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The optimum computing machine is a subject many of us have studied. If you were building one how would you design it? First the computer should be able to compute with perfect accuracy on any problem in the universe and produce answers which were always and invariably right. Second the computer would have to be swift, working much more quickly than the problem and process could be vocally articulated. Third the computer would have to be able to handle large numbers of variables and large numbers of problems simultaneously. Forth, the computer would have to be able to evaluate its own data and there would have to remain available within it not only a record of its former conclusions but the evaluations leading to those conclusions. Fifth, the computer would have to be served by a memory bank of nearly infinite capacity and would have to be available to the analytical portion of the computer in the smallest fractions of a second. Sixth, the computer would have to be able to rearrange former conclusions or alter them in the light of new experience. Seventh, the computer would need no exterior director, but would be entirely self determined about its programing guided only by the necessity –value of the solution which it itself would determine. Eight the computer should be self servicing and self arming against present and future damage and would be able to estimate future damage. Ninth the computer should be served by perception by which it could determine necessity –value. Tenth ,the memory bank should store perceptions as perceived ,consecutive with time received with the smallest possible time divisions between perception .It would then store in color-Visio (moving),tone audio (flowing),odor ,tactile and self sensation ,all of them cross –coordinated . Eleventh, for the purposes of solutions, it would have to be able to create new situations and imagine new perceptions hitherto not perceived and should be able to conceive these to itself in terms of tone –audio ,color-visio ,odor, tactile, and self sensation –and should be able to file anything so conceived as imagined ,labeled “memories” Twelfth, the entire machine should be portable. It might be somewhat astonishing at first to conceive such a computer .But the fact is, the machine is in existence .There are billions of them in use today and many ,many more billions have been made and used in the past . In fact you’ve got one .for we are dealing with the human mind. L.RON .HUBBARD Do you want to learn how the mind works?Then do not miss this meetup. RSVP now !!

**Join your local guides on the best pub crawl in Melbourne!** Meet at WAX Music Lounge on 250 Flinders St, and explore the best, most well-known venues with people from all over the world. With **4 free 'welcome shots'** upon entry to each bar followed by exclusive drink deals at each, you'll see just why Melbourne is known as the nightlife capital of Australia! Experience a range of Melbourne's most famous bars & pubs throughout the night, with **free entry** for all, and reduced entry/recommendations at the end of the event to keep your night going strong! Play games, **win prizes** and mingle with locals, travelers & everything in between on the most sought-after event in Melbourne! * **4 FREE SHOTS** * **4 BARS ALL WITH FREE SKIP-THE-LINE ENTRY** * **PLENTY OF GAMES AND PRIZES TO BE WON** * **UNLIMITED MEMORIES & CHANCES TO MAKE FRIENDS IN THE CULTURAL CAPITAL OF AUSTRALIA!** Starting at 5:30PM at WAX Music Lounge on 250 Flinders St, you will receive your skip-the-line wristband, free welcome shot and mingle with other attendees before we introduce our games and prizes to be won throughout the evening. We then mix it up weekly, visiting some of Melbourne's most iconic and well-known bars with your pub crawl crew who have lived and breathed the city for most of their lives. **Make sure to lock in your spot ASAP as tickets often sell out!**

**🍻 The Entrepreneur Club – Last Friday of the Month Drinks** **Not your average knock-off drinks.** Join us for a monthly gathering of entrepreneurs, builders, creatives, and self-starters who believe business is more than just work, it’s a personal growth journey. Whether you're scaling something or just starting out, this is a space to meet others who think like you do. **💬 What to Expect** ✅ Real convos with people building something ✅ A place to bounce ideas, swap challenges, and share wins ✅ Opportunities to give value and get it in return ✅ Chill vibes, no pitches, just smart people in good company You don’t need a title or a polished pitch, just curiosity and the willingness to connect. **🗓 Format** **6:30pm** – Arrive, grab a drink, join a convo **8:30pm** – We wrap, or roll on elsewhere 📍 **The Oxford Scholar** We take over a corner of the bar (Back Bar or Atrium), look for the crew with ideas in one hand and a drink in the other. **🎯 This is for you if** * You want more entrepreneurial people in your life * You’re building something, or want to be * You care about growth, not just small talk Bring a question. Bring a challenge. Bring your curiosity. Last Friday of every month. Let’s make it count.

