What we're about

Welcome to Terrible Football London!

Have you always wanted to play football, but are too intimidated to join a local Sunday League team, or don’t want to fork out cash for a five-a-side on astro turf? Fancy a relaxed kick about in the park? Want to have a relaxed kick about, and a couple of beers after? Then Terrible Football is for you!

At Terrible football, anyone can play (18+): any ability, and any gender. Terrible Football is about miss kicked clearances, sweet half volleys and desperate diving saves. We play in the rain, sun or snow. It's completely free, and always will be. It's open, inclusive and Terrible. All sessions are on grass and its advisable to wear studs in the wet season.

We currently host 5 sessions every week:

• Clapham Common - Weekdays (Different days, keep an eye on the calendar!), Saturdays (10:30AM Kick-Off) & Sundays (11:00AM Kick-Off)

• Weavers Fields - Sundays (01:00PM Kick-Off)

• Tooting Bec Common - Saturdays (10:30AM Kick-Off)

In order to play, all you need to do is RSVP and turn up on the day. If you turn up but aren't on the list, there might be a chance of being turned away as we are limited to space and equipment. We aim to start on time so if you arrive and we've started you'll have to sit out the first game and wait for an organiser to put you in a team. In order to stay up to date with last minute changes, we suggest you join our WhatsApp group. Please feel free and ask an organiser to add you. Lastly, Terrible Football is for free, we don’t charge, however, if you are a regular, we do ask you to donate some money once or twice a year for the upkeep and new equipment.

Did you know that you can also play Terrible Football in Amsterdam, Berlin and Taipei? You can find the Meetups here:

https://www.meetup.com/Terrible-Football-in-Amsterdam/

https://www.meetup.com/Terrible-Football-Berlin/

https://www.meetup.com/Terrible-Football-Taipei/ (https://www.meetup.com/Terrible-Football-Taipei/)

We’re also on Social Media, so for news, updates, banter and social activities, keep an eye on our Twitter, Facebook and Instagram:

https://twitter.com/terriblefc

https://www.facebook.com/TerribleFC/

https://www.instagram.com/terrible_football/

See you on the pitch!

... and stay Terrible!

Upcoming events (4+)

Clapham Saturday 1030

Clapham Common

Hey all!

Free Saturday football at Clapham is back. ALL skill levels and genders welcome! Just in it for some fun, exercise and to socialize! Must be over 18 to sign up. If you sign up and can’t make it, please drop out to give those on the wait list a spot. Sign up opens Wednesday mornings.

What’s app group where we share location, please add yourself:

https://chat.whatsapp.com/IkgSJ9yNUcSK6KccCPnUMK

Sunday Clapham Common

Clapham Common

Hey all!

Free Sunday football at Clapham is back. ALL skill levels and genders welcome! Just in it for some fun, exercise and to socialize! Must be over 18 to sign up. If you sign up and can’t make it, please drop out to give those on the wait list a spot. Sign up opens Thursday mornings.

What’s app group where we share location, please add yourself:
https://chat.whatsapp.com/Ja4kSQfvl1rJciUMMpFVwr

Free Terrible Football @ Bethnal Green Sunday 12:45PM

Weavers Fields

Hey Terrible Footballers!

Welcome to Terrible Football Bethnal Green.

*Location*
Weavers Fields close to Bethnal Green/Whitechapel stations. We normally play close to the entrance at Mape Street, but do keep an eye on the WhatsApp group for any last minute updates (link below)

*Bethnal Green Rules of play*

· We kick-off at 1pm and ask everyone to be there for 12:45 so we can make teams and such! Please be aware that places are limited so if you don't sign up you may not be able to play, and if you show up late and we have started, you will have to wait until the next game to join in. If you're late and we're full, we will have to turn you away.

· Everyone is welcome! That means every skill level, gender, sexuality etc. Just gotta be over 18!

· No one gets upset if we miss a pass.... or the ball altogether! Skills vary from old semi-pro players all the way to never kicked a ball. We weren’t fibbing when we said inclusive

· We aim to split in to at least 4 teams of 5-8 players, and to play 3-4 games of approx 20-30 minutes, with a drinks break between each game.

This is free, friendly and fun! Please encourage your teammates and enjoy the game!

Afterwards we usually go to the pub to watch some football, or if the weather allows it, sit in the park with a few beverages! Also, we always need help with looking after the equipment so would appreciate volunteers who can help with this.

Please support TFC by following us on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter!

Facebook: https://en-gb.facebook.com/TerribleFC/

Instagram https://www.instagram.com/terrible_football/

Twitter:
https://mobile.twitter.com/terriblefc?lang=en

Link to Whatsapp: you may want to mute the group! http://bit.ly/terrible-whatsapp

For any questions, please contact one of the organisers.

See you there! TFC Team

Clapham Saturday 1030

Clapham Common

Hey all!

Free Saturday football at Clapham is back. ALL skill levels and genders welcome! Just in it for some fun, exercise and to socialize! Must be over 18 to sign up. If you sign up and can’t make it, please drop out to give those on the wait list a spot. Sign up opens Wednesday mornings.

What’s app group where we share location, please add yourself:

https://chat.whatsapp.com/IkgSJ9yNUcSK6KccCPnUMK

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