Cheap Activities San Francisco

Cheaper Than Therapy, Stand-up Comedy, Shelton Theater, Union Square, SF

Let's have fun thursday night together! I hope this is very funny! At least the name is funny already! [Cheaper Than Therapy](http://cttcomedy.com/?utm_source=eventbrite&utm_medium=eventdescription&utm_content=sun) offers a healthy dose of live stand-up comedy. Located in San Francisco's historic [Shelton Theater](http://sheltontheater.org/?utm_source=cttcomedy&utm_medium=eventbrite) in the heart of Union Square, Cheaper Than Therapy is convenient to get to, whether you live in the Bay Area or are just visiting. Check out the reviews on [Yelp](http://www.yelp.com/biz/cheaper-than-therapy-san-francisco), [Google](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Cheaper+Than+Therapy/@37.7889145,-122.4113228,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m7!3m6!1s0x0:0x78bbc2b81aba94a2!8m2!3d37.7889145!4d-122.4091341!9m1!1b1), and [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/cttcomedy). ## About the show Each show features five to six hand-picked, experienced comedians and an occasional guest drop-in. Please arrive at the theater by 7:45pm to check in with the box office. The bar opens at 7pm, and the show starts at 8pm. **Last seating** is at 8:20pm. The theater has a full bar with no drink minimum. Come early for craft drinks and great seats! The show will end by 9:30pm. . Please check the FAQ [here](https://cttcomedy.com/) and to buy tickets go[ ](https://tickets.cttcomedy.com/events)https://tickets.cttcomedy.com/events/2238/Cheaper-Than-Therapy-Stand-up-Comedy-Thu-Jan-15 Hope see you there!

Festival Volunteering Social -- Carnival Parade & Festival, SF

**Update**: We got contact from the Carnaval festival organizer that they are still recruiting volunteers, in passive mode though. So the way to do that now is to find a shift and register at the volunteer link, then press the "Contact Organizer" button, that will send an email to the organizer so they can come to approve your application. The positions they are actively looking for are: Block Captains(4) and Entrance Greeters(5). Deadline is this weekend, so not to miss the online orientation next Tue.. **Social Schedule**: * End of Shift group coffee on May 23rd (Sat.) 7pm * Parade day social party on May 24th, check out its schedule at the Discover SF * [https://www.meetup.com/social-volunteering-crew-community-events/events/313061014](https://www.meetup.com/social-volunteering-crew-community-events/events/313061014) \-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- Have you tried the famous **festival volunteering**? It you are **new** in town, or if you are local yet wishing some more social **connections**, festival volunteering is a way to get you there fast. You may interact with **hundreds** of people, and will see several times of that festival goers. All kinds of people, all walks of society. Traditionally festival volunteering has a **limit** that the social is mostly limited to your shift. Once that finished, you would be let go. Now comes us, TownFlame, organizing volunteering socials. We would open a real time volunteer social channel, so volunteers can have a **group coffee / meal after shifts**. What is more, we also organize **festival social** in format of our **DiscoverSF** and **Destination** local series, to support volunteers having group social in the exact event people serve. https://carnavalsanfrancisco.org/ Here comes the Carnival Parade & Festival in SF, on May 23-24th. It is one of the three **largest** Festival & Parade in SF, besides Chinese New Year & Pride. The festival will happen in mission district, famous for hispanic cultures. It is recruiting volunteers now, both for the 2 days festival and the Sunday parade, **deadline** is May 8. Here is the registration link: [https://carnavalsanfrancisco.org/volunteer/](https://carnavalsanfrancisco.org/volunteer/) Benefits of the volunteering include lunch, T-shirt and festival insider experience, with said **half a million** attending this huge community event. We would organize the Discover series on the parade day. Welcome to **join us** with your volunteer T-shirts. We can also **visit you** on the shift along the parade route. **Registration** link: [https://carnavalsanfrancisco.org/volunteer/](https://carnavalsanfrancisco.org/volunteer/) May 8 is the deadline to register for volunteering, we will adjust the date afterwards. **Join [TownFlame](http://www.townflame.org/) Volunteering, make life happen.** **Liability Waiver:** Participation in TownFlame events is voluntary and involves social interaction in public spaces. Activities are designed to be inclusive and respectful. Participants assume all risks and release TownFlame, its organizers, volunteers, and affiliates from liability for injury, illness, or damages, except in cases of gross negligence or intentional misconduct. By attending, participants acknowledge that photographs, audio, and video recordings may be taken during events, and grant TownFlame the right to use such media for promotional and marketing purposes, in any format or platform, without further consent or compensation.