**RUMBIA FESTIVAL TURNS 5! Australia’s favourite Salsa festival is back and bigger than ever.** **June 26 - 28, 2026.** NICA (National Institute of Circus Arts) 39-59 Green St, Prahran VIC Australia… it’s time to POWER UP your salsa. Rumbia Festival is turning 5 - and we’re celebrating with our biggest, boldest edition yet! Rumbia 2026 brings you the ultimate lineup of international Salsa artists to supercharge your training, inspire your dancing, and set the floor on fire. Join our tiered workshop experience and unlock 10 hours of salsa education across the weekend - with the majority of workshops taught by our world-class international guests. You’ll train at your level, surrounded by dancers who match your pace and passion. This milestone year is all about levelling up your skills, connecting with your community, and celebrating everything we love about Salsa. **RUMBIA 2026: POWER UP. DANCE HARD. PARTY HARDER.** * 10 hours of workshops * Majority taught by international artists * Tiered workshop streams for every level * 3 nights of epic socials * Showcases with the best of the best This is your chance to train with global legends, dance non-stop, and celebrate 5 incredible years of Rumbia magic. Tickets [https://www.trybooking.com/DDQQD](https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.trybooking.com%2FDDQQD%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExeWpvT3BPeExNa0FudUpMb3NydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR4oRkkAyBy-i80t_cwFmdCOn3BzqVcuKlZEXe87730spMMnBqLvlUnmpjSoDA_aem_Y1WVIJ1dk57vUX6VvUDf8Q&h=AT71XYrgRyeh_-okM4HjiRvb35-60Hzx792nnuevryv2jLGrQeOR_SPxCC52B4FFvD4m846bVExoVYlRUHc-6coJKo_K5jq0vBNumyhhlH711Fo3TknXQ2hhAu85kfMgaryym8gv-OLQ6bobf0U&__tn__=q&c%5B0%5D=AT4SFMlozUxMXrjGGPtgn94z92MWD1jBTKD_91CVlu0IsVxKHI2z_0Qm7NCRbdQPAMms3otEdHa_J8heqp__wFuiUqHcV6i-N41dRkXpHuW4z8RzdrGdsnTWUCZEfCVaJWyEGjhNaVvcUsZ-x-fOD3AYK1_tXKv_AOI) **INTERNATIONAL ARTISTS:** ERNESTO & DENISSE (USA) IROKO (USA) JUAN CAMILO (COLOMBIA) JHOANA PALHUA (PERU) SALSA MISAKI (JAPAN) RADU MANOLE (ROMANIA) Plus a selection Australia and New Zealand's finest Salsa talent! The best Salsa DJ's and live music all weekend. The biggest social dancing parties! If you haven't yet been to Rumbia you've been missing out! Join the Party in Melbourne June 2026! Right in the heart of Chapel Street Tickets Now Online: [https://www.trybooking.com/DDQQD](https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.trybooking.com%2FDDQQD%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExeWpvT3BPeExNa0FudUpMb3NydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR4da-VjyDqN73ENUcDaFyEPO_jZtOXwFTjbv-bgVCosTAIGJWKCU73b7GJDUQ_aem_uxpHAForv7k_Xtonk2wXQg&h=AT71XYrgRyeh_-okM4HjiRvb35-60Hzx792nnuevryv2jLGrQeOR_SPxCC52B4FFvD4m846bVExoVYlRUHc-6coJKo_K5jq0vBNumyhhlH711Fo3TknXQ2hhAu85kfMgaryym8gv-OLQ6bobf0U&__tn__=q&c%5B0%5D=AT4SFMlozUxMXrjGGPtgn94z92MWD1jBTKD_91CVlu0IsVxKHI2z_0Qm7NCRbdQPAMms3otEdHa_J8heqp__wFuiUqHcV6i-N41dRkXpHuW4z8RzdrGdsnTWUCZEfCVaJWyEGjhNaVvcUsZ-x-fOD3AYK1_tXKv_AOI)

Whether you're a Christian or not, this is the place for you! Every Friday night we get together for fun, games, free food and great discussions🙌 Messages for exact address! Come along to see what the Bible says about 'Dating, Friendship, Money, Fear and much more'. Most don't RSVP so we usually have about 10 - 15 attend. Contact for more details! Sean: 0490 696 844 Teigan: 0490 703 387

How to take control of your subconscious and harness its power! 🎟️ FREE ADMISSION - [Book Here](https://unlockthepowerofthesubconsciousmindmelbourne.as.me/schedule/175b7acb?ref=fb_integration) We're looking forward to you joining us for an eye-opening lecture where the speaker will break down complex ideas in a clear and practical way. You'll gain insights into: ✅ The true definition of the subconscious ✅ How it generates unwanted emotions ✅ Its real purpose and function ✅ What determines the pressure it exerts on you But this isn't just another lecture where you sit and listen passively. It's interactive and engaging - you can ask questions at any time.

