For many years after his death, Falwell follower, otherwise known as 'Falwellers' have been insisting that Jerry will 'ride again' - sorry 'rise again', to change the Constitutiuon to a Biblical one, with most of the old Testament cruelties included. Come see the rising of Mr Falwell himself (either ethereally or in person" at Liberty University, where plans are being made for is resurrection. Huge crosses are being assembled as the day of the rapture will be announced by Farwlleits. Flying Spaghetti shirts and related paraphernalia including all publication from the four-horsemen are being stacked for a potential 3-story bomb fire.
Brunch to follow at the Devil's cafe on Main street (for all who are left on earth.)