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Siamese Dreamers are the DMV’s premier tribute to the Smashing Pumpkins, dedicated to accurately recreating the sound of one of the 90’s most groundbreaking, sonically diverse, and influential rock bands at their best. Free show!

[Profs and Pints Northern Virginia](https://www.profsandpints.com/washingtondc) presents: **“The Power of Folk Horror,”** an exploration of an especially creepy subgenre in folklore and film, with Joshua Barton, lecturer in English at Virginia Commonwealth University and scholar of horror. [Advance tickets: $13.50 plus sales tax and processing fees. Available at [https://events.ticketleap.com/tickets/profsandpints/arlington-folk-horror](https://events.ticketleap.com/tickets/profsandpints/arlington-folk-horror) .] What makes a horror film scare really stick with you? Sometimes, it’s not monsters or jump-scares but the eerie feeling that something ancient, something forgotten, is still lurking just under the surface. That’s the heart of folk horror, a subgenre that blends folklore, rural isolation, and rituals gone wrong. It takes the past—the truly forgotten past—and makes it come roaring back to bite us. Venture into the strange and fascinating world of folk horror with Joshua Barton, who has earned a big following among Profs and Pints fans with excellent past talks on cryptids, ghosts, movie monsters, and other things that go bump in the night. We’ll start by digging down to folk horror’s roots in classic British films like *The Wicker Man* and *Witchfinder General*, discussing how these stories introduced us to secretive villages, ominous woods, and old traditions that clash violently with the modern world. We’ll move on to explore how folk horror has reemerged in recent hits like *The Witch,* *Midsommar*, and *Lamb*. What ties them all together? The feeling that history isn’t dead; it’s just been waiting. Beyond the scares, this genre taps into something deeper. Folk horror asks what happens when we lose touch with our roots or when we get too close to them. It reflects fears about identity, nature, belief, and the things we can’t explain. And in an age of environmental anxiety, political division, and cultural upheaval, these stories are more relevant than ever. By the end of the lecture, we’ll see that folk horror goes beyond surface-level eeriness. It’s a mirror for our collective anxieties and a reminder that the past is never as far away as we think. (Doors: $17, or $15 with a student ID. Listed time is for doors. Talk starts 30 minutes later.) Image by Canva.

NEW MEMBERS WELCOME NIGHT!!!! To celebrate our 5-year anniversary as a Meet Up group, we are calling on all people who have been members and I’ve come to events before or have been a member but never come to an event or are your brand new and you just had this popped up on your page somehow, this is a simple and fun ! Ever wanted to go to 5 parties in one night?!!!! WHAT?!!! Yup, you read that right b*tch!!! Not only are we celebrating our co-host with the most, Amanda’s, fabulous 50th birthday. We’re going to do something crazy FUN where you dress for any occasion other than a birthday!!!! Do you still have your wedding dress? Or that fancy outfit you want were on a cruise or a college football shirt from your high school reunion or do you have a Halloween costume in the closet or a Christmas hat? Or how about a pool noodle and a beach towel and a summer hat? What about a golf shirt or a bowling shirt? You can just throw anything on and keep it simple or you can be super creative and think outside the box everyone is welcome. This is the perfect event for newbies to come meet a whole bunch of people. Everyone is friendly and you will feel welcomed. About 40 to 50% of our people at each event are new. You can mingle and chat with the extroverts or chill out by one of the fire pits with some of the introverts and make s’mores!! We’re throwing a Wrong Party Party and it’s exactly as hilarious as it sounds. Bounce over the TikTok or Instagram and you can see 1 million videos of these INSANELY FUNNY parties. Here’s the twist… Everyone comes dressed as if they’re going to a completely different party. Yes we’re celebrating cohost Amanda turning 50 so even if you haven’t met, please come to this party. It’s going to be epic. Get dressed as if you are headed to… A football tailgate 🏈 A bougie wedding 💍 A Christmas soirée 🎄 A Fourth of July bash 🇺🇸 A Halloween costume party 🎃 A beach or pool party 🏖️ A baby shower 👶 New Year’s Eve glam ✨ ***THE MORE OUTRAGEOUS AND CREATIVE THE BETTER*** …and then you walk in and realize nobody else got the same memo. We’ll be videotaping everyone’s grand entrance because watching the confusion unfold is half the fun. Expect laughs, double-takes, and a whole lot of “Wait… what party did YOU think this was?” moments. ⸻ 🍽️ Potluck Style Bring a dish to share. Sweet, savory, or your signature crowd favorite. ⸻ 🍷 BYOB Bring whatever you love to sip on. Wine, cocktails, mocktails… you do you. We’ll provide the fun. You provide your favorite pour. ⸻  Contribution: $15 PayPal in advance or cash at the door both work. ⸻ 🏆 Costume Contest Categories Because we MUST reward this level of commitment… Funniest Entrance The one that has us crying laughing before you even get your coat off. Most Confusing Outfit We genuinely cannot figure out what party you thought you were attending. Best Commitment to the Theme You didn’t just dress the part… you BECAME the party. Most Glam Extra sparkle. Extra fabulous. Zero apologies. Crowd Favorite Chosen by group vote because the room just loved you. (Yes… there will be prizes. And bragging rights.) ⸻ 👠 The Vibe Fun. Fabulous. Come as you are… or as the wrong party version of you. This is about laughter, connection, and making the kind of memories that deserve their own highlight reel. Because at this stage of life… We’re not too old for costumes. We’re too fabulous for boring parties. We look forward to hosting you! Love your happy hosts, Janine, Nina, and the burthday girl Amanda 202-271-0922