Free Fun Open Mic (Music, Comedies, Poetry, etc)

One of the best open mics in the whole Bay Area!!! Whether you have something to share: a song, a comedy sketch, a poem, spoken words, an interesting story, a dance, a magic act, etc... There no better place to share your creativity to others! (yes, honing your instrument playing, your vocal, etc) Or just to come and enjoy the free show and make new friends! Win/win.

Petco - Stop Selling Animals!

Join us in demanding that Petco stop selling animals! Most people shop at Petco because they care for animals. They may have no idea that the animals on the store’s shelves come from horrifically cruel breeding mills and some species are even kidnapped from their habitats in the wild. Shockingly, the majority of animals bred and shipped to pet stores die before they even reach the store shelf. Selling animals is costing millions of them their lives and it’s time for Petco to stop selling them! **When:** Sunday, May 17th 12noon **Where:** Meet at Franklin Square at the corner of 16th St and Bryant St, San Francisco (37.765424, -122.410229). We will walk to Petco together **Accessibility:** We will walk a short distance from the meeting location to the store where we will mostly be standing for about an hour If you would like to learn more about this campaign and get involved in the Bay Area to help end the retail sale of animals in pet stores please sign up at [dxe.io/adoptdontshop](https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdxe.io%2Fadoptdontshop%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExNmZyUk82MVh3YVk0S0xzSXNydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR5j7_tEPdWv3QVFz1iGYO0nX71WvqisoKPGWu5lD4b_RmxuXYe1stBbRFUnRQ_aem_s-n3-szB1f16I78sSslAuw%26brid%3DYWdncwFdOXpshcqJoC4MHf3drlBW&h=AUANTXcoVxAxU8Z3o6t7MnuhAwqqsouRQZL_JwRpuf2cGGXZoFmdipiK8OX3QlrXwWv5LPVfrEqQ4L8SAfhvmPtPWSP8mrVpYmmO5y4WIg5EF8yUqHt7wz_Haxgs4NcB8jRfVSlIQnYch_TBQEDEh73wmdG8Ix3k&__tn__=q&c%5B0%5D=AUBgKq0gUVCTbfy1M9rJDJ4sLhDiDezf44znl6uLnP7_TFW0kDz2NxK_pEEjKRqKPbrDIiRwnfK1HFdyWAtn8CQxJHKNGix2up2jPEADGhbsjwYyHvhKNJ2kGE6H-YmfZpdza7TEYexJamXq_ybBMl66AtT4um5jBQw) and take action at [dxe.io/actionsteps](http://dxe.io/actionsteps?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExNmZyUk82MVh3YVk0S0xzSXNydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR5j7_tEPdWv3QVFz1iGYO0nX71WvqisoKPGWu5lD4b_RmxuXYe1stBbRFUnRQ_aem_s-n3-szB1f16I78sSslAuw&brid=YWdncwH_h7YS0lJpICQxhJ345-eQ) Direct Action Everywhere (DxE) is a grassroots network of animal rights activists. Through open rescue, demonstration, and disruption, we help build a world where every animal is safe, happy and free. DxE cultivates a welcoming and supportive community. We ask that all those who attend our events (online and offline) respect our Code of Conduct which can be reviewed at [dxe.io/conduct](https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdxe.io%2Fconduct%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExNmZyUk82MVh3YVk0S0xzSXNydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR6PVNf5gOH-SVYZPP3QV4G4q4e03sf_Ne0c25E1iPRcxnhMdAEZT4oBzTiWBw_aem_oVwPQOZdqktZhd3SkPKEcw%26brid%3DYWdncwEli_ZSAs0HQkZZB2jzZPDi&h=AUB07WMtonfCxyHwcqN6sin3zcbx_Amj0ccoJ1yVS0V5hCfeZHob43vLl431X_cSuEg8OwU3QqNO7oUV5JJ6cKBnbFj6AD8bqIItPWUeLrdfEis6FZS-oIZNxTMugmFsokCXWKxcvwWXDgsemgJMlxUHDSm5wfV4&__tn__=q&c%5B0%5D=AUBgKq0gUVCTbfy1M9rJDJ4sLhDiDezf44znl6uLnP7_TFW0kDz2NxK_pEEjKRqKPbrDIiRwnfK1HFdyWAtn8CQxJHKNGix2up2jPEADGhbsjwYyHvhKNJ2kGE6H-YmfZpdza7TEYexJamXq_ybBMl66AtT4um5jBQw). To learn about our vision, goals, strategy and more check out the San Francisco Bay Area chapter Activist Handbook here: [dxe.io/handbook](http://dxe.io/handbook?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExNmZyUk82MVh3YVk0S0xzSXNydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR6WxUAY1JWrdToRAV-AMbJrtCTltkKk9sV6m-AU_sSQ22-OrRsXX_6d_VxpdQ_aem_rFzs4W7HLJnDEM9SskHk-w&brid=YWdncwFUBBDykuz8P0ddLocq5NqQ) \-\-\- Direct Action Everywhere (DxE) is a grassroots network of animal rights activists. Through open rescue, demonstration, and disruption, we help build a world where every animal is safe, happy and free. DxE cultivates a welcoming and supportive community. We ask that all those who attend our events (online and offline) respect our Code of Conduct which can be reviewed at [dxe.io/conduct](https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdxe.io%2Fconduct%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExNmZyUk82MVh3YVk0S0xzSXNydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR5qVi6EhOxGGVOrSeUO4bjd-hBS5euYPbToY1mNsVEGOWE6O10IQdfa6AzPZg_aem_iurzzHhloDRBRNlw5TlUiw%26brid%3DYWdncwE0-zmMqHr-2KgL_Jxly7VO&h=AUB07WMtonfCxyHwcqN6sin3zcbx_Amj0ccoJ1yVS0V5hCfeZHob43vLl431X_cSuEg8OwU3QqNO7oUV5JJ6cKBnbFj6AD8bqIItPWUeLrdfEis6FZS-oIZNxTMugmFsokCXWKxcvwWXDgsemgJMlxUHDSm5wfV4&__tn__=q&c%5B0%5D=AUBgKq0gUVCTbfy1M9rJDJ4sLhDiDezf44znl6uLnP7_TFW0kDz2NxK_pEEjKRqKPbrDIiRwnfK1HFdyWAtn8CQxJHKNGix2up2jPEADGhbsjwYyHvhKNJ2kGE6H-YmfZpdza7TEYexJamXq_ybBMl66AtT4um5jBQw). To learn about our vision, goals, strategy and more check out the San Francisco Bay Area chapter Activist Handbook here: [dxe.io/handbook](http://dxe.io/handbook?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExNmZyUk82MVh3YVk0S0xzSXNydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR5aBcdQPiVa_NInpa4iQCpgPBYcnZFt4Kwx8zxpXtXlI4P9ddpSFUVqOg2PJg_aem_ZmFrZWR1bW15MTZieXRlcw&brid=YWdncwH_h7YS0lJpICQxhJ345-eQ)

