How to become a (temporary) Buddhist monk or nun in Los Angeles

Did you ever think of becoming a wandering ascetic? "Not all who wander are lost," after all. Does the Buddha's message of liberation, the Dharma, call to you at a very deep level? What if there were a way to sample a life of peace, meditation, virtue, and insight? Is such a thing possible in Los Angeles, retaining American customs with a big dose of Asian customs? It may be possible for enthusiastic adventurers on a spiritual QUEST, a search for truth and enlightenment. Free. Ordain for one week to one season. Disrobe when you wish. This letting go (internal renunciation) is for those who want to know-and-see and become wise, not for the timid or clingy. Questions welcome.