VTH3 Trail #012: Hashers Not Trashers

It's Green Up Day and we want to see all you eco-friendly f*cks wearing your best green while picking up trash. (And I don’t mean the back-alley kind.) We’re joining the Hashers Not Trashers movement and doing a little bit of cummunity cleanup. If you claim to be the hashiest of hashers, then you’ll join us as we load up some garbage bags and show the city all the environmental loving it can handle.

What's in it for you, you ask. Up for grabs, wankers, is a total of 3 gift cards for showing Dead the love of the environmental and only the special tree huggers gets the special gifts! The biggest bag of trash or most number of bags to come back to end of trail gets a gift card to a special place! And if that's not enough the biggest bag of trash that is brought to each beer stop shall expect a special gift as well! FRB's you are no longer the greatest unless you take your time to be a DFL for once in your life.

And be prepared: this trashy trail isn’t just a cajun trail but an A to B, too! Trail begins from Perkins Pier and ends…. you will just have to find out won't you?

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When: Saturday, May 7, 1:00 HST
Where: Perkins Pier, 1 Maple Street, Burlington, VT
Hare: Dead in the Box
What to bring: $5 hash cash, gloves for garbage collecting, and your trashiest green outfit