Eric Byrd Trio has energized audiences worldwide for 25 years with swing, bebop, gospel, and blues. Honored with Maryland’s Independent Artist Award and a Governor’s Citation, they celebrate decades of acclaimed global performances. Bring a chair. We sit near the front to the right facing the band.

**Sunday Afternoon Dancing Planet Contra Dance** Intro lesson at 2:30pm, dance from 3-6pm in the Annex (Balroom Backroom) at Glen Echo Park, MD. Caller: **Melissa Chatham** Band: **Owen Morrison** on guitar, **TJ Crow** on mandolin, and **Ralph Gordon** on ass Admission: $15, cash, check, or credit cards accepted at the door (credit card fees apply). For more info: [https://dancingplanetproductions.com/contra/](https://dancingplanetproductions.com/contra/)

The story behind the lady who captured the world's attention, "Tina Turner the musical". A lot of us have seen the movie "What's Love got to do with it" (sub-title Ike was a wild dude). Well this is the stage version of her story. Capitol One Hall in Tyson's, VA has LIMITED the number of tickets any group/household can purchase. That being stated tickets range in price from $83 to $182. Currently there are seats still available in various sections from the balcony to the main floor Orchestra area. There is paid parkng but some folks may want to carpool. DOORS OPEN AT 12 PM. Here is the link for TICKETS [https://www.ticketmaster.com/tina-the-tina-turner-musical-tysons-virginia-03-22-2026/event/150062CDBB98482E?refArtist=K8vZ917jY97&f_simplified_filter=true&f_enable_merch_slot=true](https://www.ticketmaster.com/tina-the-tina-turner-musical-tysons-virginia-03-22-2026/event/150062CDBB98482E?refArtist=K8vZ917jY97&f_simplified_filter=true&f_enable_merch_slot=true) Here is the link for PARKING [https://www.capitalonehall.com/visit-us/transportation-parking](https://www.capitalonehall.com/visit-us/transportation-parking) There are plenty of eateries in the area we can choose one as a group to eat before or after but here is a link to available eateries near the Hall [https://www.washington-theater.com/venues/capital-one-hall/dining](https://www.washington-theater.com/venues/capital-one-hall/dining) Finally one of my favorite covers, a special song she and Ike adapted it to their special and it is special, just listen and enjoy [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzQnPz6TpGc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzQnPz6TpGc)

**It's here! Our first real event!** Carnival energy loading… Next up is **[Carnival Addiction – Annual Carnival Return Fete](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/carnival-addiction-2026-tickets-1983177303701)**[ ](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/carnival-addiction-2026-tickets-1983177303701)on **Saturday, March 21**. If Soca is your thing, this one should be a great night. This lineup brings together several hot DJs people have been waiting to see on the same stage, so the vibe should be strong all night. There will be **more Soca than Dancehall**, but the mix is right and the energy should be great. 📍 **Location:** 8844 Washington Blvd, Jessup, MD Doors open at **9PM**, but realistically we won’t start arriving until **around 10:30 / 11PM**. 🎟 **Early bird tickets are $15. Get tickets: [HERE](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/carnival-addiction-2026-tickets-1983177303701)** We’ll plan to meet up around **10:30PM** before heading in. I’ll share the exact meetup location with **RSVP attendees the day before the event and again on the day of**. And of course… if you’ve got a **flag**, bring it 🇯🇲🇹🇹🇧🇧🇬🇩 Coming solo is completely fine. These events are meant to be easy, fun nights out with people who love good music and a good vibe.

