What we’re about

Welcome to Terrible Football Munich!

Do you like to play football - but relaxed and not with competitive or aggressive players?

Are you a bit lazy, a bit old, a bit unfit or not so talented? (actually, these things make you an ideal member)

Then Friendly Football is the right thing for you!
We are a group of friendly people who just want to have a relaxed kick.
All genders, ages (+18) and nationalities are welcome.

Rules for Terrible football

Don’t be too competitive
No hard-tackling/sliding challenges
Don’t dribble past multiple players (trying to take on a player is fine but at no point should you be trying to dribble past multiple players)
Don’t hog the ball (keep the ball for a long time)
Don’t shoot too hard
Don’t close down the defenders too quickly. Give the team a chance to play the ball out.

Want to have a relaxed kick about? Then Terrible Football is for you!

Terrible Football is about passing the ball, miss kicked clearances, sweet half volleys and desperate diving saves. Sometimes we even keep score, and often we all forget what that score was.

Anyone that wants to show off, dribble forever, forgets they have a team to pass to, there are other groups for you.

Outdoor game is completely free, indoor game price depends on court-booking fee, absolutely non-profit. It's open, inclusive and terrible.

You just need to RSVP and turn up on the day. If you register and then do not show then I will start giving spots to regulars. We usually play on the grass.
Weekend games posted every Thursday for outdoor and Tuesday for indoor.
Bibs, balls and cones are taken care of!

See you on the pitch!
... and stay Terrible!

Did you know that you can also play Terrible Football in London, Berlin, Amsterdam and Taipei? You can find the Meetups here:

• https://www.meetup.com/Terrible-football-berlin/
• https://www.meetup.com/Terrible-football-in-London/
• https://www.meetup.com/Terrible-Football-in-Amsterdam/
• https://www.meetup.com/Terrible-Football-Taipei/