Summer Solstice Bingo!

Let's get together to celebrate the Summer Solstice by eating at a Chinese-American buffet restaurant and playing bingo! This restaurant also serves adult beverages, so feel free to get your drink on! We will all be gathering in the party room, so be sure to ask for that room (and the Abigail reservation) when you arrive!

This is no ordinary bingo that we will be playing. Oh no. This is special Solstice Bingo! Here's how it works. Everybody will get a couple bingo cards and a pencil. Each card will have 25 squares on it, and each square will have a word related to either Skepticism or the Summer Solstice. I will read off a word, and if you have that word on your card, you put an "X" over it. The first person to get a complete row of 5 X'es — horizontally, vertically, or diagonally — will holler “Bingo!” and win a truly life-changing prize. We will then continue reading words, with everybody still using their same cards, until 2nd- and 3rd-place prizes have also been awarded. Those prizes will be fantastical as well, but just not as amazing as the first place prize.

Subsequent games will ensue until we run out of prizes, but we plan to come supplied with MANY prizes.

Disclaimer/Fine Print: Come prepared to WIN! We guarantee that by the end of the night, YOU WILL BE TIRED OF ALL THE WINNING! We also promise not to impose any tariffs. The restaurant might, but we will not.