Let's see Project Hail Mary, the new scifi Ryan Gosling. I heard the trailer majorly spoils the book which I'm frantically trying to finish it off before the movie in a week. Same directors as the Jonah Hill/Channing Tatum 21/22 Jump Street movies, so it could be fun. I'll be in seat H8. We'll get food afterwards.

The weather may be confused, but After The Storm is clear with it’s mission to create a better tomorrow! Come out and meet other writers at Spark Social, March 22nd 3pm-5pm to get your creative ideas flowing. Working on a new piece, editing away at an old one, or just want to see some kind faces. After The Storm is working on creating a better tomorrow and we can’t do it without our friends and neighbors.

**NOTE: This is NOT a screening, please watch the movie before the discussion.** *"They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack."* Spring has sprung, and Lake Victoria has just been hit by a tidal wave of college kids ready to cut loose: a week of boats, booze, and boobs as far as the eye can see. It's the perfect setup for an unforgettable week... but not for the reasons these co-eds expect. An underwater tremor has just cracked the lakebed open, giving way to an ancient breeding ground. Thousands of primordial, razor-toothed piranha have been unleashed, and they're just *chomping at the bit* to join the party! Directed by Alexandre Aja, *Piranha* is an absolute splatterfest that embraces its B-movie roots with unapologetic enthusiasm. Packed with outrageous set pieces, a knowing sense of humor, and literal record-setting amounts of gore, the film transforms creature-feature carnage into pure midnight-movie spectacle — where the body count is high, the blood flows freely, and subtlety is left on the shore. *Piranha 3D* is streaming on Tubi.

Looking forward to seeing you! Please know that you don't have a reserved spot until you register on **[Eventbrite](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/speed-dating-for-adults-with-intellectual-andor-developmental-disabilities-tickets-1982621442104?utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-medium=discovery&utm-term=listing&utm-source=cp&aff=ebdsshcopyurl)** and purchase your ticket. Limited tickets available. Join us for a supportive, structured Speed Dating event for adults with intellectual and/or developmental disabilities on Sunday, March 22, 2026, from 2:00 to 4:00pm in Bethesda, MD (address provided after registration). This facilitated event is designed for heterosexual pairings and offers a welcoming, low-pressure environment to meet potential partners. Light refreshments will be provided. Registration is $35, and free for our **[Constellations](https://www.harringtonmatchmaking.com/constellations-membership)** members.

Capital Force, the Alexandria A Cappella Collective's youth chorus, will have its annual concert on Sunday, March 22nd at the Masonic Temple, 101 Callahan Drive, Alexandria, Virginia 22301. Admission is free. Capital Force will be joined in the concert by Metro Voices and The Harmonizers. Take a break for a concert you will be sure to enjoy and show your support for area youth.

Sunday's forecast is wonderful and Spring is busting out all over! Let's take a walk around Old Town and check out some of the historic landmarks! ❶ **What we'll do**: * From the Capital Bikeshare on Diagonal Road across the street from the King Street Metro, we’ll walk counter-clockwise through Old Town Alexandria, passing many of the city’s historic landmarks. About halfway along we'll make a pit stop at the Torpedo Factory. * The walk is an easy 4 miles of smiles and should take about 2 hours. The surface is paved throughout, with inclines here and there and steps in places. * Google map: http://tinyurl.com/hoy5n96 ❷ **How to get there:** * Metro: King Street Station is on the Blue and Yellow Lines. * Driving: From I-395, take VA-7 / King Street east about 2.8 miles. Take the first right after passing under the railroad (Daingerfield Street), and an immediate right onto Diagonal Road. From US-1 / Richmond Highway, follow King Street west 0.5 miles, take a sharp left onto Daingerfield, and the first right onto Diagonal Road. Parking in the Metro parking lot is free, and there is free parallel parking in the area, especially along streets a block north of King Street and beyond. ❸ **What to bring:** Water, comfy shoes, and your furry friend if desired (leashes, please). ❹ **Weather:** The forecast is partly cloudy with a high of 83F, with 5-6 mph SSW winds and a 6% chance of showers as we start, falling off. Updates: [https://tinyurl.com/5yt8u45y](https://tinyurl.com/5yt8u45y) ❺ **Advisory:** As a reminder, this is an adult group, and you are ultimately responsible for your own safety and well-being during events. No one under 18 years of age is allowed at this event, either as members or as guests, to include babies in carriers and/or strollers. ❻ **Administrative stuff:** There are restrooms and drinking fountains at commercial establishments near our meetup point, and at the Torpedo Factory and the Ramsey House (Alexandria Visitor Center) along our way.