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Clover Exposed: Vigil and Protest at Agresti Calf Raising Operation

Please join us for a vigil and protest on public property at Agresti Calf Ranch, a calf raising operation that is part of Double D Dairies which supplies to Clover Sonoma. DxE's recent investigation of Double D captured footage of calves being kicked in the face, yanked by their tails, and burned. We’ll be nonviolent as always while we bear witness to the calves and demand those in power take action to protect animals. This cruelty was reported to Clover and to authorities yet no action was taken. Only after the LA Times reached out did Clover state they were suspending operations with Double D, yet they are still prominently featured on their website and the suspension is already lifted. If Clover is supposed to be the best of the best, this investigation makes clear the entire industry is based on abuse and exploitation. —------------- When: 3pm, Saturday, May 16th, 2026 Where: Park on the north side of 1600 East Monte Vista Road, Ceres, CA Wear: whatever you’ll be comfortable in on a sunny day. Accessibility: This action will involve some walking and standing. We’ll have a couple chairs on hand if you’d like a rest. Legal risk of this protest is relatively low. — Direct Action Everywhere (DxE) is a grassroots network of animal rights activists. We ask that all those who attend our events (online and offline) respect our Code of Conduct which can be reviewed at [dxe.io/conduct](http://dxe.io/conduct?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExTVk1TTBvVGsxbXJmeGxiOHNydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR6Z61rXOmSaQSFHA-_-yUwj9yq3K9Cm0oF9g02kYCGaLqEhfAOlbpgpwLK-6w_aem_-4D9xkZNta9gilwTONOkkA)

Sketch & Sip ☕️ Come to Draw, Doodle, and Create Together!

There’s something really nice about being in a space where people are creating together. It takes the pressure off, makes it easier to start. Bring your sketchbook, iPad, markers, or whatever you like to use. We’ll be at a space where it’s easy to settle in, spread out, and naturally connect with people around you. You can chat, share ideas, or just focus quietly—there’s room for both. Nothing has to be perfect or polished—it’s all about enjoying the process. We’re keeping things simple: good people, good coffee, a cozy space, and time to draw, doodle, and create alongside others. So, If you're craving a soft, low-pressure way to unwind and do something creative, join us!