Melbourne Central Food Hall on Level 2. Far back corner near large windows to outside. Look for the colourful piano! See below for exact instructions on finding us. IMPORTANT: Please turn up if you RSVP. Other writers are counting on you being there with them so no one sits alone!!! Currently we have part-time hosts and regulars who will turn up and sit together. EVERYONE, please keep a look out for newly arriving people in the group and make them feel welcome, especially if they say: Are you with the writing group? If you arrive first and have an A4 piece of paper, it is a good idea to write on the paper: Writing Group. This way everyone will find each other. Bring your writing tools, and anything that you have written recently (optional). Remember your earphones if you like to listen to music while you write. There are no rules :) You can write. Or you can chat and write. You can share your work. Or not share your work. (If you need silence to concentrate then headphones are a good idea considering it is in a public space.) Bring pen and paper as a backup. Melbourne Central wifi available. Who: People who write and/or want to write (more) What: An open group of writers who meetup in a stimulating space to write together, share writing and ideas and support each other’s writing goals Why: Inspiration, motivation and space to write. Where: Melbourne Central - see photo for our location. Red shaded area would be ideal if available when you arrive. Detailed instructions if you do not know the area: 1) Go to the Shot Tower (the old building inside Melbourne Central with the big cone glass roof above it). 2) Go up the the escalators (there’s only one set of up- escalators near the Shot Tower, you can’t miss it). 3) You are now on level 2, Dining Hall (there are signs to the right, just slightly, stating this). 4) Top Juice store is to your right. Turn right so you pass Top Juice and walk toward the food hall. 5) You are now in the food hall near a black piano. Go past this. Go to the seating at the far back corner where there are large windows facing outside. 6) Look for us writers. There should be a sign on the table. Call out your hosts name and ask if this is the writing group. We will say YES, here we are! Additional hosts wanted!!! Please contact Mat Clarke. Please only RSVP if you can make it. And also un-RSVP if you need to cancel. Thank You, Melbourne Writers. Great Links: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MelbWriters What we have written so far: www.worldwriterscollective.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/MelbCityWriters Blog: http://melbournewriters.wordpress.com **Help us by adding to these social pages and site**

#### **Get your popcorn and grab your seats, because The Improv Pit is bringing you a special double feature of *Hollywouldn't* every month!** #### **We start with a completely original film title suggested by the audience, and then our highly talented cast will create a completely improvised film live on stage, performing multiple character roles, as well as providing the directing, the script writing, the camera angles, the special effects, the sound, the best boy grip, the stunt performing, and everything else involved in a massive movie that Hollywood...*wouldn't* make!** #### **Our Double Feature movie takes place on the last Saturday of every month at The Improv Pit Theatre - 5/48 Easey St, Collingwood.** #### **6-7pm - 1st Movie** #### **7-8pm - 2nd Movie**

We are meeting in the board-room of the 55th floor of 318 Russel Street (The Abode). I'll be in the lobby till about 10 past, if you arrive late call me on 0447 591 141 and I'll come down and get you. Join the group chat via https://imagineering.cc/ ## **🛠️ Meetup Format (2 hours)** **⚡ Project Intros (5 minutes total)** Each participant gets **1 minute (hard stop)** to briefly share: * What they’re building * What they want to focus on today **🚀 Build Sprints (90 minutes total)** We’ll run **three focused build cycles**: * **25 minutes** of deep, uninterrupted building * **5 minutes** of casual chatting, sharing progress, and asking questions **🎤 Demos & Wrap-up (10 minutes total)** Each participant gets **1 minute (hard stop)** to: * Demo what they built * Share learnings or next steps This format balances **deep focus**, **collaboration**, and **show-and-tell**, while keeping things lightweight and fun.

