̝͒a̷̺͇͊̀̕l̵̨̩͇̱̄̌͐̈́l̶̢̳̾̀͛ ̵̥͈͙͈͆̾̂̈́l̷̯̾̔̍̃a̶̖̦͖̫͗ỷ̵̧̖̘̼́̈́̕ ̸̡̅͑̿͠d̸̥͖̉̉̐o̴̡̕ẅ̶͇̓n̶̯͆͘ ̶̻̗̞̍́ȍ̶͉͂͂̓ù̴̻͓̇͜͝r̸̖͈̬̘͋̃͠ ̵̳̍̚s̸̪̗̾o̸̢̱̐ȗ̷̝̱̰͜l̸͉̥̽s̵͖̎̋̈́͝ ̵̨͚̯̳̀̐͛͑a̴̟̲̾̀̃̽n̵̢̰̉̕͜d̷͈̝̫̏ ̵͇̤͕̝̎ġ̸̘̜ỉ̷̖̭̝͜v̴̱̅ẹ̵͖͈̈́̈́̆̐ ̷͓̯̪̙̑̎o̵̢̔ű̴̥r̷̫̺͔̀s̸̜͇̖͈̎ë̷̢́͝l̵̡̰̉̃͆v̸̼̫̹̏͆͊e̵͇͍͆͘s̵̛͔̥̱̯ ̷̲̀̂͝͝ǫ̸̲͍̇̐̀ͅv̶̭̹̈̓̑͂ȇ̴̙̽̌̑r̴̼͗̂ ̵̨͔͔̠̈́̉̐͠t̷̯̻́͠o̸̲͙̞̤̽͑̔̏ ̷́̕͘͜t̵̛͔̅̕ȟ̵̺ĕ̵̺̓̈́͝ ̵͕̗͕̐̌̍d̵̜̪͗̂͠ǎ̷̡r̷͈̄k̷͈̫̮͘̚ñ̴͈̞͎̎̓ĕ̸̜͛̀s̷͇̲̫͛̈́͒s̵̺̥͚͘ ̸̛͇̾̽͜i̵̡̨̺͖̅͗͛͊n̴̖̓ͅç̵͚͑â̵̙̩͉̻̿̐̐r̶̩̹͕̼̂̏̎̌n̸͓͋á̷̗̿ͅt̴̼̗͂̈́̃ę̷̥͇̽ ̶̫͚̳̓̀̏̌w̵̡͎͆̄̋̀h̸͖̖̬̞͌ó̵̙͉ ̸̨̲̳̲̕h̶̲̟̫͊a̸̪̦̘͉̽͠s̸͖͒̐͆͌ ̴̝͚̝̩̃͐e̷̥͎̩̒̔ṋ̸̨͕̋̌ẗ̸͔̼͘͝͝e̶͇͑͛ŗ̶̩͉̝̆͑̑͝è̵̼̮̯̆͜d̴̰̖͒ ̸̰̗̹̙͊̓̓͑t̶̢͙͔̋͑h̵̥͙͊͜ͅe̵͎͒̍̆ ̵̧͚̎̀͝r̷̙͇͓̃e̴̙̅͆á̴̪͉̣̪l̸̳̲̪̩̊m̷̘͍̝͎͂ ̶̛̣̣̠̼o̵̢̻̦̙̾̊͐ḟ̶̘̣̪͝ ̶̧̩̻̮̍͊t̶̠̺͍̺͆h̷̖͖͉͒̀̓͝e̸̞̫͆͆ ̴̝̰̙́l̴̯̥̳̃ĩ̴͓g̷̖̥̅̾̀h̵̨̆t̷͈͓̆̌͐ ̴̭͙̝͕̓̽f̸͇̥̈̎̔͐o̷͍̓́ŕ̸̛͉̊ ̴̡̝̻͚͓̩̳̹͖̘̼̙͔̜͈̫͊͒̔͝ͅp̵̧̞̖̫̜̖̱̝̠̣̳̺͕͙̰̠̺̌̓̎̚h̴̟͚͚̯̦̏̃̆̄̈́̋'̸̨̭͙̫̳̭͉̄̇̓̄̀̽̄̉̾̇͘͝n̷̻̦̹̻͈̭̣̓̓͋͌͒̈͗̽̊͂͒́̇͛̚͜͠g̵̨̟͉̟̪̮͐͒͗͌͝ͅl̴̛͉̼͈͔̹̒̉͐͛͂́̌̇̓̊̚͜͜͝͝ͅu̶͙̱͍͙̱͔͉̹̭̾̀̈́̃̓̽i̵̔̉̾̏̐͑͂̓͊̑̽́̈́̐̚͜ ̶̨̢͈͖̼̞̘͓̬̱̍̔͋̾͜m̸̳͔̼̝̻͙̲̗̣̪̠̼̞̜̮̻̟͐͊̈́̇ğ̵̛̗̜͒̓̀͝͠ḽ̸̢̧̡̼̦̞͔͇̳͚̥̙͗̆͋͗̇̕͘ẅ̸͉̠̳̦̬̩͕̣̟̦́ͅ'̴̡̛̯͈͖̭̹̝̦͈̳̥͒̉̀͠ń̴̲͖̞̼͖͈͊̀̊̿̎̒̽̀̑͂͠a̷̢̢̛͕̬̠̻͋̈̋͑̀̌͒̆̒͆̕͝f̷̡̥̂̃́̽̍̈́̉̎̿̋͘h̸̗̲͙̝̙͕̫̫̱̦́̈́́͗͌͋̆̈́́̋̃̊̌̈̕͠͠ͅ ̷̨̢̪̭̮̞͓̺̳̞̎͛̀͜ͅC̵̛̰͚̗̤̖̮̘̥͙̪͍̼̋͆̉͊͊͑ͅt̷̝͉̠͇̠͗̈́̆͐̆ḩ̶̢̰̲̭͔̼̯̰̘̟̙̺͖̐̋̀̽͗͘͘͜ū̸̧̡͈̫̺̙͔͔̪͙͚͕̤̕͜͜l̷̛̗̖̮͍̬̫͉̞̦̎̔͆̋̀̽̃̏̄̂̓̄͒̕͝ḩ̵̡̧͓̬̰̫̈́̎̔͋͑̽̂̏͑̏́͋͒̂̾͜͠ͅų̶̢̡̨̛̛̱̩̩̭̳͕͖̜̜̠̻̈̈́̒͂̀̑͐̍̍͛̃̓͝ͅ ̶̧͚̰̫͔̫̞̪͉̺̾́̏̌̿͋̈̌́̀͛́̒͛̃͘͝R̵̡̡͓̯̮̞̮͋̽̎̽̒̆̐̎͑͛͝'̶̤͉͘͜ĺ̶̡̛̯͈̖̞̤͔̫͇̗̙̹͕̲̌̎͂̎̈̿̃̂̽͛̚̕ý̴̧̢͕̰̟̗̖̗̰͖̝̝̟̤̪̰̀͌ͅe̶̢͖̪͖͕̹͕͕͈͆͘͜h̵͕̱̺̞̙̒̉̅̔͐͐̓͛̂͆̆͋̒̕͝ ̵̨̘̼̥̱͉͈͙͚̰͍̘̗͙̦͗̐̅̃̉̓̂̇̈́͂̓̊̅̎͜͝w̸̛͉̱̙̜̗̃̓͜ģ̷̧͙͔̙̳͔̦̙̞̄̂͋͑̒͋̏̅̊͝͠ą̶͈͖͔͇̩͇̝̱̟̳͔͒͑͊̾̎͆̃̌ͅḩ̵͖̬͍͙̠̘̹͇̝̺̲̲̠̼͆̉͆͜'̷̨̗͍̱̣͓̯͔̥̰͒̄͋͌̊̍̿̌̎͗̈́͑̚͜͝ͅǹ̶̡͓̮̟̣͉̈͛́̍̎̂͋̃̍͒͆͗͊̂͘ȧ̸̡͙̯̠̻̞̭̠̫̜̤͓̬̭̳̉̾͌̒͊̆͜g̶̮͎̲̰͖̤̺̣̖̭͖͈͇͔͇͚̾́̍́͑̏͌l̷̤̭̪̩̥̩̮͌̒̔̎ ̸̡̨̜͍̜͙͋̃̏̈̋̌̐̈̂͠ͅf̵̢̥̰͓̪͕̻͌̏͒͗̇h̵̛͕̤̻̪̭͓̉̓̏̿͌̎̎̂̎̾̈͌̈́̚t̶͙͖̙̗̋̈̑̔̔͛ͅa̸̛̗̽̉͐̈́͑͐͑͗͗͐̎̾̌̈g̵̨̡̛̳̳͓̝͖͈̫̫̣͙̳͂̿͑͐̑̉̐̈́̓͆͠n̴͚̽.̴̧͇̦͇̹͚̼̳̩̆̈͗̈́̕͝