Beech Bottom Trail and Farm to Fork
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The Carpool Location is the
Academy
2220 Hamilton Pl Blvd,
Chattanooga, TN 37421
9;00 am Sharp. Lets try to leave on time
Okay so it said Beech Bottom Trail! I originally ready it as Bear Bottom Trail. Not Bare bottom! Very few people want to see a bare bottom while they're hiking. Although...
There might be a few.
Sorry folks Hike Naked day was June 21st. Going to have to keep your britches on. People say it is a more primal way to hike and puts you more in touch with nature. It also puts you more in touch with poison ivy and bitey insects in more personal areas. No one wants to explain a rash, itchy feelings, or bite marks on your nether regions.
Could get awkward
This is one of my longish hikes. It is an hour and half drive. We will carpool.
Distance is 9.1 Miles
Trail Rating is Moderate (If you are an experienced hiker will find it moderately difficult. Unexperienced will find it hard.)
Elevation Change is 974 feet.
Please bring proper footwear, hydration, proper gear, snacks etc... If you don't know what to bring you should probably skip this. It is not for beginners.
Here is the All trails link for more info
All Trails-Beech Bottom Trail
Then we climb in our cars and go eat. I have always wanted to try this place.
Farm to Fork
120 General Lee Street
Ringgold, GA 30736
General Lee Street? Reminds me of Dukes of Hazard. Daisy Duke.
Maybe there are some exceptions to that not wanting to see bare bottoms hiking...
Sanda Bullock , yes. Just saying.
Had to bring it full circle folks.
I now have Queen's Fat Bottom Girls song going through my head.
Go figure?
Beech Bottom Trail and Farm to Fork