🐾 Puppy Pub Crawl – Brunswick Edition 🍻🐶 Take your doggies out for a Sunday adventure around Brunswick’s best dog-friendly venues! Socialise with fellow dog lovers while your pups enjoy treats, doggie cocktails, and day out. We’ll be visiting a mix of venues including a brewery, a dog-friendly café & licensed bar, and one of Brunswick’s iconic live music pubs. Total walking distance is approximately 1.4km, making it an easy and enjoyable stroll for both humans and pups. TICKETED EVENT ONLY, book your tickets at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/559894739237?aff=oddtdtcreator 📍 Meeting Point: Inside Augie’s Place ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🐾 1st Stop – Augie’s Place Café & Licensed Bar 🍷 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Kick off the Puppy Pub Crawl at the beautiful Augie’s Place — perfectly located right in front of the park for the ultimate dog-friendly afternoon. What’s waiting for you: 🍷 Human Special $10 mulled wine to keep the humans warm and happy 🎁 Complimentary Doggie Bag Every pup receives a special take-home bag filled with an assortment of Augie’s treats 🖼️ Live Dog Portraits by Puppawtraits Capture your furry best friend with a custom portrait: • $30 for 1 dog • $40 for 2 pets in one drawing Pre-order via: popuppawtraits@gmail.com Limited drawings available on the day 🍴 Food & Drinks Augie’s will also be serving delicious tapas, with drinks.. both available for purchase throughout the event. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🐾 2nd Stop – Co-Conspirators Brewing Co 🍺 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Next, we head to Co-Conspirators Brewing Co for a wide selection of craft beers on tap, alongside wine and cider available at discounted prices for our group. The brewery team will also give a short introduction about who they are and what they do. 🐾 Every pup will receive complimentary Spent Grain Dog Treats made by the brewery! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🐾 3rd Stop – The Retreat Hotel 🎶 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ We’ll finish the crawl at The Retreat Hotel — a Brunswick institution and home to some of the area’s best live music. With its cocktail bar, main bar, and huge beer garden courtyard, it’s the perfect final stop for humans and pups alike. 🐶 Dogs will enjoy exclusive Doggie Beef Martinis (non-alcoholic, of course!) 🥔 Our group will also be served wedges and vegetarian nachos to share. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Spend the afternoon meeting fellow dog lovers while your pups enjoy treats, social time, and plenty of attention as we explore some of Brunswick’s favourite local haunts. 📌 Important Info • All dogs must remain on-lead while visiting venues • Please ensure your dog is social and comfortable around other dogs and people • Bring a blanket or mat for your dog to sit on if possible 🚕 Need a dog-friendly ride? Use Uber or Uber Pets, and notify your driver before pick-up. Stay updated on future Puppy Pub Crawl events: 👉 Facebook: Crawl Puppy Pub 👉 Instagram: @crawlpuppypub We can’t wait to crawl Brunswick with you and your furry best friends! 🐾✨

Welcome to the Melbourne Sci-Fi & Fantasy Meetup's first gathering for magic realism and creative writing! If you've read or are new to Haruki Murakami, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Susanna Clarke, please come along. And for writers, this is also a space to talk about the craft of writing (any genre, fiction and non-fiction). I hope to make this a regular monthly or fortnightly event at other locations around Melbourne when the weather is warmer. But it's winter, so we'll have our first meetup at the Mitre Tavern in the CBD. Easy to find, and we don't have to wait outside in the icy wind waiting for tables. Join us for a coffee or glass of wine that stops time, cats with secret names, and good conversation about the books we love. After the event, we can kick on at the Mitre or maybe stroll over to a nearby wine bar or restaurant to continue the socialising. What to Bring: Paper, pen, and a story to share. I'll be giving you all some small, fun writing exercises and we'll see where the day takes us.

**How to take control of your subconscious and harness its power!** EVERY SUNDAY AT 11AM Join us for an eye-opening lecture where the speaker will break down complex ideas in a clear and practical way. You'll gain insights into: * The true definition of the subconscious * How it generates unwanted emotions * Its real purpose and function * What determines the pressure it exerts on you But this isn't just another lecture where you sit and listen passively. It's interactive and engaging - you can ask questions at any time. FREE ADMISSION Reserve your spot today. Seats are limited, so don't wait too long to sign up.