Outdoor Movie Night & Speed-Friending (Jurassic Park)

**RSVP via:** https://app.gistirl.com/event-details/mSuyIJicZhNFITA3ADX6 **Early Bird Discounts | More $ Later** Warm evening air, the smell of buttery popcorn, and a glowing outdoor screen calling your name — this is the kind of night summers are made for. Spend an hour in quick one-on-one rounds, then gather your favorite matches to claim the perfect grassy spot for a nostalgic screening of Jurassic Park under the stars. Get ready for an hour of effortless, one-on-one conversations with fellow film lovers, all seamlessly paired up by the app so you always know exactly who you are talking to next. Swap favorite movie moments, childhood classics, and go-to theater spots — then watch it all turn into something real. After the rounds, the night opens up. Reconnect with your favorite people, form your crew, and wander over together to find your spot in the grass. Blankets down, snacks out, drinks in hand — this is where the magic kicks in. It's one shared plan, one summer night to remember, and everyone heading into it together. Just real conversation that turns into a real plan — with people you already vibe with. By the time the iconic Jurassic Park theme song begins, you've got friends to share the popcorn and the experience with. Maybe this becomes your go-to movie squad. Maybe it's just a great evening you'll remember. Either way, you're rolling with a crew. Agenda 7:00PM - Check-In Follow the link to complete a quick profile setup on your phone. 7:15PM - 8:15PM - One-on-One Rounds Our app pairs you for focused conversations. Meet fellow movie buffs, trade recommendations, and discover who shares your love for iconic films and cozy theater nights. 8:15PM+ - Reconnect with your favorite matches, form groups of 4-6, and head over together to claim your spot on the grass. Movie starts at 8:30PM! Don't forget to bring a blanket, your favorite snacks to share, and anything else you might need for a relaxing night under the stars. Don't just collect contacts. Actually watch a movie with new people and see if this becomes your regular crew for attending other outdoor screenings or new theater releases together. Want to stay in touch with someone? Use the app - it lets you connect without ever sharing your phone number. Here's a few recommendations: Duboce Park Upper Lawn - This is the central gathering spot where the massive screen is typically set up for movie nights under the stars. Duboce Park Cafe - A cozy neighborhood staple just across the street, perfect for warm drinks and fresh-made sandwiches. Palmyra - Known for its exceptional Mediterranean takeout, this local favorite provides delicious falafel and wraps that are easy to enjoy while sitting on a blanket. Beit Rima - This highly-rated spot offers incredible Arabic comfort food and sharing plates that are ideal for a group picnic during the film. Bi-Rite Market - A short walk away on Divisadero, this legendary market is the ultimate destination for premium snacks and famous small-batch ice cream. The Little Chihuahua - This popular Mexican eatery serves high-quality burritos and tacos that are conveniently packaged for a mess-free meal on the grass. **RSVP via:** https://app.gistirl.com/event-details/mSuyIJicZhNFITA3ADX6 **Early Bird Discounts | More $ Later**

🧩 It's a Puzzle & Lunch Party! -- The Game Parlour

🧩 **It's a Puzzle & Lunch Party! -- The Game Parlour** 🔆 You're invited to this lively gathering where we'll laugh and chat over lunch and work on small, beautiful individual wood puzzles. After the satisfying snap of your pieces all clicking together, your assembled creation will go home with you. ▪︎ **Easy parking** ▪︎ **1.5 blocks from an N-Judah stop** ▪︎ **I'll bring all the puzzle supplies.** **HERE ARE THE DETAILS:** ▪︎ **A $9 fee** for your wood puzzle is payable to me through Venmo or PayPal. **(Message me for my link.)** **▪︎ When I receive your payment, I'll move you off the waitlist.** ▪︎ Note: Game Parlour will also charge each of us $7 to use their space. We can stay as long as we wish. 🍒 **For lunch, the Game Parlour offers** a delicious waffle-centric and gluten-free menu that includes savory mochi waffle sandwiches, sweet mochi waffle creations, and fancy coffee, too. Vegan options are available. ▪︎ **PLEASE don't be a no-show.** If your plans change, remember to update your RSVP prior to the event. ▪︎ **This is a space-limited event.** A late cancelation will count as a no-show.

Karaoke with new friends in Oakland 🎤🎶

Come hang out with us at the Legionnaire! Singing optional.

Free Craft Night in Alameda!

Join me for a craft night at Alameda Brewing! We’ll be making hair clips and it’s going to be so fun! We’ll be crafting in the warehouse and the taproom! 💫🌟 My craft nights are free to join and I bring all of the supplies! All you have to do is show up :) Donations towards supplies are welcome but it isn’t required. My venmo is @JeeJing if you want to contribute! I can’t wait to craft together! See you soon!

"Global Stories, Local Table" – Drinks for Former Expats 🌍

Join us for an evening of stories, memories, and comparing travel notes at our Former Expats Drinks Meetup! Whether it's been years since you've been back from living in Mozambique or you just recently returned from exotic Canada, this is a chance to connect with like-minded individuals who too once packed their bags for a new life abroad. We'll limit the group size to ensure a more personal vibe, so please sign up for the event only if you're sure you can make it! Looking forward to it! 628-236-9369