**Midwest Funk Jam – OhioLockers** A monthly gathering dedicated to **locking, popping, and funk dance culture** in Columbus. We start with a **free fundamentals**, then open the floor for a **dance session and cypher**. Whether you're new to funk styles or an experienced dancer, this is a space to learn, practice, and connect with the Midwest dance community. Hosted by **FlexyStu & DJ Vix** 📍 Oracle Bar 🗓 Last Thursday of every month ⏰ 8:30 PM – 10:30 PM 💸 Free entry 🅿️ Free street parking right outside 🔞 18+ 8:30 – Free Locking & Popping fundamentals class 9:00 – Open dance session & cypher All levels welcome. **Session → Cypher → Funk** IG@Ohiolockers [https://www.facebook.com/groups/1426377732280863/?ref=share&mibextid=NSMWBT](https://www.facebook.com/groups/1426377732280863/?ref=share&mibextid=NSMWBT)

So this month's prompt is more general. I think we can all agree that we are living in "unique" times that require coping skills. I think that one role and/or purpose of philosophy is to help us deal with our daily lives and our "unique" times. So, let's share our feelings and thoughts about which philosopher/philosophy we turn to in order to deal with our crazy events. Who/what helps you stay focused in your daily life and helps you sleep at night. I find that Stoicism with a little philosophical pessimism mixed in goes a long way in helping me deal with what I see as very destructive, fearful and mean spirited public policies at both the state and federal levels. Hope to see you on March 28th!

Join us as we get together for a Discount Tuesday / Choose Your Movie event to see your choice of the top-reviewed indie drama TOW or the action-comedy-horror THEY WILL KILL YOU! A winner either way! Here are details, trailer and plan for this event: TOW: This drama follows a homeless Seattle woman who fights her way out of tow-company hell to reclaim her life and the car that held it all together after receiving a tow bill for $21,634. The film is directed by Stephanie Laing and stars Rose Byrne, Dominic Sessa, Demi Lovato, Ariana DeBose, Octavia Spencer, Simon Rex, Elsie Fisher and Corbin Bernsen. Tow premiered to rave reviews at the 2025 Tribeca Film Festival where critics declared, “Tow is a winner” and called the film “a story of perseverance, heart, and real fight, the kind of small human story we see less frequently these days, but need now more than ever!” TRAILER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiUtqgeDVI8 THEY WILL KILL YOU: A woman takes a job as a housekeeper in a NYC high-rise, unaware of the building's history of disappearances. She soon realizes the community is shrouded in mystery. The film is directed by Kirill Sokolov and Zadie Beetz, Myha'la, Paterson Joseph, Tom Felton, Heather Graham, and Patricia Arquette. The film is being released immediately following its premiere at this year’s SXSW Festival earlier this month. TRAILER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYqQPiXpi4w PLAN: We’ll plan for a 7pm-ish showing of both films and will meet in the upstairs lobby area about 30 minutes before showtime! Once showtimes are announced, advance ticket purchase via the GFC website is advised! Once you have yours, please list your movie of choice and seat number in the Comments section of this event. Complete details will be confirmed/announced as the date gets closer. PARKING: Close, convenient parking is available in the nearby garage (located between 9th and 11th, just off High St). Bring your ticket with you and have it validated at the theater and for $2, you’re covered for the night! Look forward to seeing you there, Dan

Join us for an hour of writing! We’ve discovered that it’s strikingly helpful to write with other writers. See if it’s true for you at 7:00pm on Wednesday, March 25 at Streetlight Guild. Be it a book, blog, script, essay, dissertation, resume, melody, poem or just plain work stuff, you are invited to write it with us. No one will see what you've written or give you unsolicited advice. Instead of just thinking about writing, come and get some real writing done. **SCHEDULE:** 6:45ish - Quick introductions 7:00 - Timer starts: write for 1 hour 8:00 - The End **OPTIONAL SOCIALIZING** happens before and after the writing hour. Writing is very solitary. Connecting (and sometimes even commiserating) with other writers is a cool thing. **BEING LATE IS OKAY:** just show up and get settled! If you were on time, please be willing to make room for the friendly latecomer. Happy writing & I look forward to seeing you at Streetlight Guild! **WHAT SHOULD I BRING?** Whatever you need to be able to write! You're welcome to bring earplugs/headphones if noise will bother you! **OTHER IMPORTANT DETAILS:** * **RSVP:** Please RSVP by 6:00pm the evening of the meeting. This helps me know how many to expect, and if we'll need additional space! * **COVID:** While masks are not required, please be mindful of the other writers around you and their comfort levels. * **WIFI/OUTLETS:** Outlets are limited, so please ensure your devices are charged when you come! But Streetlight Guild does have free WiFi! Yay! * **PARKING:** There is free public parking at Streetlight Guild.