We'll meet at The Capital One Café, 167 Easton Town Center, Space A-103. This is in the main mall where the Microsoft store used to be, on your left if you're standing at the bottom of the AMC Theater escalator. Join us on Saturday for an hour of uninterrupted wordmaking! • What we'll do Join us for an hour of writing! We’ve discovered that it’s strikingly helpful to write with other writers. See if it’s true for you at 10AM on Saturday mornings. Be it a book, blog, script, essay, dissertation, resume, melody, poem or just plain work stuff, you are invited to write it with us. No one will see what you've written or give you unsolicited advice. Instead of just thinking about writing, come and get some real writing done. SCHEDULE: 10:00 - SESSION 1: quick intros. 10:10 - timer starts: write for 1 hour. 11:10 - chat / take off / keep writing. OPTIONAL SOCIALIZING happens at 11A-11:30ish. Writing is very solitary. Connecting (and sometimes even commiserating) with other writers is a cool thing. BEING LATE IS OKAY: just show up and get settled, then check-in with me after the session. (I’ll be the person with the Shut Up & Write! sign.) If you were on time, please be willing to make room for the friendly latecomer. Happy writing and I look forward to seeing you! • What to bring Whatever you need to be able to write! Bring earbuds/earplugs if you want to block noise or the occasional conversation by other patrons. Electrical outlets are limited, so charge your devices before whenever possible. See you at The Café on Saturday!

Bring your Raspberry Pi, Arduino, microcontroller, or any other electronic project and join fellow electronics makers for a night of creativity and collaboration! This session is open forum to share your current projects—whether complete or in progress, it’s all interesting! Whether you’re deep into embedded systems, exploring new ideas, or just getting started, you’ll find a welcoming space to collaborate, share, and get inspired. **New to electronics or curious about tinkering?** You’re absolutely welcome. If you’re a beginner and want to experiment, I’ll have a couple of starter kits available so you can try things out—whether that’s blinking your first LED, putting something on a display, or experimenting with simple sensors. No pressure and no experience required—just an interest in learning and building. While we continue to pursue a more permanent venue for this Meetup, we’ll be using public library facilities based on availability.

💰 **Build Passive Income with AI Ebooks – Masterclass** Build a passive publishing business with AI — from idea to income. ⚠️ Your spot is only held once you complete registration below. ### [🔗 SAVE YOUR SEAT](https://aiventurelab.org/product/AIEbookBusiness?city=Columbus&groupurlname=network-of-book-lovers-and-discussion-meetups&startgmtdatetime=2026-06-30T22:00:00Z) --- What's covered: - Publish across platforms for passive income - Format and list ebooks so they actually sell - Find profitable niches using AI research tools *One system. Recurring income.* ✍️

Greetings writers! Come down and join your fellow wordsmiths for one hour of uninterrupted writing time in the upper level of the Market District Supermarket in Upper Arlington. The main entrance of the shopping center opens onto stairs/elevator leading up to the 2nd floor cafe section where we will have a table displaying a sign with the Shut Up & Write logo. Writing is largely a solitary craft. Practicing with others in a community setting may be the thing you need to fire your own routine. We’ll meet on Wednesday evenings, starting the clock at 6:30, following a brief period of introductions. This is solid writing time and all inclusive. Any project is acceptable, be it fiction, non -fiction, work or homework assignment. All is welcome and will remain private to you. The market boasts a Starbucks, a full service bar and various affordable food options. Parking is plentiful, free Wifi is provided as well as outlets for charging your devices, though they are somewhat limited, so plan accordingly. Show up as early as you like, or stay late. This group tends to socialize some, both before and after the alloted time, but this is not mandatory to you. Feel free to come and go as you please and late arrivals are welcome. The cafe may be noisy on occasion so headphones/ earbuds are reccommended as you see fit. Please try to RSVP if possible so that we may grab enough seats for all—the venue can be busy at times. Feel free to message me privately wth any questions and/ or concerns you may have. Happy writing!

Christians in Tech is a community at the intersection of faith and technology. Our meetups are designed to spark meaningful conversations, promote knowledge sharing, and encourage growth—both in your career and your spiritual walk with God. Whether you're an experienced professional or just starting your tech journey, CIT welcomes you. Our Website [https://linktr.ee/citcbus](https://linktr.ee/citcbus) Sponsors and Partners * Improving (Venue Sponsor) * Bethel World Prayer Center (Fiscal Sponsor) * Fruits & Roots (Coffee Partner)

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